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[Fitts]

EC-DUB chants. Nice.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Bray doesn't smoke cigs, ya mark.

Bet he vapes

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Prediction: Slater and Rhyno comes out and just before Slater signs the contract, Rhyno gores him. Enter Curt Hawkins to sign the contract and be Rhyno's new partner & tag champ.

Slater's #safe as long as he doesn't take that belt off, though!

 

[MG310]

At least Slater got new gear. Bo is still running around in his Social Outcasts singlet.

 

[ramoisdead]

That'd be pretty shitty since he already took a contract out of his hands.

More sympathy points for Heath. Still, guess that route isn't happening.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Not a dry eye in the building. *sniff*

 

[Sou Da]

Bray doesn't smoke cigs, ya mark.

Yeah he Vapes, look at those dreads.

 

[The_Joker1721]

Sign that shit Heathy BABAY!

 

[Skatterd]

The best shirt since 3:16/N.W.O.

http://shop.wwe.com/heath-slater-i-.../W12317.html?dwvar_W12317_color=Black#start=1

I'm tempted

 

[cordy]

So glad Slater signed that without any bullshit, if it were Raw? Lord he would have never gotten to it.

 

[KingBroly]

A tongue?

 

[SallyIsNow]

Yeah he Vapes, look at those dreads.

Bet he vapes

Bray Naish.

 

[darkside31337]

seriously

 

[Man God]

Sunny Macs day job.

 

[Ultratech]

Oh...right.

These guys still exist.

 

[ramoisdead]

Ugh Legion of Jobbers.

 

[ScaryShark]

The Ascension are still a thing?

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Ascension stole the Usos face paint?

 

[Sou Da]

The flabscension.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Lol nopenopenopenope

 

[Anth0ny]

OMG

POLLOCK CALLED IT

 

[Keyser Soze]

LOL. FUCK OFF.

 

[slabrock]

Oh, yay. This amazingly over tag team

 

[slightconfuse]

State of this tag DIVISON

 

[ReiGun]

DEMAND MORE HEATH
DEMAND TONGUES
DEMAND AN RV!!!

Could have got some floaties for that above ground pool.

 

[Wagram]

"You guys are scrubs!"

 

[Kusagari]

The Ascension theme is totally wasted on them

 

[galvatron]

Why do they look like original Ermac?

 

[Fitts]

Haha look at these jobbers.

 

[Indelible]

I never thought I would be a Heath Slater fan but WWE pulled it off.

 

[Intheflorsh]

Fuck you Shane

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Fuck you too Shane

 

[The Strokes]

This is for real?!

 

[cordy]

Yooooooooooooooooooooo

They might lose these fucking belts tonight holy shit

 

[KingBroly]

Ascension's winning

 

[sf2fanatic]

Ascension stole the Usos face paint?

And the titles.. Lol

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Less relevant than the shining stars.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

This Heath angle has distracted us all from the fact that this division is basura.

 

[serenewarfare]

Shane, what are you doing.

 

[Skatterd]

If Ascension win the belts I'm gonna fall out my chair laughing

 

[BananasWithGuns]

Ascension goin over, let's do this.

 

[Man God]

The Ascension are cashing in their briefcase!

 

[ramoisdead]

Boy does Smackdown need The Revival bad.

 

[ReiGun]

Should have been the Vaudevillains.

The Curse of Sin Cara continues.

This Heath angle has distracted us all from the fact that this division is basura.

It's a testament to the strength of the story that we never noticed how sad it was that a random as fuck team like Heath and Rhyno was more over than all the actual tag teams.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Ascension are gonna win the titles and Rhyno turns on Slater afterwards?

Ugh, please let me be wrong on both.

 

[darkside31337]

rhyno is gonna turn his back on slater

 

[Silexx]

Oh God, the Ascension are becoming Tag Team Champions.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

If the Ascension wins the fucking belts... all of SD's goodwill tonight is GONE

 

[LiQuid!]

Ascension about to win. I ain't even gonna mind.

 

[DJChuy]

Slater going to get the Christian treatment.