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This is a thing people do?

Seriously?

Don't get me wrong I've been violently ill and vomited and shit in the shower while I felt like I was dying from a stomach bug... but to regularly shit while showering seems like complete madness.

EDIT: I don't shit in the shower, can people not read?
 
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Fucking disgusting. No, nobody shits in the shower because it won't go through

Even if you have diarrhoea it won't go through the shower....
 
I heard rumors of people not wiping their ass after taking a dump and proceed to take a shower and clean while showering... Which one of y'all guilty of this unspeakable crime!?
 
Mista said:
Fucking disgusting. No, nobody shits in the shower because it won't go through

Even if you have diarrhoea it won't go through the shower....
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According to one study some people, 1 in 30 supposedly do.

Thankfully I can't find the source on this.
 
One of the most disgusting things. I never thought about it until I saw a video years ago where a guy was shitting in the shower and then using his feet/big toe to "mash" his shit through the drain. I was shocked.
 
Fushitsusha said:
Enough shit threads.
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It's something we do every day and for a man, bringing a turd to life is a special moment. Women have their babies, we have our turds.
But the thing is, when you flush, you effectively kill it. So you have this beautiful thing that is birth and you stand there in awe and proudness and then a minute later you have to kill your baby by flushing.
It's fascinating when you think about it. Taking a dump is like seeing the whole circle of life. Birth and in the end, death.
 
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I can think of 2 times in my life I've shit in the shower, and both were when I was sick with a stomach bug.

When you're in the shower, all wet and slippery and sick.. the last thing you want is to get your ass out of the shower and sit on the pot.

Not something I'd want to do regularly though.
 
God Enel said:
One of the most disgusting things. I never thought about it until I saw a video years ago where a guy was shitting in the shower and then using his feet/big toe to "mash" his shit through the drain. I was shocked.
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Why was their a video?

Why did you watch it?
 
People do this at the gym all the time. Makes me fucking gag. I'll walk past the showers to get to the sauna and there's always a giant messy turd in one of the shower stalls.

That shit (literally) should get you banned from any public bath area but how does one go about it? No one is wants to make it sound like they were watching someone in the shower and that's probably how people get away is with it, since everyone else keeps their eyes up and face forward

so weird man

people

worst part is I end up being the one to tell someone at the front desk every time so they probably think it's me doing the shitting

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No one does this outside crazy people and even they only do it if their bath drain is a giant hole and has no bars so it goes down.

Hopefully.
 
Dthomp said:
I feel like this sort of thing should just be assumed and not needing to be brought up, but the number of threads in regards to a bodily movement here is beyond childish and honestly just dumb.
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This is the internet, a video game and bullshit forum. We have a thread dedicated to booties and tits. You really think a few threads about poop bring this place down?
 
But if poo is too dense what do you do?

Would you kinda push / mash the poo with your toes in the drain?

Maybe blast it with water creating brown water?

Looking what you ate etc.
Carrots peanuts 🤔

What a weird thing to do OP.
 
Spukc said:
But if poo is too dense what do you do?

Would you kinda push / mash the poo with your toes in the drain?

Maybe blast it with water creating brown water?

Looking what you ate etc.
Carrots peanuts 🤔

What a weird thing to do OP.
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I don't do it. I was expressing how gross I think it is.
 
Spukc said:
So you definitely are not just asking for a "friend" if this is normal?

Mr Poopy Shower 🤔
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I don't even know what you're talking about. What friend?

I feel like there is a language barrier here or you're being purposefully obtuse.
 
kingbean said:
This is a thing people do?

Seriously?

Don't get me wrong I've been violently ill and vomited and shit in the shower while I felt like I was dying from a stomach bug... but to regularly shit while showering seems like complete madness.

EDIT: I don't shit in the shower, can people not read?
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I really thought for a moment "Why am i at Resetera?" then i saw it was Neogaf....

WTH
 
Dthomp said:
I feel like this sort of thing should just be assumed and not needing to be brought up, but the number of threads in regards to a bodily movement here is beyond childish and honestly just dumb.
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You asking for the wrestling thread to be closed then?
 
kingbean said:
Why was their a video?

Why did you watch it?
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As it was years ago I think I read an article where a wife filmed his husband - I don't remember why - in the shower and on that video she saw him shitting in the shower and if I remember correctly they divorced.
Dunno why the video was public but out of perverse curiosity I watched it and I ..still cannot forget it. It was kinda traumatizing because I never had the idea to shit in the shower
 
"The obese American passenger, weighing around 200 kg (440 lbs), last boarded an Eva Air flight on January 19th for a fateful journey from Los Angeles to Taipei. Later, on social media and at a press conference, traumatized female flight attendants recalled how that man had forced them to pull down his pants while on the toilet and even wipe his butt for him. "


I think this belongs here

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if those die hard climate change activists aren't doing this to save water then they're not actually committed to their cause.
 
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This is a good place to talk about the benefits of peeing in the sink. You run some water, splash it around to get any tiny splatters that may have happened (a good chance there weren't any), and then wash your hands.

So you're "flushing" it down the drain with soap, which is cleaner than a toilet would be, and you use a fraction of the water. You also get the added benefit of getting to watch yourself pee in the mirror so you can laugh at how small your dick is like everyone else does who sees it.
 
Grinchy said:
This is a good place to talk about the benefits of peeing in the sink. You run some water, splash it around to get any tiny splatters that may have happened (a good chance there weren't any), and then wash your hands.

So you're "flushing" it down the drain with soap, which is cleaner than a toilet would be, and you use a fraction of the water. You also get the added benefit of getting to watch yourself pee in the mirror so you can laugh at how small your dick is like everyone else does who sees it.
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Doing this in public restrooms is the best
 
God Enel said:
As it was years ago I think I read an article where a wife filmed his husband - I don't remember why - in the shower and on that video she saw him shitting in the shower and if I remember correctly they divorced.
Dunno why the video was public but out of perverse curiosity I watched it and I ..still cannot forget it. It was kinda traumatizing because I never had the idea to shit in the shower
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Didn't he also use a toothbrush?
 
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