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[cryptoadam]

I guess thats the world we live in where homeless are now not just asking you for change but for masks too.

I was just getting in my car from putting in some gas and a street women showed up with her sob story. Anyways I gave her about 2$ in change I had in my car and then she asked me for my mask LOL. I just took of my mask. I gave it to her because I have a whole bunch of em and I already wore it so whatever. She better hope I don't have the COVID or she will be in trouble.

So GAF any bums ask you for a mask along with change now? I suppose since you can't really go anywhere without a mask its almost more valuable then the money they might get.

 

[Nymphae]

A few weeks ago I watched a bum walk to the curb with his mask on, grab a discarded cigarette butt from the gutter, and start smoking it.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Didn't know you could wear a mask on a bum.

Spoiler

 

[V4skunk]

I give a young teenager a £5 to get home on a bus a few months back. His derailer on his mountainbike was completely fucked and he lived like 15 miles away.

 

[Bolivar687]

Good on you OP.

Luke 3:11 - And he answered them, “Whoever has two tunics is to share with him who has none, and whoever has food is to do likewise.”

 

[TheContact]

i imagine a homeless person without a mask is less approachable as well. i carry a bunch of sealed disposable masks in my car just in case i'm out and forget mine or someone else needs one

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[ipukespiders]

I guess thats the world we live in where homeless are now not just asking you for change but for masks too.

I was just getting in my car from putting in some gas and a street women showed up with her sob story. Anyways I gave her about 2$ in change I had in my car and then she asked me for my mask LOL. I just took of my mask. I gave it to her because I have a whole bunch of em and I already wore it so whatever. She better hope I don't have the COVID or she will be in trouble.

So GAF any bums ask you for a mask along with change now? I suppose since you can't really go anywhere without a mask its almost more valuable then the money they might get.

Was it a good blowjob?

 

[Stouffers]

Was it a good blowjob?

I’ve never experienced a gummy blowjob. That’s one of the things I’m looking forward to when I get really old.

 

[Mistake]

I’ve never experienced a gummy blowjob. That’s one of the things I’m looking forward to when I get really old.

who says you need to wait that long?

 

[Stouffers]

who says you need to wait that long?

Good things cum from those who wait.

 

[Ash Sparrow]

Why is she referred to as a bum, instead of just a human, maybe just being down on her luck.

 

[Meowzers]

The only bum in this story asked for a reply on here so you'll have my response.

''Keep your Covid to yourself, you wee prick,''

 

[Meowzers]

Why is she referred to as a bum, instead of just a human, maybe just being down on her luck.

Check my response mate.

 

[ipukespiders]

Why is she referred to as a bum, instead of just a human, maybe just being down on her luck.

So a human asked me for a mask

 

[MrS]

why would you give her a mask you've already used when you could have given her a clean one? C'mon man that shit ain't cool or sanitary.

 

[Compsiox]

So a human asked me for a mask

 

[teezzy]

Oh dear lord, bum is offensive now?

She was approaching OP to bum a mask from him so she could go back to sitting on her bum.

Perhaps cryptoadam should've referred to her as an 'Occupancy-challenged vagrant'

 

[DESTROYA]

I’ve never experienced a gummy blowjob. That’s one of the things I’m looking forward to when I get really old.

Well you get less flexible as you age so maybe if you start practicing now you can bend yourself enough to do it later on in life.

 

[Stouffers]

Well you get less flexible as you age so maybe if you start practicing now you can bend yourself enough to do it later on in life.

No need. Nursing homes fuck more than Olympic Villages. You think your Gramgram is just staring longingly 24/7 out the window? She’s staring instead into some old fuckers abdomen as she gives him the gumming of his life. You think it’s all bed pans and shower rails? More like swollen glands and gettin’ railed.

 

[TaySan]

Should have given her a clean one instead. Or give her the change for one.

 

[teezzy]

You should have kicked her ass for bothering you, dude.

Some people have such nerve.

 

[bender]

I don't leave my house.

 

[H4ze]

You gave her a used mask, despite having unused masks left? Fuck you OP

 

[Piku_Ringo]

why would you give her a mask you've already used when you could have given her a clean one? C'mon man that shit ain't cool or sanitary.

cryptoadam is an anti-masker, so he's probably tryin to test out his theory on if masks really prevent covid or not, using that homeless woman.

 

[ScHlAuChi]

 

[cryptoadam]

You gave her a used mask, despite having unused masks left? Fuck you OP

Nope the only mask I had is the one I just wore. I dont carry around un used masks with me. It was either that or spend 5 minutes explaining her why I was gonna throw out my china mask over not giving it to her.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

Oh dear lord, bum is offensive now?

She was approaching OP to bum a mask from him so she could go back to sitting on her bum.

What isn't offensive? I just assumed she had an ass face.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

I’ve never experienced a gummy blowjob. That’s one of the things I’m looking forward to when I get really old.

Wait too long and it would be like going to town on a soft floppy gummy worm.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Why is she referred to as a bum, instead of just a human, maybe just being down on her luck.

Since when did the term bum become offensive?
Don't be a snowflake brah.

 

[West Texas CEO]

why did the mask smell like tilapia?

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Lot of the reason homeless want masks is because they are always going into fast food restaurants and whatnot to get out of the weather. And now fast food places and most other indoor places require masks they won't be allowed in.

It's really bad in areas in this city. Like the Jack in the Box near here always had homeless people loitering there and a lot of times nobody would do anything about it and a lot of them are really nasty.

Now you almost never see them in there because of the mask mandates.

I feel sorry for many of them and a lot of them are really mentally messed up but it sucks for customers too to have to deal with the more messed up ones. Homelessness is a huge problem here.