Should I staminate a 17 year old?

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revivalist said:
Well, you guys are asking for pictures... so I don't see why I can't put a picture of my young piece on here...
I'm not even going to tell you how old she is.
Nor will I tell you how old I am. ;)
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edit: Needless to say, Ned, you must hit it.

Latina?
 
border said:
Probably most AIDS victims, I would guess.

I think something about taken more steps with protection or been smarter about WHO they were having all the sex with probably goes in to their sentences though.
 
KE04 said:
yea, go for it. i dated a 17 year old earlier this year. they're cute, but damn they're dumber than a bag full of alphasnakes!
That's one of the funniest things I've ever read on this forum within the 4 years or so that I've been reading it.
 
Seriously is central Illinois the only place where chicks get nailed long before they are 17? You guys are some paranoid fucks around here. Its not like the girl is gonna go up to her parents be like "I just got railed by a 23 year old....cool huh?!?!?". Girl prolly has as much or more experience than Ned to begin with and her parents prolly dont have a clue about any of that.


If the girl is hot I say go for it.
 
Ecrofirt said:
On my PC, I've currently got Visual Studio .NET 2002.

I just recieved my free copy of 2003 in the mail today, but it's a slightly different package with less features. Should I uninstall 2002 first, or can I update over it without problem?

Also, I've got a few SDKs for things that work with .NET. Should I uninstall them before I upgrade, or won't there be a problem?
The 2003 version? I'd uninstall your current version first, then install 2003, then FIUTA.
 
I'll be seeing her shortly. I'm moving up to Pre-Stamination Level 2.

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"17 year old tits-on-a-stick, you are now cleared for Stamination."


In all seriousness, the earliest I could concievably hit it would be tomorrow night, and considering I just bought 6 (count em) new games I may postpone that pussy and schedule a double header for sometime early next week. I'm debating...GTA or pussay?

Anywho, I'll be sure and think of you guys when I'm beating it up. Except the bastards who mentioned AIDS and pregnancy in my teen fantasy boner thread. Thanks for that.
 
Ned Flanders said:
I'm debating...GTA or pussay?

You really shouldn't be allowed to refer to yourself as the staminator from now on. :\
 
[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")

[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
 
Ned Flanders said:
Anywho, I'll be sure and think of you guys when I'm beating it up. Except the bastards who mentioned AIDS and pregnancy in my teen fantasy boner thread. Thanks for that.


EWWWWW. hehehe
 
Mostly Italian with a touch of Spanish.
She looks more Spanish than she does Italian though.

Anyways...
Ned, don't pass up this oppurtunity. It'll be an experience you can tell your wife and friends as you share "whacky" and out-of-the-ordinary stories in the future after a night of getting intoxicated. You can even tell your kids about it too!
 
So I finally sealed the deal on this. My first "deflowering" so to speak. Went better than expected (ie she could handle the friction) but I still did most of the work..not that that's a problem for the Staminator. Anyway thanks to those who gave me the go ahead, I think I did you (or "her" I guess) proud.
 
It took 3 months for this? That's way longer than I would waste on a high-schooler.....particularly one that you don't seem to have any respect for and is "dumb as a rock". The promise of sex won't really keep me sitting through endless weeks of inane conversations.
 
border said:
It took 3 months for this? That's way longer than I would waste on a high-schooler.....particularly one that you don't seem to have any respect for and is "dumb as a rock". The promise of sex won't really keep me sitting through endless weeks of inane conversations.

Exactly what I was thinking.
 
Ned Flanders said:
So I finally sealed the deal on this. My first "deflowering" so to speak. Went better than expected (ie she could handle the friction) but I still did most of the work..not that that's a problem for the Staminator. Anyway thanks to those who gave me the go ahead, I think I did you (or "her" I guess) proud.
thumbs up soldier :)
 
Some 17 year olds are simply begging for it, but keep in mind how little you probably have in common together mentally at the moment, and even worse, she's still a rookie, so you know she's a DEAD lay.

Find someone older that's more comfprtable and expreienced, really.

*edit: unless she's really really agressive, then stick it in her arse hole.
 
Incognito said:
Exactly what I was thinking.
I dated high-schoolers when I was twenty and loathed it. I'd hate to think what it would be like half a decade later. The issue isn't so much the time as that even a casual relationship will cost you hundreds of dollars over the course of 3 months. Hours of awful chit chat too though, and at the end all you get to do is sleep with someone you don't even like who probably won't be very good in bed.

I am satisfied with the one girl I may-or-may-not have de-flowered. Chasing such prospects again sounds like a nightmare....either you would end up with high school girls or the "savin' it till marriage" types.
 
Shazapp said:
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Kip Winger says:

She's only seventeen
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me

Not only will I have that song in my head for the rest of the night now, but images of the video too. Damn you man.
 
Lane_Myer said:
absolute poetry.

dont think about the present, think about 10 years from now. if you pass up this opportunity will you look back and regret it? who on their deathbed says "i wish i didnt have so much sex"?

I dunno, maybe someone dying of AIDS or at the hands of their enraged spouse/GF that they cheated on?

Nathan
 
Lane_Myer said:
absolute poetry.

dont think about the present, think about 10 years from now. if you pass up this opportunity will you look back and regret it? who on their deathbed says "i wish i didnt have so much sex"?


Someone who died from a VD
 
I'm in Texas and i was in the same situation Ned. I say was cause I'm tapping that proverbial ass as we speak (well not literally at this moment but I'm going off on a tanget ya know what i mean) turns out she's younger than she admitted. So now I dont know what to do... Keep tapping it to keep her happy cause she's already sprung on teh cawk or just quit it and risk the ire of a teenage girl who is SPRUNG!!!! Anways... TEEN ASS is EXTREMELY OVERRATED. I'm bored already...
 
FYI..it didn't take 3 months to seal the deal on this..its just that for 3 months I've been keeping her at arms length because I wasn't sure I was ready for the potential repercussions. We weren't dating or anything like that. I just became progressively more paranoid because she wasn't too slick about keeping things on the DL (either that or she secretly wanted people to know what we were up to).

Recently I just came to the conclusion of: FUCK IT. You only live once.

We're extremely honest with each other and that has made me infinitely more comfortable with the whole situation in the event that things were to go sour.
 
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