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So, which GAFer did I deliver a pizza to tonight?

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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Don't remember wtf you ordered, but when I went to the door, your wife/girlfriend/a semi-attractive woman answered the door. There was a computer I could see in your living room, and I am 100% positive it was the GAF forum on the screen.

I'm gonna guess it was a lurker, since I don't know of anyone here that lives that close to me(Northwest Indiana). I just found it hilarious. If the male of the house had answered the door, I wanted to ask him about it. Drats.

Well, whoever you were, thank you for the $3 tip! Sundays are always great days for delivery drivers.

Oh, and it was Pizza Hut by the way. Come on, register here and post in this thread! It'll be so much nerdy fun.
 
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aoi tsuki

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i've seen a couple of other sites using the same forum and similar, if not the same, colors as GAF. If it is GAF they were browsing, i think you just opened yourself up to stalking.

Next time you get an order to that house, just yell "FHUTA!"
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
aoi tsuki said:
i've seen a couple of other sites using the same forum and similar, if not the same, colors as GAF. If it is GAF they were browsing, i think you just opened yourself up to stalking.

Next time you get an order to that house, just yell "FHUTA!"
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:lol :lol :lol

Well the reason I'm so sure is because on the top of the screen I saw what I KNOW was an ad for that "PISTOL FPS" or whatever the fuck that one is, and a logo that had to have been GA's. It was in the same postion and everything. And I also noticed only 1 thread was stickied, just like the Gaming forum here. I'm pretty positive it was GA.
 
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BuddyC

Member
Wasn't me. Can't think of too many other active GAFfers in Indiana: Jim Bowie and Hamburglar are in Muncie, ManaBanna's parents are in Indy along with belgrudo. Litigation Manuel is up in Fort Wayne, and I'm visiting there, but no Pizza Hut tonight. And all of the lurkers I know don't have computers visible from the front door.

Hm. Curiouser and curiouser.
 
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NLB2

Banned
BuddyChrist83 said:
Wasn't me. Can't think of too many other active GAFfers in Indiana: Jim Bowie and Hamburglar are in Muncie, ManaBanna's parents are in Indy along with belgrudo. Litigation Manuel is up in Fort Wayne, and I'm visiting there, but no Pizza Hut tonight. And all of the lurkers I know don't have computers visible from the front door.

Hm. Curiouser and curiouser.
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Does it creep anyone else out that BuddyChrist knows where all of these people live off the top of his head. Man, and those are just the people from Indiana. And Manabananna's parents??? WTF man, wtf!
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
GAF has been compromised, we have to flush the mole out.
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Dead said:
Damn you, now I want pizza
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i took 4 pizzas and two orders of breadsticks with me when i left. it's so fucking great working nights when there's like 4 people there. it's free reign on everything.
fucking, one of the other drivers gets high everytime he makes a goddamn delivery :lol
 
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Senior Lurker

MS Informed
B'z-chan said:
GAF is ever growing day by day. Hell it's now spread to my mobile phone out of all places.
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I've been doing most of my GAF browsing from my cellphone these days. Heck I'm posting this message using it now! So yes it's spreading like the Sasser worm (at the time) :).
 
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aoi tsuki

Member
1. Do a reverse lookup on the address and get the name of the resident.
2. Do a search for the name (possibly using "+email") to get the email address.
3. Do a search for the email address. If you're using Google, try "site:www.gaming-age.com" to limit searches to GAF. Without the limitations, you may find a username. "+profile" might help to find profile pages.
4. Do a search of the username(s) you find. Again, limiting the results to GAF will prove most helpful here.
 
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Dead

well not really...yet
Eminem said:
i took 4 pizzas and two orders of breadsticks with me when i left. it's so fucking great working nights when there's like 4 people there. it's free reign on everything.
fucking, one of the other drivers gets high everytime he makes a goddamn delivery :lol
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Free food is indeed awesome.
 
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Manabanana

Member
NLB2 said:
Does it creep anyone else out that BuddyChrist knows where all of these people live off the top of his head. Man, and those are just the people from Indiana. And Manabananna's parents??? WTF man, wtf!
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Haha, I just moved out in June 2004 and it's come up before. Damn good memory, BC. I seem to remember someone who had a plush Luigi or Yoshi avatar living in Indy, too...I just don't know the screen name. That's pretty cool, though. Maybe it was the girl! Now all you need is the A/S! Put your wiener in the box next time. I hear that works.
 
Alcibiades

Alcibiades

Member
doesn't JoshuaSlone live in Indiana?

wub.gif
 
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psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
NLB2 said:
Does it creep anyone else out that BuddyChrist knows where all of these people live off the top of his head. Man, and those are just the people from Indiana. And Manabananna's parents??? WTF man, wtf!
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Him and Olimario are stalkers. Olimario has all the pictures though
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
aoi tsuki said:
1. Do a reverse lookup on the address and get the name of the resident.
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Shit, the person's name is right on the ticket, which we throw out. All I know is it started with a B. fuck. they better order another pizza soon. i'm there 24 more hours this week....you better order a pizza you rat bastard.
 
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White Man

Member
Eminem said:
Don't remember wtf you ordered, but when I went to the door, your wife/girlfriend/a semi-attractive woman answered the door. There was a computer I could see in your living room, and I am 100% positive it was the GAF forum on the screen.

I'm gonna guess it was a lurker, since I don't know of anyone here that lives that close to me(Northwest Indiana). I just found it hilarious. If the male of the house had answered the door, I wanted to ask him about it. Drats.

Well, whoever you were, thank you for the $3 tip! Sundays are always great days for delivery drivers.

Oh, and it was Pizza Hut by the way. Come on, register here and post in this thread! It'll be so much nerdy fun.
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Dude, you know what their address is. You can uncover this person's potentially twisted life and post it on GAF for all to see. I suggest taking multiple pictures in the windows of their house, and rooting through their garbage for evidence of any sort of infidelity.

Also, what toppings did they get on the pizza?

GAF: Fulfilling your dark voyeuristic tendencies since 2/20/2005
 
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BuddyC

Member
NLB2 said:
Does it creep anyone else out that BuddyChrist knows where all of these people live off the top of his head. Man, and those are just the people from Indiana. And Manabananna's parents??? WTF man, wtf!
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In my defense...

Litigation Manuel is my brother.
Jim Bowie, Hamburglar and I all attend the same university.
I bought a MAF shirt from Mana and Jim Bowie picked it up from Mana's parents for me over break.
Now, Belgrudo's location is just a random tidbit recalled from some long-forgotten gaming thread.
There were a few others, but they haven't bothered to re-register since the hop to Neo GAF, but they were all in Fort Wayne.

I forgot about robotparade, but she's in Indy right now, so it probably wasn't her.

Positive I'm missing a few of those in Indiana, but for some odd reason I'm pretty good at remembering the location of various GAF members.

Also, it's weird how GAF ties in with real life. I mean, finding out that Eminem was friends with my (now) ex-girlfriend's roommate was just bizarre.
 
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aoi tsuki

Member
Eminem said:
Shit, the person's name is right on the ticket, which we throw out. All I know is it started with a B. fuck. they better order another pizza soon. i'm there 24 more hours this week....you better order a pizza you rat bastard.
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You don't remember how you got to the house? i guess i could see that after making so many deliveries.
 
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White Man

Member
Eminem said:
i remember it was sick. beef and some other garbage.
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Sir, you could find out what sort of underwear these people wear. It's late. Get in your car, go back to the house, and root through their garbage. You could find out what they eat in excess. You could find out if they buy generic or brand name bathroom products. You could find out whether the bastards recycle or not. How do you expect us to judge these people if you are not doing the proper sort of detective work?
 
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aoi tsuki

Member
White Man said:
Sir, you could find out what sort of underwear these people wear. It's late. Get in your car, go back to the house, and root through their garbage. You could find out what they eat n excess. You could find out if they buy generic or brand name bathroom products. You could find out whether the bastards recycle or not. How do you expect us to judge these people if you are not doing the proper sort of detective work?
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If he went trashing as you suggested, all he'd need is the name and address, and he could find the rest online.

Edit: Do your computers log where deliveries are made to?
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
aoi tsuki said:
You don't remember how you got to the house? i guess i could see that after making so many deliveries.
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lol, oh no, i remember exactly how to get there. i was thinking about the GAF sighting all night. the house is on kennedy avenue, three houses from the end.

Sir, you could find out what sort of underwear these people wear. It's late. Get in your car, go back to the house, and root through their garbage. You could find out what they eat n excess. You could find out if they buy generic or brand name bathroom products. You could find out whether the bastards recycle or not. How do you expect us to judge these people if you are not doing the proper sort of detective work?
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i work 5 days this week. i'll take a ride past there with my digital camera.

aoi tsuki said:
Edit: Do your computers log where deliveries are made to?
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only until the deliveries are assigned. but all the info is kept there. name, phone number, address, etc.
 
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Leon

Junior Member
What if the "wife/girlfriend/semi-attractive woman" was the one surfing GAF? Huh? Think of that shit? Sexist bastard.
 
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Deleted member 4784

Unconfirmed Member
demi said:
There would be pictures!

THIS GUY BROWSES GAF HERE GUYS I TOOK PICTURES OF HIS WIFE
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Omggg

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
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aoi tsuki

Member
Leon said:
What if the "wife/girlfriend/semi-attractive woman" was the one surfing GAF? Huh? Think of that shit? Sexist bastard.
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He brings the pizza, and SURPRISE! She doesn't have any money.

Biggest tip ever?
 
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