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levious · Nov 21, 2004

what's up with the whole, "my taste in women is better than yours" attitude? I don't get people who are attracted to only certain types of women. Picky? About women? Nope, don't get it.

duderon · Nov 21, 2004

levious said:
what's up with the whole, "my taste in women is better than yours" attitude? I don't get people who are attracted to only certain types of women. Picky? About women? Nope, don't get it.

I like you.

belgurdo · Nov 21, 2004

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A SUPERMODEL AND SHE SAYS ALL THESE BITCHES ARE UGLY

Vibri · Nov 21, 2004

Seeing as we're being subjective; I'll take Natalie's cute peach of an ass over that fat ghetto shit any day. *gag*

Ripclawe · Nov 21, 2004

Low-Res booty shots makes me cry..

AssMan · Nov 21, 2004

Seeing as we're being subjective; I'll take Natalie's cute peach of an ass over that fat ghetto shit any day. *gag*

:lol :lol

DarienA · Nov 21, 2004

Vibri said:
Seeing as we're being subjective; I'll take Natalie's cute peach of an ass over that fat ghetto shit any day. *gag*

The only ribs I like to be able to see.... are those that are BBQ'd.

karasu · Nov 21, 2004

I like Natale Portman. I like Melissa Ford. I like keira Knightley. I like various shapes and a multitude of sizes. It rocks to be me.

but I still can't get a date.

Kabuki Waq · Nov 21, 2004

DarienA said:
The only ribs I like to be able to see.... are those that are BBQ'd.

:lol :lol :lol

tedtropy · Nov 21, 2004

Natalie certainly doesn't have the best body in the world, but she MORE than makes up for it in the face department...she's simply beautiful. And yes, that's my opinion, not to be mistaken with OMG teH d3finitive Internets booyuty. If all you want is a big ass and some bags of silicon, enter said terms at www.google.com

Claus · Nov 21, 2004

Yeck.

Kon Tiki · Nov 21, 2004

OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL GIRL. SHE IS NOT WORTHY OF HAVING HER PICTURE TAKEN!

tedtropy · Nov 21, 2004

Society said:
OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL GIRL. SHE IS NOT WORTHY OF HAVING HER PICTURE TAKEN!

In which utopia do you live and what's the male-to-female ratio? I may have to move. :lol

Kon Tiki · Nov 21, 2004

tedtropy said:
In which utopia do you live and what's the male-to-female ratio? I may have to move. :lol

Canada. Total population: 0.98 male(s)/female (2004 est.)

Son of Godzilla · Nov 21, 2004

Yea seriously. I always thought the attraction to Portman was that she looked like a normal girl.

ManaByte · Nov 21, 2004

Leon · Nov 21, 2004

Socreges said:
God you people are retarded

Post of the thread.

duderon · Nov 21, 2004

Leon said:
Post of the thread.

This ones better.

levious said:
what's up with the whole, "my taste in women is better than yours" attitude? I don't get people who are attracted to only certain types of women. Picky? About women? Nope, don't get it.

Drozmight · Nov 21, 2004

I think she's hot, albeit a little on the short side... but whatever... I'd take anything at this point.

Mugen · Nov 21, 2004

I didn't know Natalie Portman has an ass like that!

scorcho · Nov 21, 2004

tedtropy said:
Natalie certainly doesn't have the best body in the world, but she MORE than makes up for it in the face department...she's simply beautiful. And yes, that's my opinion, not to be mistaken with OMG teH d3finitive Internets booyuty. If all you want is a big ass and some bags of silicon, enter said terms at www.google.com

oh. that face. that's the typical 'Rich Jewish Girl Face', most commonly seen out in Long Island, parts of Queens and wherever long skirts could be found in NYC.

she's cute, but no more than anyone else you'll find around the area.

Stele · Nov 21, 2004

Society said:
Canada. Total population: 0.98 male(s)/female (2004 est.)

You realize of course the surplus is women that outlived their husbands by twenty years, right? At around our age, it's either even, or leaning toward males.

demon · Nov 21, 2004

Natalie Portman has no ass!

You wanna see a picture of a REAL beautiful woman?

[insert obligatory random picture of internet skank with gigantic ass]

levious · Nov 21, 2004

tedtropy said:
If all you want is a big ass and some bags of silicon, enter said terms at www.google.com

VERY DISSAPOINTED

gofreak · Nov 21, 2004

CavemanLawyer said:
Not to mention the actual song is awesome. Damien Rice is great.

+ a gazillion Damien Rice.

Please GAF, do yourself a favour and listen to his whole album. It is pure brilliance through and through.

Luscious LeftFoot · Nov 22, 2004

karasu said:
I like Natale Portman. I like Melissa Ford. I like keira Knightley

You, Sir, have excellent taste.

Kon Tiki · Nov 22, 2004

Stele said:
You realize of course the surplus is women that outlived their husbands by twenty years, right? At around our age, it's either even, or leaning toward males.

Sex ratio:
Definition Field Listing
at birth: 1.05 male(s)/female
under 15 years: 1.05 male(s)/female
15-64 years: 1.01 male(s)/female
65 years and over: 0.74 male(s)/female
total population: 0.98 male(s)/female (2004 est.)

Males are no use to me.

automagnus · Nov 22, 2004

Society said:
Sex ratio:

65 years and over: 0.74 male(s)/female

WWII
Korea
Vietnam

Theres your explination

Kon Tiki · Nov 22, 2004

Did not need one. Maybe there are some 60+ year old dudes on GAF looking for lovin!

etiolate · Nov 22, 2004

I've always liked that Damien Rice song, now I like it even more.

SKluck · Nov 22, 2004

I never noticed how much she looks like Monica Bellucci. Especially the eyes.

tedtropy · Nov 22, 2004

SKluck said:
I never noticed how much she looks like Monica Bellucci. Especially the eyes.

And that's a VERY good thing.

karasu · Nov 22, 2004

scorcho said:
oh. that face. that's the typical 'Rich Jewish Girl Face', most commonly seen out in Long Island, parts of Queens and wherever long skirts could be found in NYC.

she's cute, but no more than anyone else you'll find around the area.

and all black people look alike.

Ollie Pooch · Nov 22, 2004

DarienA · Nov 22, 2004

karasu said:
and all black people look alike.

They do.... ask 10 random balding middle age white man.

levious · Nov 22, 2004

DarienA said:
They do.... ask 10 random balding middle age white man.

how could I be sure that they were ten DIFFERENT balding middle age white men?

scorcho · Nov 22, 2004

karasu said:
and all black people look alike.

you're right! natalie portman is as average a jewish girl as all black people are the same. thanks for helping me clarify my point.

hXc_thugg · Nov 22, 2004

DarienA said:
Yup cause we all know that the only really sexy women are skinny white bitches.

oh yeah that was sarcastic too....

Fuck yeah. Keira Knightley 4 lyfe.

DarienA · Nov 23, 2004

levious said:
how could I be sure that they were ten DIFFERENT balding middle age white men?

Good point they are all so wrinkled up.....

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