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So I was sexxing this bitch up last night...

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...and I tell her I'm about to blow my load, and she goes, "you can either do it on me, or in me, baby!" I was shocked, I almost lost my erection, but after 8 seconds of pondering the question, I finally just let loose in her! Ahhh.

A little backstory: went to a club where the special was $1 miller lites all night long(till 2am, of course..) and ended up taking this girl home. She taught me the 'two-step' dance, or some shit like that, and we danced to other some songs while chugging alcohol. We get home, and she starts to take my shirt off and unzipping my pants! I knew where this was headed!

Needless to say, I didn't shatter her dream...
 
Lisa Lashes said:
Welcome to fatherhood.

I can only hope.
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levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
HalfPastNoon said:
Naw, I asked her to be specific. She said "in me" quite emphatically...

haha, in the middle of everything, "um, could you be a little more specific?"
 
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