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[Ryck]

WTF! Look at the description of the dualshock2 controllers......Best Buy is nuts

 

[Enigma]

Holy crap, the dude who wrote the Ebay Treasure Hunt riddles found a new job! Bravo!

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

I'd write some silly things too if I needed to write thousands of short product descriptions. "You are large and in charge when you go wireless"

 

[mrkgoo]

Haha! I guess it can get boring writing those things. I'd revert to Engrish.

 

[Gek54]

WTF is he talking about?

Plus, you can program the buttons. Always wished that attack was O instead of X? Make it so.

...no.

 

[Mofo]

During the final days of GameFan.com, Express had most of the staff writing product descriptions for all of their crap ranging from games to toys... it went well for the first 50 or so product descriptions but quickly turned sour. I remember trying to add in the most vulgar things as possible - from anagrams to blantant porn qoutes, it made an otherwise boring job somewhat enjoyable.

My favorite descriptions came from the countless import transformer toys that Express inherited from Game Cave... every other one ended with "yeah, safety glasses"

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

WTF is he talking about?



...no.

Well, it does go on to say

Full analog and programming capabilities are dependent on in-game support

So it was a completely useless statement. GameCube's controller has the ability to control vacuums!

 

[Matlock]

Well, it does go on to say

So it was a completely useless statement. GameCube's controller has the ability to control vacuums!

 

[Ronok]

Wow ermmmm yeah...... Carved from wood....... :-/

I guess PSP's nub thing should stay as it is though?...... Yeah defo the way to go with that one. :-/