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[FallingEdge]

man, what could have been

 

[Hasney]

The RAW after Mania where the crowd shat on him for 10 minutes straight. "This is my yard now." Leaves.

So when the crowd hates him so much that he only has to remember 1-3 lines are the circumstances where he can do a good promo.

Top face, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Zach]

Meletzer just posted the leaked "work shoot" promo Roman is going to cut next week:

Vince McMahon: Hurry, my son! Get away from the stone... The bait has been set. Hurry. Hurry, my son!

Roman Reigns: My father, I smell his presence also.

McMahon: I feeeeeel him.

[John Cena stumbles in]

Cena: Aaah. Uh. Where am I?!... There's no Chain Gang here! I've never been here before!

[Cena touches a nearby fountain and recoils]

Cena: Aaah! It's not hot! What is this place?

McMahon: CENAAAAA!!!

Cena: I know you! I know you, too! You two are behind the demise of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect! I know about the Usos. I know about the dangerous Mahal. And oh yeah, I know about the maneater, the Brock. But etched in stone is a legacy: the immortality of Cenamania! And you too will be buried beneath it!

Reigns: You don't understand, Cena! This is where darkness dwells and lives! Nobody has ever been able to defeat the Big Match John -- except yourself! You see, Cena, you're the one that created me. And because of that, it's simple: Your demise is etched in stooooone!

[Reigns touches the wall with his staff and Braun Strowman busts through]

Reigns: Crush Cenamania! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Strowman: My power is a million times greater than the power of Cenamania! I am the greatest giant to ever walk the face of the earth! And I am the one true immortal!!!

 

[SallyIsNow]

Like OwensIsNow has a use for punctuation

I got a use for punch you ation.

Mark.

 

[Entropia]

rovert always posts these show descriptions to twitter and I think this is the worst one yet.

I think Russo may be unwell or something

Markaritaville.

Love it.

 

[Egg0]

So when the crowd hates him so much that he only has to remember 1-3 lines are the circumstances where he can do a good promo.

Top face, ladies and gentlemen.

Pretty much. There was a reason why he worked well within The Shield.

 

[Hasney]

I got a use for punch you ation.

Mark.

'''' ' ''''

This is all going to be a work and he'll see what I say

 

[SallyIsNow]

What?

 

[Hex]

Alex wrestles for NJPW

Actually Shelly fucked himself by trying to bring certain things across the border that the Japanese were not happy abouty

 

[excelsiorlef]

UNACCEPTABLE

Spoiler

fliptober?

Up to whoever has October

 

[SallyIsNow]

Titus O'tober

 

[Menome]

Just spent all day thinking everyone was being quiet in WrassleGAF. Turns out there's shoots happening and I'm firing blanks.

 

[serenewarfare]

Strowman vs. Show in a cage match on Monday.

 

[Anth0ny]

Titus O'tober

Shootmember

Shootober (and then GO OVER)

Shootvember

Shootember featuring Beefmas

 

[Fox318]

rovert always posts these show descriptions to twitter and I think this is the worst one yet.

I think Russo may be unwell or something

Sounds like he's trying to steal from the lapsed fan without understanding when they do it its satire.

 

[Foggy]

 

[The Elite]

A shark cage match should be about getting your opponent into the cage and then raising.

 

[Hex]

BotchTober

 

[Zach]

Menome is always making naked ladies come up on my Twitter.

 

[Fox318]

BotchTober

 

[Hex]

Strowman vs. Show in a cage match on Monday.

Cheap chance for a door or cage wall gimmick

 

[SallyIsNow]

Just spent all day thinking everyone was being quiet in WrassleGAF. Turns out there's shoots happening and I'm firing blanks.

What a loser

What?

 

[newdayrocks]

So who here would push the red button and instantly get $50 million if it meant OwensIsNow would die instantly?

 

[Dental Plan]

Just play it cool and go into work like George Costanza after he quit.

I'll just Homer it and sit in a kiddie pool on my front lawn.

 

[klonere]

So who here would push the red button and instantly get $50 million if it meant OwensIsNow would die instantly?

that's kinda dark

i dont want anyone to die

 

[Hasney]

So who here would push the red button and instantly get $50 million if it meant OwensIsNow would die instantly?

Well someone woke up on the wrong side of being a dick

 

[Zach]

So who here would push the red button and instantly get $50 million if it meant OwensIsNow would die instantly?

I'd do it. For the children. The children not named OwensIsNow.

I'll just Homer it and sit in a kiddie pool on my front lawn.

Classic Dental Plan.

 

[Browny]

Vince McMahon: Hurry, my son! Get away from the stone... The bait has been set. Hurry. Hurry, my son!

Roman Reigns: My father, I smell his presence also.

McMahon: I feeeeeel him.

[John Cena stumbles in]

Cena: Aaah. Uh. Where am I?!... There's no Chain Gang here! I've never been here before!

[Cena touches a nearby fountain and recoils]

Cena: Aaah! It's not hot! What is this place?

McMahon: CENAAAAA!!!

Cena: I know you! I know you, too! You two are behind the demise of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect! I know about the Usos. I know about the dangerous Mahal. And oh yeah, I know about the maneater, the Brock. But etched in stone is a legacy: the immortality of Cenamania! And you too will be buried beneath it!

Reigns: You don't understand, Cena! This is where darkness dwells and lives! Nobody has ever been able to defeat the Big Match John -- except yourself! You see, Cena, you're the one that created me. And because of that, it's simple: Your demise is etched in stooooone!

[Reigns touches the wall with his staff and Braun Strowman busts through]

Reigns: Crush Cenamania! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Strowman: My power is a million times greater than the power of Cenamania! I am the greatest giant to ever walk the face of the earth! And I am the one true immortal!!!

*applauds*

Off wrasslin' - why the fuck am I watching the England game...

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

I just saw Sexy Star's latest comments on Tripplemania and fuck Sexy Star.

 

[SallyIsNow]

So who here would push the red button and instantly get $50 million if it meant OwensIsNow would die instantly?

Me

 

[Hex]

So who here would push the red button and instantly get $50 million if it meant OwensIsNow would die instantly?

Hey kid, family fights and are dicks to each other but we are still family.
I would feed you your hand before you got near that button.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Show vs Strowman in a cage on Raw confirmed

 

[RBH]

Vince McMahon: Hurry, my son! Get away from the stone... The bait has been set. Hurry. Hurry, my son!

Roman Reigns: My father, I smell his presence also.

McMahon: I feeeeeel him.

[John Cena stumbles in]

Cena: Aaah. Uh. Where am I?!... There's no Chain Gang here! I've never been here before!

[Cena touches a nearby fountain and recoils]

Cena: Aaah! It's not hot! What is this place?

McMahon: CENAAAAA!!!

Cena: I know you! I know you, too! You two are behind the demise of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect! I know about the Usos. I know about the dangerous Mahal. And oh yeah, I know about the maneater, the Brock. But etched in stone is a legacy: the immortality of Cenamania! And you too will be buried beneath it!

Reigns: You don't understand, Cena! This is where darkness dwells and lives! Nobody has ever been able to defeat the Big Match John -- except yourself! You see, Cena, you're the one that created me. And because of that, it's simple: Your demise is etched in stooooone!

[Reigns touches the wall with his staff and Braun Strowman busts through]

Reigns: Crush Cenamania! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Strowman: My power is a million times greater than the power of Cenamania! I am the greatest giant to ever walk the face of the earth! And I am the one true immortal!!!

 

[Hex]

Show vs Strowman in a cage on Raw confirmed

Start your betting pool now, ring , cage wall, or door....which will be the big moment

 

[Brian_FETO]

Dan Terminus kicking off Shootmember right

 

[excelsiorlef]

Strowman vs. Show in a cage match on Monday.

For no reason lol

 

[Data West]

a crow reboot is coming its time to finally give the gimmick to becky


oh wait they'll just give it to alexa instead

 

[shaowebb]

Why does the thread say "shootMEMBER" instead of "shooTEMBER" ?

 

[Hex]

I figure some may be interested

 

[FallingEdge]

guys we can only talk about hypothetical deaths if it involves Vince McMahon, this thread seems to love that

a crow reboot is coming its time to finally give the gimmick to becky


oh wait they'll just give it to alexa instead

I would mark out for Crow Bailey.

 

[Brian_FETO]

Why does the thread say "shootMEMBER" instead of "shooTEMBER" ?

Creative vision

Or horrible oversight

You decide

 

[Zach]

Data West vs. excelsiorlef is going to boil over soon AND THEN WHAT?

 

[Hasney]

Data West vs. excelsiorlef is going to boil over soon AND THEN WHAT?

Your vagina will once again be salted?

 

[shaowebb]

Creative vision

Or horrible oversight

You decide

Sounds like a description of Vince McMahon's script edits.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Why does the thread say "shootMEMBER" instead of "shooTEMBER" ?

You have to know you're shooting on the m(embers)arks before you enter the thread.

 

[Zach]

Your vagina will once again be salted?

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

 

[Fox318]

I figure some may be interested

Whats the worst prowrestlingtee out there?

 

[Browny]

I would mark out for Crow Bailey.

You know someone is going to rewrite the Michael Buffer intro now...

 

[slightconfuse]

Looks like thunder is coming to the network soon.

Let's hope Saturday night is next

 

[The Strokes]

Xavier cosplaying as Bayley at Dragoncon: https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/903690514511384584

Damn, just realized Shootember marks one year of being a part of wrasslegaf. Love you all, fam.