Dude just learn her in the ways of giving head, that way not only can you grab her by the ears you can give a gift to all the men who meet her after you.
Depends on how old you are I guess. If I had my way, I'd be hittin' 17 year olds left and right, but then I remember that I'm about 10 years older than them and I reconsider fast.
I'm not the most moral guy in the world, but there are some things I wouldn't do.