So, uh...wanna see Natalie Portman dancing in a thong?

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what's up with the whole, "my taste in women is better than yours" attitude? I don't get people who are attracted to only certain types of women. Picky? About women? Nope, don't get it.
 
levious said:
what's up with the whole, "my taste in women is better than yours" attitude? I don't get people who are attracted to only certain types of women. Picky? About women? Nope, don't get it.

I like you.
 
Seeing as we're being subjective; I'll take Natalie's cute peach of an ass over that fat ghetto shit any day. *gag*
 
Vibri said:
Seeing as we're being subjective; I'll take Natalie's cute peach of an ass over that fat ghetto shit any day. *gag*

The only ribs I like to be able to see.... are those that are BBQ'd.
 
I like Natale Portman. I like Melissa Ford. I like keira Knightley. I like various shapes and a multitude of sizes. It rocks to be me.

but I still can't get a date.
 
Natalie certainly doesn't have the best body in the world, but she MORE than makes up for it in the face department...she's simply beautiful. And yes, that's my opinion, not to be mistaken with OMG teH d3finitive Internets booyuty. If all you want is a big ass and some bags of silicon, enter said terms at www.google.com

Tig086-VanityFair-NataliePortman04.jpg
 
Society said:
OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL GIRL. SHE IS NOT WORTHY OF HAVING HER PICTURE TAKEN!

In which utopia do you live and what's the male-to-female ratio? I may have to move. :lol
 
Leon said:
Post of the thread.

This ones better.

levious said:
what's up with the whole, "my taste in women is better than yours" attitude? I don't get people who are attracted to only certain types of women. Picky? About women? Nope, don't get it.
 
tedtropy said:
Natalie certainly doesn't have the best body in the world, but she MORE than makes up for it in the face department...she's simply beautiful. And yes, that's my opinion, not to be mistaken with OMG teH d3finitive Internets booyuty. If all you want is a big ass and some bags of silicon, enter said terms at www.google.com

Tig086-VanityFair-NataliePortman04.jpg
oh. that face. that's the typical 'Rich Jewish Girl Face', most commonly seen out in Long Island, parts of Queens and wherever long skirts could be found in NYC.

she's cute, but no more than anyone else you'll find around the area.
 
Society said:
Canada. Total population: 0.98 male(s)/female (2004 est.)
You realize of course the surplus is women that outlived their husbands by twenty years, right? At around our age, it's either even, or leaning toward males.
 
Natalie Portman has no ass!

You wanna see a picture of a REAL beautiful woman?


[insert obligatory random picture of internet skank with gigantic ass]
 
CavemanLawyer said:
Not to mention the actual song is awesome. Damien Rice is great.

+ a gazillion Damien Rice.

Please GAF, do yourself a favour and listen to his whole album. It is pure brilliance through and through.
 
Stele said:
You realize of course the surplus is women that outlived their husbands by twenty years, right? At around our age, it's either even, or leaning toward males.

Sex ratio:
Definition Field Listing
at birth: 1.05 male(s)/female
under 15 years: 1.05 male(s)/female
15-64 years: 1.01 male(s)/female
65 years and over: 0.74 male(s)/female
total population: 0.98 male(s)/female (2004 est.)

Males are no use to me. :(
 
scorcho said:
oh. that face. that's the typical 'Rich Jewish Girl Face', most commonly seen out in Long Island, parts of Queens and wherever long skirts could be found in NYC.

she's cute, but no more than anyone else you'll find around the area.

and all black people look alike.
 
DarienA said:
They do.... ask 10 random balding middle age white man.

how could I be sure that they were ten DIFFERENT balding middle age white men?
 
karasu said:
and all black people look alike.
you're right! natalie portman is as average a jewish girl as all black people are the same. thanks for helping me clarify my point.
 
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