N Coward Parody
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Ever read/see Angels in America?
*Noel Coward Parody
Should I staminate a 17 year old?
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Ever read/see Angels in America?
*Noel Coward Parody
revivalist said:Well, you guys are asking for pictures... so I don't see why I can't put a picture of my young piece on here...
I'm not even going to tell you how old she is.
Nor will I tell you how old I am.
edit: Needless to say, Ned, you must hit it.
Latina?
Mike Works
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That's one of the funniest things I've ever read on this forum within the 4 years or so that I've been reading it.KE04 said:
Brian Fellows
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Seriously is central Illinois the only place where chicks get nailed long before they are 17? You guys are some paranoid fucks around here. Its not like the girl is gonna go up to her parents be like "I just got railed by a 23 year old....cool huh?!?!?". Girl prolly has as much or more experience than Ned to begin with and her parents prolly dont have a clue about any of that.
If the girl is hot I say go for it.
If the girl is hot I say go for it.
Ned Flanders
Banned
I'll be seeing her shortly. I'm moving up to Pre-Stamination Level 2.
"17 year old tits-on-a-stick, you are now cleared for Stamination."
In all seriousness, the earliest I could concievably hit it would be tomorrow night, and considering I just bought 6 (count em) new games I may postpone that pussy and schedule a double header for sometime early next week. I'm debating...GTA or pussay?
Anywho, I'll be sure and think of you guys when I'm beating it up. Except the bastards who mentioned AIDS and pregnancy in my teen fantasy boner thread. Thanks for that.
"17 year old tits-on-a-stick, you are now cleared for Stamination."
In all seriousness, the earliest I could concievably hit it would be tomorrow night, and considering I just bought 6 (count em) new games I may postpone that pussy and schedule a double header for sometime early next week. I'm debating...GTA or pussay?
Anywho, I'll be sure and think of you guys when I'm beating it up. Except the bastards who mentioned AIDS and pregnancy in my teen fantasy boner thread. Thanks for that.
D
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Ned Flanders said:
You really shouldn't be allowed to refer to yourself as the staminator from now on. :\
Ned Flanders
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catfish, turn on your sarcasmometer..
MrPing1000
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The comedy gold in this thread has tripled gaf's stock market value
anyhoo tap away the UK approves
anyhoo tap away the UK approves
[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
D
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New Zealand law states - We approve.
revivalist
Member
Mostly Italian with a touch of Spanish.
She looks more Spanish than she does Italian though.
Anyways...
Ned, don't pass up this oppurtunity. It'll be an experience you can tell your wife and friends as you share "whacky" and out-of-the-ordinary stories in the future after a night of getting intoxicated. You can even tell your kids about it too!
Ned Flanders
Banned
So I finally sealed the deal on this. My first "deflowering" so to speak. Went better than expected (ie she could handle the friction) but I still did most of the work..not that that's a problem for the Staminator. Anyway thanks to those who gave me the go ahead, I think I did you (or "her" I guess) proud.
The Faceless Master
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thumbs up soldierNed Flanders said:
Some 17 year olds are simply begging for it, but keep in mind how little you probably have in common together mentally at the moment, and even worse, she's still a rookie, so you know she's a DEAD lay.
Find someone older that's more comfprtable and expreienced, really.
*edit: unless she's really really agressive, then stick it in her arse hole.
Find someone older that's more comfprtable and expreienced, really.
*edit: unless she's really really agressive, then stick it in her arse hole.
I dated high-schoolers when I was twenty and loathed it. I'd hate to think what it would be like half a decade later. The issue isn't so much the time as that even a casual relationship will cost you hundreds of dollars over the course of 3 months. Hours of awful chit chat too though, and at the end all you get to do is sleep with someone you don't even like who probably won't be very good in bed.Incognito said:
I am satisfied with the one girl I may-or-may-not have de-flowered. Chasing such prospects again sounds like a nightmare....either you would end up with high school girls or the "savin' it till marriage" types.
andthebeatgoeson
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He did say she was young. Aww, I remember going out with one of my first for like a year and a half before we got it on. Do not miss high school at all.
Keyser Soze
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"Duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem
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Shazapp said:
Kip Winger says:
She's only seventeen
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me
Not only will I have that song in my head for the rest of the night now, but images of the video too. Damn you man.
Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
I'm in Texas and i was in the same situation Ned. I say was cause I'm tapping that proverbial ass as we speak (well not literally at this moment but I'm going off on a tanget ya know what i mean) turns out she's younger than she admitted. So now I dont know what to do... Keep tapping it to keep her happy cause she's already sprung on teh cawk or just quit it and risk the ire of a teenage girl who is SPRUNG!!!! Anways... TEEN ASS is EXTREMELY OVERRATED. I'm bored already...
Ned Flanders
Banned
FYI..it didn't take 3 months to seal the deal on this..its just that for 3 months I've been keeping her at arms length because I wasn't sure I was ready for the potential repercussions. We weren't dating or anything like that. I just became progressively more paranoid because she wasn't too slick about keeping things on the DL (either that or she secretly wanted people to know what we were up to).
Recently I just came to the conclusion of: FUCK IT. You only live once.
We're extremely honest with each other and that has made me infinitely more comfortable with the whole situation in the event that things were to go sour.
Recently I just came to the conclusion of: FUCK IT. You only live once.
We're extremely honest with each other and that has made me infinitely more comfortable with the whole situation in the event that things were to go sour.
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