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[bjork]

"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"

Anyone know a legit answer?

 

[Incognito]

they forgo toilet paper and do a swipe with their exposed hand.

 

[Miguel]

What do you think the dogs are for?

 

[fart]

the lick test

 

[bjork]

My answer was that they have heightened senses due to the lack of sight, so they can feel the paper to ass contact not only on the hand side, but also on the ass side, with a more acute sense of what is there than someone who sees normally.

Someone else said maybe they smell the paper, but I can't imagine that...

 

[Socreges]

Their ass, you mean? What does sight matter? I can just sense when I'm clean.

**ass beings to itch uncontrollably**

 

[bjork]

Hey, I dunno. He just brought it up out of the blue while we were helping customers today. None of the customers seemed to know either, but I figure someone here has to know a blind person somehow...

 

[fart]

wait, are you serious?

if they're smart they'll just wipe a lot. if not it's not like they can see the streaks on their undies. you're blind, why would you give a shit.

 

[bjork]

Yeah, he seriously wants to know. I asked at another forum and got similar responses... we're just going to have to flag down a blind person and ask them, then duck the punch or the stick or whatever.

 

[demon]

I assume they just wipe a lot. I can 'feel' when I'm done, even though I still look. And no, I don't mean I look at the last bit of toilet paper in my hand. I find the nearest full-length mirror, stand with my back to it, bend over and look at my asshole to determine if there's still feces left to wipe off. It creates quite a commotion in public......I liek the attention.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

:lol I love GAF!!!

 

[Leon]

They may be wearing diapers for all we know.

 

[mrklaw]

Never mind the blind guy. Now I'm realising that I probably spend 2 months of my life sitting looking at my shit on toilet paper


As for how they do it, they probably use more than normal. Maybe they get a government rebate to pay for the extra percentage?

 

[Matlock]

"Skidmarks sense...tingling!"