During the final days of GameFan.com, Express had most of the staff writing product descriptions for all of their crap ranging from games to toys... it went well for the first 50 or so product descriptions but quickly turned sour. I remember trying to add in the most vulgar things as possible - from anagrams to blantant porn qoutes, it made an otherwise boring job somewhat enjoyable.
My favorite descriptions came from the countless import transformer toys that Express inherited from Game Cave... every other one ended with "yeah, safety glasses"