i remember when my pug was a puppy (7 yrs ago) and, one of the first nights owning her, she was asleep in my bed. my hair was pretty long then and she pissed in my hair. i shot straight up and felt the warm liquid run down from my scalp to my neck.
i cleaned up my bed but didn't bother washing my hair (just rinsed it pretty quickly). i had to work in a couple of hours and valued the sleep. ahahaha