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[Fox318]

https://youtu.be/3pvf_OBuJVE

Rip gronk

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Sometimes you 'ight flo

Thanks friend

So GRONK is out for week 1...

So Congrats Act to your week one win..

Might as well trade him Dutch.. It's all downhill from here and you're gonna lose him for the season.

I'll give you Fatford or something to make up for the pain of losing him.

 

[BlackGhost]

Thad Lewis is gonna be a fu****g star

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Thad Lewis is gonna be a fu****g star

Grova's boy

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I've cut GRONK.

But his replacement will be my secret weapon this week! Jimmy G's BFF, AJ "The Destruction" Derby!

 

[BlackGhost]

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I don't understand BG?

 

[BlackGhost]

I don't understand BG?

You wouldn't.....

 

[FloydtheFathead]

You wouldn't.....

I want to.. I need to look cool to the school kids

 

[Fox318]

like clocwork the guy i have on the bench gets a td

 

[Dutch Gronk]

NOBODY on my team gets a TD. Also nice.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

My entire team is garbage

 

[FloydtheFathead]

My entire team is garbage

Not true.. Pryor did

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Not true.. Pryor did

You mean the guy on my bench?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

You mean the guy on my bench?

Yes. But someone did at least. You should have becleved in him friend

 

[Eleuin]

Just saw Larry's disrespectful trade offer smfh

 

[rando14]

Just saw Larry's disrespectful trade offer smfh

He sent one to me too

He can't keep geting away with it!! Commish, pls do something about this

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Official statement released by the Shirtless League :

“Let me begin by apologizing for making this announcement via a statement and not in person. While I truly respect the significance of this, those who know me best will understand and not be surprised that I choose not to have a press conference for this announcement.

“After much prayer, thought and discussion with my army of daughters, I have made the difficult decision to retire from the Shirtless League and pro Fantasy football. I have played my last game of Fantasy football.

“Let me assure you that this was not an easy or hasty decision. As I stated, I, along with those closest to me, have put a lot of time, deliberation and prayer into this decision and I truly am at peace with it, mostly because I really suck at fantasy football"

“I also want you to know that I have the utmost respect and admiration for the game of fantasy football and our commish. It has provided so much for me and my ever growing family and I will be forever grateful to the shirtless game.

“With the reality of my decision, I realize there are a lot of people I would like to thank. I must start with my commish – thank you for all your love, support and professional attitude whilst running this fantastic league"

“I also want to especially thank Mrs. Bae and the Shirtless Family for all their support over the years. They are tremendous people and I loved playing with them."

“While it would be hard to name them all, I would also like to thank all of my Shirtless players past and present.

“There are so many other people I would like to recognize and thank for what they have done for me throughout my career, but rather than risk forgetting someone, I will simply say “thanks” to everyone.

“And finally, to the fans of Shirtlessness and Gronk. I so appreciated your passionate support over the years and truly enjoyed playing with you. I loved playing without a Shirt and will forever be a Shirtless man. My biggest regret is that I wasn’t able to help give my teams a championship.This due to my overall incompetence when playing fantasy football. But I do believe the future of the Shirtless League is bright and with the leadership from people like Dutch, who I have gotten to know over the past few years, and I feel like he will bring in somebody who actually knows what he's doing to take over my team. Cause I admit it, I'm straight garbage"

“From the bottom of my Shirtless heart I thank you all for everything.”

- BaltimoreLarry

 

[Fox318]

All down to if Monday night is a good game.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Official statement released by the Shirtless League :

RIP Larry

 

[Fox318]

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Unless Tavon Austin goes off for a bunch of TDs and the Rams D shits the bed I might actually win.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Unless Tavon Austin goes off for a bunch of TDs and the Rams D shits the bed I might actually win.

Shit and with no Gronk

Come on Act.. I'm disappointed

But in good news, I'm limping off with wins in both leagues this week.

On my quest to win the Shirtless and Freeman Trophy..

And for Chris to buy me a new desktop

 

[Himynameischris]

Lost by 2ish points ;_;

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Official statement released by the Shirtless League :

My lawyers have advised me not to comment on the statement made by Dutch. I will just say this, don't believe his lies.

 

[Fox318]

me and kave are going to war here.

 

[BlackGhost]

me and kave are going to war here.

Fox, you're playing me you fucboi.

 

[Bread]

maybe i'm just not cut out for fantasy football

maybe the world has passed me by

i should have drafted jimmy

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Lost by 2ish points ;_;

If you'd have started Minny defense or if Funchess AKA Braylon Edwards 2.0 wasn't trash, you'd have had it friend..

But look at the bright side..
Your team is healthy for the most part.. Minx lost Keenan for the year.

And You beat Gutshot in the TBL. Positives

Fox, you're playing me you fucboi.

Goddamn.. Y'all went the fuck off

 

[Himynameischris]

If you'd have started Minny defense or if Funchess AKA Braylon Edwards 2.0 wasn't trash, you'd have had it friend..

But look at the bright side..
Your team is healthy for the most part.. Minx lost Keenan for the year.

And You beat Gutshot in the TBL. Positives


Goddamn.. Y'all went the fuck off

Yeah I need another WR...might be time for another trade

 

[Greg]

I won my game this week

REPPIN THAT SHIRTLESS LEAGUE

 

[Dutch Gronk]

My lawyers have advised me not to comment on the statement made by Dutch. I will just say this, don't believe his lies.

Uuuuuuh it says right there that it's an official statement and it's signed by you. How can it be a lie then?

Yeah I need another WR...might be time for another trade

I need a RB and a QB...I'm open for business. All my super star WRs are on the block.

 

[Fox318]

Fox, you're playing me you fucboi.

no I mean in another fantsy league.

Spoiler

shit

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Yeah I need another WR...might be time for another trade

To the waiver wire!!

I have dick unfortunately friend, otherwise I'd help you.

 

[Bread]

Yeah I need another WR...might be time for another trade

i'll trade teams with you

 

[Himynameischris]

i'll trade teams with you

I think I'll stick to the wire thanks friend,

To the waiver wire!!

I have dick unfortunately friend, otherwise I'd help you.

I mean...not that I think you'll win but if you want that PC you shouldn't be helping me flo!

I need a RB and a QB...I'm open for business. All my super star WRs are on the block.

Hmmm Let me see

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I think I'll stick to the wire thanks friend,



I mean...not that I think you'll win but if you want that PC you shouldn't be helping me flo!



Hmmm Let me see

I was talking about the shirtless league. I will have Decker and Robinson to carry me in the shirtless. I'm not slam my dick in the door to help you there friend. You really don't need my help there anyway.

I need a RB and a QB...I'm open for business. All my super star WRs are on the block.

What would you give me for David Johnson..

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I was talking about the shirtless league. I will have Decker and Robinson to carry me in the shirtless. I'm not slam my dick in the door to help you there friend. You really don't need my help there anyway.


What would you give me for David Johnson..

Sent you an offer

 

[BlackGhost]

no I mean in another fantsy league.

Spoiler

shit

:lol

 

[rando14]

Everybody is trading w eachother, I'm feeling left out!!

Greg pls send me an offer

 

[Himynameischris]

Everybody is trading w eachother, I'm feeling left out!!

Greg pls send me an offer

I sent you a trade friend, made it super fair too, no disrespect from me

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So I went from 0 trade offers, to 3.

Something big is going down - Drunk Colts Owner on Twitter, Every year basically.

 

[Bread]

I've entered the fold

I'm trading it for Greg!

 

[Greg]

Everybody is trading w eachother, I'm feeling left out!!

Greg pls send me an offer

I trade you RGIII for some wings

 

[rando14]

W-whoa!! I received offers, I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance :')

I will consider them over the next couple days

OMG Bread I just saw yours, I thought we were friends!!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

W-whoa!! I received offers, I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance :')

I will consider them over the next couple days

OMG Bread I just saw yours, I thought we were friends!!

Things are moving fast here brothers, some counter offers and all that have been exchanged. I offered some guys to multiple of you guys...

 

[Bread]

W-whoa!! I received offers, I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance :')

I will consider them over the next couple days

OMG Bread I just saw yours, I thought we were friends!!

I am trying to emulate my favorite general manager, GM Bill! It's just business!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Dutch.. Do you have a counter?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Dutch.. Do you have a counter?

Your final offer is getting close to where I think both of us can be happy. Very tempting.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Your final offer is getting close to where I think both of us can be happy. Very tempting.

Yup. I do think you gain more with keeping Hilton rather than Benjamin in all honesty because they are going to limit his snaps reportedly.