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[Brannon]

As the Most Important Day In The Country approaches (Halo 2 non-availability, Election Day, Thanksgiving Weight Gain, PICK ONE), fear rises. We much take this fear, mold it into its most potent form and release it on the final day of October, where it will do the most good.

But we must weed out the undesirable elements in order to have the most butt-rock ass-kicking Halloween ever. So on this Al Hallow's Eve, we shall get together and drop some rules. You may give a maximum of two rules in betterment of this, the most important of holidays. My one rule would be...

1.) NO SKELETONS.

They are NOT that scary. They ARE that stupid. What is it going to do, rattle you to death? Unless that skeleton is a grim reaper or has decaying flesh on it and is carrying gigantic weapons and is situated on a staircase causing no end of grief as you try to run by it, you need to rip off it's hipbone and beat it to dust with its own hipbone.

okay, another one

2.) NO CANDY CORN.

Discussed in another thread, the corn that tastes like candy needs to stop being sold, bought or otherwise acknowledged. If Lewis Black hates it, YOU hate it, and that's good enough for the world.

 

[samus4ever]

what about the rule that says no High Schooler is allowed to purchace Shaving Cream.

 

[Brannon]

If you have a rule, you may add it to the hopefully growing list. Just remember though that you are limited to two (2) rules, so choose wisely...

 

[hobbitx]

2.) NO CANDY CORN.

OH, NO YOU DIDN'T?!!

Candy corn is the bomb, out of all the candy, nothing reminds me of, and makes me feel like it's Halloween more than that stuff. Halloween without candy corn is like Christmas with no eggnog, like it or not, you just gotta have it around for the guests.

........and I never liked Lewis Black anyway.

 

[Kon Tiki]

78) If you are handing out candy in a neighbourhood with a lot of kids, you must wear this.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

:lol @ wacko jacko mask

1.) NO SKELETONS.

They are NOT that scary. They ARE that stupid. What is it going to do, rattle you to death? Unless that skeleton is a grim reaper or has decaying flesh on it and is carrying gigantic weapons and is situated on a staircase causing no end of grief as you try to run by it, you need to rip off it's hipbone and beat it to dust with its own hipbone.

2.) NO CANDY CORN.

Discussed in another thread, the corn that tastes like candy needs to stop being sold, bought or otherwise acknowledged. If Lewis Black hates it, YOU hate it, and that's good enough for the world.

Candy Corn rocks, dood. In moderation, of course.