Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Seen this posted loads, what does it mean?
So i just crawled into bed, Which my dog had shit in...
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Seen this posted loads, what does it mean?
Canis lupus
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They will piss on it.
lately, my roommate's dog has gotten pissed that she gets left alone during the day while we humans go to work. she has torn up the inside fluffy door mat all to hell. fluff everywhere. I come home in the evening to a disaster and she's barking at me like "where the fuck were you?" I'm not your fucking owner.
i close my bedroom door so she can't shit on my pillows.
i close my bedroom door so she can't shit on my pillows.
Please tell me he didn't see it and rested his head on the shitty pillow.
POWERSPHERE
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That's a crappy untrained dog. You need to show it that it isn't the Alpha in the pack, not by hitting it, but by making it understand the humans are the boss. Otherwise, you're fucked.
Is this your dog?
Fucking lost it. Hilarious thread, sorry to laugh at your expense.
radioheadrule83
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That GIF and the period pants story have me crying haha
SuperEpicMan
Banned
your dog has the same bed as my dogs lol, except mine deserve it though because mine are awesome and don't shit in my bed 
They are little shits actually, one time I carried some stuff into my bedroom and had my hands full so I couldn't switch the light on, I ended up stepping bare foot onto one of their dumps.
Ace Harding
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Holy shit. Did you draw that specifically for this thread? Bravo. Love the before and after expressions on that bitch's face.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
25 dogs one you say? Do link me said thread
i wasnt aware that this happened.
i regret clicking on this thread.
this is a thread of nightmares and hell.
Extra Sauce
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Was this the first shit he took all day? If so, you should have walked him before you went out for the evening.
I mean, can you imagine having to wait for someone to come home when you need to take a shit real bad, without even knowing when that will be?
Don't forget that dogs are dumb too, so he probably thought that under the bedsheets would get him in less trouble than say, on the floor.
I mean, can you imagine having to wait for someone to come home when you need to take a shit real bad, without even knowing when that will be?
Don't forget that dogs are dumb too, so he probably thought that under the bedsheets would get him in less trouble than say, on the floor.
Escape Goat
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You should eat the shit to show him you don't care.
This. You have to do this.
Beaten. Was going to recommend this. Seriously. Record as much footage of the dog being an ass as possible and film yourself with a description of it all. Based on your response in your video, it sounds like your mom is the problem here. She's letting the dog walk all over her and everyone else, which reinforces in its mind that it's above you all. Cesar will fix that shit.
Broder Salsa
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Well I didn't exactly have a drawing of my dog pooping laying around, so yeah i did.
Yeah well it goes on for like weeks.
Complex Shadow
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LANDSCAPE !!!!!!!!!!!
NervousXtian
Thought Emoji Movie was good. Take that as you will.
How do you know you weren't so drunk you shat the bed and didn't know it?
That was your own shit.
That was your own shit.
haha like that dude in trainspotting
My dog never actually shit on me. But once my families dog had its period and we made it wear period pants, it was clearly not happy about it and constantly tried to get them off, but no success was had even though it rubbed itself against anything it could in the living room. But then while it was standing there in the living room it looked, with its back to us who were all kind of laughing at its poor attempts at getting off the pants, its legs started vibrating. You could see all the muscles tightening in its body and then it happened, it was shitting with its pants on. To demonstrate :
It was possible the nastiest thing my dog has ever done and it has done some nasty things, but the dogs plan worked and we had to take the pants of it which at this point was like a full diaper, it was already starting to come off the dog cause the pants were that full of shit, even though a good portion had already gone out of the sides and onto the ground.
The rest of the office is looking at me funny
My dog never actually shit on me. But once my families dog had its period and we made it wear period pants, it was clearly not happy about it and constantly tried to get them off, but no success was had even though it rubbed itself against anything it could in the living room. But then while it was standing there in the living room it looked, with its back to us who were all kind of laughing at its poor attempts at getting off the pants, its legs started vibrating. You could see all the muscles tightening in its body and then it happened, it was shitting with its pants on. To demonstrate :
It was possible the nastiest thing my dog has ever done and it has done some nasty things, but the dogs plan worked and we had to take the pants of it which at this point was like a full diaper, it was already starting to come off the dog cause the pants were that full of shit, even though a good portion had already gone out of the sides and onto the ground.
Oh man, that is hilarious as shit. :lol
TemplaerDude
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Cat shit in my bed.
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I know this feel.
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I know this feel.
tearsofash
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God dammit. I just got a dog three days ago he burrows into my sheets to sleep. Now I'm going to be so paranoid that my sheets will be filled with poop. These are the stuff of my nightmare.
No, but piss on it.
This is oddly specific knowledge.
My dog never actually shit on me. But once my families dog had its period and we made it wear period pants, it was clearly not happy about it and constantly tried to get them off, but no success was had even though it rubbed itself against anything it could in the living room. But then while it was standing there in the living room it looked, with its back to us who were all kind of laughing at its poor attempts at getting off the pants, its legs started vibrating. You could see all the muscles tightening in its body and then it happened, it was shitting with its pants on. To demonstrate :
It was possible the nastiest thing my dog has ever done and it has done some nasty things, but the dogs plan worked and we had to take the pants of it which at this point was like a full diaper, it was already starting to come off the dog cause the pants were that full of shit, even though a good portion had already gone out of the sides and onto the ground.
Hahaha.... this is so gold.
What else would the dog possibly do though?!
scar tissue
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Hilarious story.
And that, folks, is why fish (and to a lesser extent, reptiles and amphibians) are superior pets.
No shit to be found in my apartment.
And that, folks, is why fish (and to a lesser extent, reptiles and amphibians) are superior pets.
No shit to be found in my apartment.
When i was probably seven or eight I went sledging with my dad. He would lie on the long sled we had and I would cling onto his back as we went down. One run we came off and I rolled accross the snow. I looked up and my dad was squirming up his face. I had rolled through at least one, possibly two huge piles of dog shit.
It was in my hair, in my ears, all over my face and my clothes.
My dad has a real aversion to dog shit, so much, the smell makes him puke. So he starts to retch and then pukes a few mouth fulls. He gets me to the car and starts pulling my clothes off, retching all the time.
He gets my coat and pants off and gets me in the car but has no wipes or tissue or whatever so can't clean my head / hair / ears up. So he starts to drive home but is retching and struggling to drive. He has to ask me to stick my head out of the window for the rest of the drive home, otherwise we were going nowhere. This is the middle of winter so by the time I we get home I am pretty fucking cold.
My mum opened the front door to see me blue faced and covered in shit, my dad rethcing still behind me.
It was in my hair, in my ears, all over my face and my clothes.
My dad has a real aversion to dog shit, so much, the smell makes him puke. So he starts to retch and then pukes a few mouth fulls. He gets me to the car and starts pulling my clothes off, retching all the time.
He gets my coat and pants off and gets me in the car but has no wipes or tissue or whatever so can't clean my head / hair / ears up. So he starts to drive home but is retching and struggling to drive. He has to ask me to stick my head out of the window for the rest of the drive home, otherwise we were going nowhere. This is the middle of winter so by the time I we get home I am pretty fucking cold.
My mum opened the front door to see me blue faced and covered in shit, my dad rethcing still behind me.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
This is actually tempting..
My dog never actually shit on me. But once my families dog had its period and we made it wear period pants, it was clearly not happy about it and constantly tried to get them off, but no success was had even though it rubbed itself against anything it could in the living room. But then while it was standing there in the living room it looked, with its back to us who were all kind of laughing at its poor attempts at getting off the pants, its legs started vibrating. You could see all the muscles tightening in its body and then it happened, it was shitting with its pants on. To demonstrate :
It was possible the nastiest thing my dog has ever done and it has done some nasty things, but the dogs plan worked and we had to take the pants of it which at this point was like a full diaper, it was already starting to come off the dog cause the pants were that full of shit, even though a good portion had already gone out of the sides and onto the ground.
Why didn't you spay it?
dog periods are just...ugh
True, It's also really nice that cats allow us to sleep on their bed..
Zoe
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Cats will sleep on any surface that you'll touch: couches, chairs, floors, tables, your lap. How is that any different?
Damon Bennet
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He would not have pooped in your bed, if he had enough time outside. Dogs dont like to poop in their own home. And dogs like to poop on soft surfaces, so thats why it chose the bed.
Make sure it can poop outside next time, and you will be alright!
Make sure it can poop outside next time, and you will be alright!
RedBullEnergy
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Oh god.. I'm in tears.. thank you! Christ!!! Amazing.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
i took it for a walk for a couple of hours earlier on, then my mum walked her in the evening, so im assuming it has a vendetta
Is this your dog?
This might be the greatest gif I've ever seen. I can't believe that little dog managed to do that!
Chuck Norris
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Shit in your own bed and roll around in it to show him you are a boss
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