Zeroing
Banned
Yes, scientist been saying that for the last 10 years, poaching exotic animals, deforestation for farmland etc etc
We humans are testing too much our luck on this planet.
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So apparently Monkeypox is a thing...?
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We humans are testing too much our luck on this planet.
BouncyFrag
Member
Countries around the world all set to sign over our sovereignty to the WHO to handle future health crises.
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QSD
Member
Ok that's it everybody, no more casino, fruit machines, loot boxes, online dating
FunkMiller
Member
And yet, no one will do a fucking thing about it, nor will millions of people ever vote for anyone who would.
You get what you deserve.
Zeroing
Banned
We Humans are selfish or indifferent - that analogy of the frog in the pot with water where it is slowing getting warmer is a good analogy about the human race.
poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
Oh no. It even has it be a bio-engineered virus that was released by terrorists after infiltrating a lab. The conspiracy theorists are gonna have a field day if monkey pox is anything but a flash in the pan.
badblue
Gold Member
VN1X
Banned
People's IQs mostly.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
They will have a field day regardless. The defining ability of a conspiracy theorist is to be able to take literally any outcome and twist it into their insane views and theories.
akimbo009
Gold Member
In Israel now..
Must have been a hell of an orgy...
Must have been a hell of an orgy...
akimbo009
Gold Member
Hundreds of years probably. Doesn't change then exposure rates we're seeing is different.
Elysion
Banned
I see the fight between coincidence theorists and conspiracy theorists has already begun. Unfortunately for the former, unlike with Covid, this time the coincidence theorists will have an uphill battle ahead of them, due to the fact that some of the conspiracy theories around Covid eventually turned out to be either true, or have a decent likelihood of being true (the whole lab leak theory being the biggest one, which used to get people banned from social media in the past).
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VeganElduderino
Member
Of course ! Got to keep the fear mongering going !
Dr_Salt
Banned
I mean people who called out the lab leak day1 got ridiculed eveywhere until top oficials and evidence started showing up. If you as so much mentioned the lab leak then you were clasified as a loon conspiracy theorist.
Craig of War
Banned
This is all mother nature way of population control
DragoonKain
Neighbours from Hell
Anything pox scares the shit out of me. I’m thankful I wasn’t alive for smallpox. First and only one we’ve completely eradicated so far via vaccine. All pox illnesses are scary looking. Had chickenpox when I was a kid as did most people I think. Find out later you can get shingles from it. Had to get the vaccine for that.
DeaDPo0L84
Member
Fauci right now:
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Imagine another lockdown because you can’t go out because people with monkey pox are swinging round trees throwing shit at you.
Robot Carnival
Member
alright, which one of you jokers went and fucked a monkey... again?
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
GeekyDad
Member
If Nature has its say, I think so. And I'm thinking Nature gonna have her say...
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Watching planet of the apes, just in case.
Bitmap Frogs
Mr. Community
Was reading the news and apparently most of the cases in my country can be traced to a single gay sauna.
I have nothing against gayfolk but come on control your horny lol if you see a pustule covered person maybe don’t put your dick in that? Ah lost battle I know.
I have nothing against gayfolk but come on control your horny lol if you see a pustule covered person maybe don’t put your dick in that? Ah lost battle I know.
Hoe about those cases in Israel, USA, UK, The Netherlands.. all went to that sauna?
anthony2690
Member
Who the hell is fucking monkeys? Some poor monkey didn't get the banana they expected.
nush
Member
Ulysses 31
Member
Must be something more to it, can't imagine the pics I posted are from people who got it on with monkeys...
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
You never played with super monkey balls? Missing out,
Bernd Lauert
Banned
That's why I don't worry about monkeypox, it wasn't gain-of-functioned in a lab like Covid.
Bitmap Frogs
Mr. Community
Obviously no, but the two largest clusters by far are in spain and portugal... spain you know and portugal it's all young males and the UK last round of cases all are men who identify as gay or bi.
And for the record I support gay marriage and gay adoption... i'm just saying maybe don't fuck people with pustules or have protocols to protect sauna users. I don't understand how unreasonable is that.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Seems that this strain is airborne. So nothing much to do.
Bitmap Frogs
Mr. Community
From what I've read airborne contagion and indirect contact have much lower chance of contagion than intimate contact.... but I'm not a doctor.
Heimdall_Xtreme
Hermen Hulst Fanclub's #1 Member
Great, now we have to deal with 3 pandemic 
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Fuck, I tested positive.
SiteSeer
Member
you forgot industrial scale animal protein production. millions upon millions culled when disease breaks out.
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ipukespiders
Member
I had chicken pox when I was 19 and it was terrible.
Jsisto
Member
Have you SEEN Dixie Kong?
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anthony2690
Member
She looks like playdoh though
Fools idol
Banned
I find it interesting how Charles Schwab was on record saying he believes the earth is a living organism and human beings are the cancer on it.
All these sudden outbreaks and weather events are like the planet trying to kill us off eh!
All these sudden outbreaks and weather events are like the planet trying to kill us off eh!
El Pistolero
Banned
Somebody screwed a monkey, didn't they? And I bet you they pertain to a forum whose sole mantra is to embrace absolutely everything in the name of psychotic opennes...to the point of, maybe, identifying as a monkey during the process? 
On a more serious note, things are not looking good for us. Perhaps mother earth is fed up by the biggest virus of them all, the human race...Covid, while serious, is nowhere near what a truly lethal virus would do to our fragile societies.
On a more serious note, things are not looking good for us. Perhaps mother earth is fed up by the biggest virus of them all, the human race...Covid, while serious, is nowhere near what a truly lethal virus would do to our fragile societies.
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Unknown?
Member
Ahh so only the sexually promiscuous crowd need be worried.
Dr_Salt
Banned
He copied that from agent smith.
