So, I'm taking a course this semester - "Writing About Video Games"

Agent Dormer

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Yeah, you read that right. This semester at FSU there was a course being offered by the English department called "Writing About Video Games." Naturally, my curiosity was piqued. I figured taking it was vital. I didn't need the credit or requirements offered by the course, but I figured it would provide a academic view of writing about video games. The thing is, the teacher is a grad student who gets to pick any subject to teach a 'Writing About' course on. So her qualifications are not what most here would probably be expecting.

So, I've been taking the class for four weeks now, and there have been some funny happenings:

Teacher: "Lots of people write on fansites and end up going to E4, that big expo with all the new games."

Student A: "I've been playing games since the Xbox, and nothing is better than it."
Student B: "So you've never played any other system?"
Student A: "Nah, but why do I need to? Xbox is perfection."

Student A: "The Nintendo DS is the best thing to happen to gaming in years. Nintendo is so progressive with the technolgoy."
Me: "The DS is nice, but the PSP is going to be great when it launches. Beautiful screen, and a great launch line up."
Class: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Student A: "The PSP is defective! It's going to bomb!"
Me: "5,000 units were returned for defects. I think you might be exaggerating."
Student A: "God, you're so biased, dude! You know absolutely nothing about games. Go play Super Mario 64 DS, and you'll see!"

Teacher: "Okay, so what is everyone's favorite games currently?"
Student A: "Madden."
Student B: "Need for Speed Underground 2."
Student C: "NCCA Football."
Student D: "Rainbow Six for Xbox."
Student E: "Solitare."
Student F: "Um, that James Bond game."
Me: "World of WarCraft and Metal Gear Solid 3."
Continues on with more EA titles up to 18.

Student A: "So, I hooked up my computer to my Xbox and I download games. I don't pay for any of them."
Me: "I don't pay for my games, either."
Student A: "Hell yeah, man. Go piracy."
Me: "Fuck off, you flithy cur."

Needless to say, the class is basically like GAF, just in real life with 18 people. Anyway, no one knew that I wrote about games until just recently. Last week there was a panel discussion at the Film & Lit. conference in town about the blurring lines between cinema and games. I asked a question about videogame journalism, and they asked if I wrote about games. I replied yes, but I didn't know my teacher was in the room.

Today, she asked about my videogame related writings. I happened to have "Power-Up" and a copy of Animerica with me(was meeting with a former professor to show off the goods), so I showed her the goods. But, it gets better. Then she said:


"It's pretty intimidating that my student knows more about writing about videogames than me."

She then proceeded to ask me to come speak at her 8AM class about this (apparently she has two of these things!), and help her with the structure of things. Anyway, thought GAF would like to know.
 
Ummmm...I'm pretty sure he doesn't pay for games because he's a staff writer for GameDAILY. He's posted some links to his reviews on the forum before.
 
-jinx- said:
Ummmm...I'm pretty sure he doesn't pay for games because he's a staff writer for GameDAILY. He's posted some links to his reviews on the forum before.

Awesome! Keep up the good work! :lol
 
Dear Blackace: YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE

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Matlock said:
Dear Blackace: YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE

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I've read your reviews..... :lol weakest link indeed
 
god damn dude... i couldn't stand taking a class where I knew more than the professor. I'd be bitching to high heaven that I should get a refund from the university. It's one thing to say "staff" will teach it, but its another to have a Grad student in there with no actual experience teaching.

And all those wankers screaming out their fav games? I'd cry. I'd seriously fucking cry and start working on my eyes with a pen.
 
I don't think there are enough intelligent writers who are interested in videogames just yet to have many classes that truly cover videogame journalism as it should be in a classroom setting.

Give it 10-20 years.
 
whytemyke said:
god damn dude... i couldn't stand taking a class where I knew more than the professor. I'd be bitching to high heaven that I should get a refund from the university. It's one thing to say "staff" will teach it, but its another to have a Grad student in there with no actual experience teaching.

And all those wankers screaming out their fav games? I'd cry. I'd seriously fucking cry and start working on my eyes with a pen.

My only solace is that my fellow GAFFERs might find some use for my new found knowledge.
 
Disco Stu said:
I'm going to E4!

The extra "E" is for excellente!

I had two theories:

1. She only heard about E3 last year and just add one to it to sound intelligent!
2. She is part of a super-secret group of videogame writers that go to E4, which is like E3 except the most badass thing ever!
 
The problem is, your teacher is not all that unique and is precisely why I started teaching myself; a lot of folks today who teach classes related to video games really don't know what the hell they're talking about. But video games are extremely popular these days, so colleges are offering tons of classes all of sudden on the subject, and are therefore hiring any tom, dick, and harry who assumes to claims to know something about them.

Gek54 said:
LOL reminds me of DigiPen.

Heh, I was told by someone else in a different forum where I also posted about my class that since I wasn't associated with DigiPen, he didn't even want to talk with me. :)

I'm also annoyed by arty farty literary circles falling in love with games as well. I went to a book reading recently for a collection of essays about games called "Gamers" and much of the content are by folks who clearly look down upon video games and all who play them, yet because they played GTA just one, they're all of a sudden experts. "Wow, you can have sex with hookers in a video game. Gee, video games sure have changed a lot!" No shit sherlock.
 
I'm also annoyed by arty farty literary circles falling in love with games as well
Yeah I've noticed that as well. And yeah they are the most annoying things on the planet. It's like they're trying really hard to find some sort of psychological or literary justification for their enjoying blowing random crap up in GTA. Damn Johnny-come-latelys.
On another forum some guy posted a GTAIII review where the reviewer was orgasming over it and comparing it to PACMAN. The man had no conception of anything that had happened between Pac man freaking fever and GTA III.
 
Agent Dormer said:
I had two theories:

1. She only heard about E3 last year and just add one to it to sound intelligent!
2. She is part of a super-secret group of videogame writers that go to E4, which is like E3 except the most badass thing ever!

In its defense, E4 is one better.

You sit on couches and are fed grapes while the games come to you.
 
Agent Dormer said:
No. Not at all. And the two girls in the class are also without hotness.

It's like most of the hot girls tend to drop after their second year or take specialized stuff because they're too busy either having a life or being too "pretty" for college, and it's usually the hambeasts and old women who go for the degrees or something

And I don't think I'd ever be able to take a course dealing with the gaming industry. Trying to have a conversation with people about games is hard enough, given that your average college tard only plays like 3 games a year on average, all of them "hot shit of the month" titles
 
This sounds like the worst class ever.

It's not WRITING VIDEO GAMES -- it's WRITING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES. [shao khan]Pathetic![/shao khan]
 
Azih said:
On another forum some guy posted a GTAIII review where the reviewer was orgasming over it and comparing it to PACMAN.
Yeah, but... come on man, like... the hookers... are the dots. The guy is Pac-Man and... the hookers are the power dots and the pedestrians are the regular dots. I don't know what the fruit is though. Give me a second.
 
whytemyke said:
god damn dude... i couldn't stand taking a class where I knew more than the professor. I'd be bitching to high heaven that I should get a refund from the university. It's one thing to say "staff" will teach it, but its another to have a Grad student in there with no actual experience teaching.
lol, I had to take a Computer Concepts class once... my dear, talk about knowing a ton more than the Professor! The guy was struggling with the most basic of concepts. In the end, he was asking me questions constantly about how to do this or that... drove me nuts lol.
 
Gotta love spending tuition money learning about video game writing...

Better yet, gotta love spending tuition money not learning about video game writing because it's some throw-away class that a prof. put together in a day.
 
Agent Dormer said:
Teacher: "Okay, so what is everyone's favorite games currently?"
Student A: "Madden."
Student B: "Need for Speed Underground 2."
Student C: "NCCA Football."
Student D: "Rainbow Six for Xbox."
Student E: "Solitare."
Student F: "Um, that James Bond game."
Me: "World of WarCraft and Metal Gear Solid 3."
Continues on with more EA titles up to 18.

:lol :lol

More accounts of strangeness in the classroom please.

See if you can some writing samples from the other hacks in the class.
 
AbeFroman said:
:lol :lol

More accounts of strangeness in the classroom please.

See if you can some writing samples from the other hacks in the class.

You want writing samples... that I can do! The following posts are two papers from my group mates in the workshop we're doing.
 
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