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[Persona86]

Wait, so he's a lesbian too?!

Nah, can safely say he's a dude.

That's just her cover man, in real life she's a very positive happy Korean girl. She just posts as Derrick, a negative persona to let out all the negativity built up inside of her, so she can continue to be really positive in her real life.

Actually in the real world Derrick is a minor celebrity, here's a GIF I found of her. (I probably shouldn't be revealing so much)

 

[red731]

wrong thread...

 

[Barack Lesnar]

The poster on the other end of the message absolutely has a cock.

*spits out coffee* What a perfect first reply

 

[bunbun777]

I worked with a young guy that would tell me of his alter identity on live, he was so proud of pretending to be a girl and befriending another girl to play Halo with. I said, "You know it's a guy right?" and he seriously believed it was a girl. I asked him how he knew and he said he just did. Still makes me laugh thinking about it.

 

[dallow_bg]

Are you kidding, guys? First it was Wario, how he looks and now this. Whattaday.

Did Wario post a pic?

 

[justjohn]

I'm a black boy gamer.lol.

 

[UrbanRats]

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

She seems legit. Good catch!

 

[zroid]

I can't believe this thread isn't locked yet

 

[LowParry]

I can't believe this thread isn't locked yet

We should all start talking about bronies now. -Everyone- just loves them!

 

[Rebel Leader]

Reply with:

I'm a being created by the collective conscience of all mankind.

 

[Messi]

She wants a master to collar her, OP! You've scored yourself a sub!

This made me laugh too hard

 

[excaliburps]

Pretty much every snarky thing has been said already. Just ask her to Skype and do that webcam dance.

I am loving the replies though. I can't even remember the last time I laughed this hard while reading GAF.

 

[Rhazer Fusion]

I'm sittin here eatin chinese food and playin DOA5. I had a few matches with the same person, and they sent me a good game message, I replied, she asked where I live, now i'm lookin at:

this ever happend to anyone? no real point to this thread, thought it was kinda odd since it's usually dudes who you see sending these message. i have a gf. shrug

Umm.......if I remember correctly, I got that same message a while back. Forgot what game I was playing. I think it was a fighter. Tekken 6 maybe?



To my knowledge, I actually got quite a bit of girl gamer friends I play games online with. I don't treat them any different from the guy gamers and they are normally REALLY good at video games. Quite a bit of them play TTT2 and even a few play DOA5.

 

[Derrick01]

I recently found out that Derrick here on GAF is a girl. I was surprised to say the least, but it explains so much.

I hate to disappoint you but I'm not. Dunno who told you I was :lol

 

[PetrCobra]

You know, some of my friend are girls (actually, maybe most of them when I think about it). Some of those girls are gamers.

But if I met them like the OP met his "girl gamer lol", maybe they would still be girls, and gamers, but they surely wouldn't be my friends

 

[demidar]

I hate to disappoint you but I'm not. Dunno who told you I was :lol

You'll always be a girl to me Derrick-chan~~

 

[Persona86]

I hate to disappoint you but I'm not. Dunno who told you I was :lol

That's not what you told me last night!?........

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Tell it you want to go on a date, you'll buy.

 

[Krauser Kat]

There are pictures of girls from the internet in this for you if dig deep enough. Maybe even sad penis of bachelor

 

[Persona86]

Tell it you want to go on a date, you'll buy.

Even if it is a real girl, girls can still be fake.

 

[demidar]

wat

 

[SmithnCo]

I bet if you give her some PSN bucks she'll be your wife

 

[Gbraga]

wat

I second that

 

[I'm an expert]

is that aguirre?

Don't mention that name around here.

A g-g-g-guiirre!!

What did I miss.. I missed something didn't I.. has there been a new "development"?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Why does Aguirre get so much hate, holy shit.

 

[Persona86]

I second that

I Trinity that.

 

[demidar]

Why does Aguirre get so much hate, holy shit.

We really need a Gaf TMZ, I hate missing out on juicy drama.

 

[Persona86]

We really need a Gaf TMZ, I hate missing out on juicy drama.

"Previously on GAF......."

 

[Retro_]

What kind of fuckin monster uses Brave Fencer Musashi as a wii sensor bar stand?

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Even if it is a real girl, girls can still be fake.

He should do it anyway, I'm their really hungry

 

[Messofanego]

Why does Aguirre get so much hate, holy shit.

Personally don't know the drama behind this.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Why does Aguirre get so much hate, holy shit.

She/he would spam funny pics threads with really lame, unfunny "kawaii anime" gifs of saucer-eyed schoolgirls squealing/crying/jumping about. They never had any reference to the thread, let alone the post she/he was replying to. It was literally every 5 or 6 posts, here is Agie posting yet another stupid, lame gif that no one gets.

Got really old.

 

[scy]

I was hoping for more out of this thread

She/he would spam funny pics threads with really lame, unfunny "kawaii anime" gifs of saucer-eyed schoolgirls squealing/crying/jumping about. They never had any reference to the thread, let alone the post she/he was replying to.

Got really old.

Also, that same stupid fucking picture, though I suppose it wasn't really Aguirre posting it over and over...

 

[Andrew.]

This thread...my god.

So much...so much has been explained.

Derrick is a chick with a permanent menstrual cycle and Eggman has returned. What the fuck is happening? lol

 

[MuddyDonut]

OP trust your feels!

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Personally don't know the drama behind this.

I'm dying. LOL

 

[Metalmurphy]

Why does Aguirre get so much hate, holy shit.

Because it is incredibly annoying to fill up a funny pictures thread, constantly, with anime GIFs that are in no way funny.

 

[EVOL 100%]

I wasn't expecting this thread to be like, uh, this.

btw meta GAF is fun but it never lasts.

 

[Pociask]

Gamer girl hitting on you via Xbox?

Obviously it's time to Kinect. Ask your girlfriend if she's interested in, as the French say, menage a tre60.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

quality thread

It's going places.

 

[graywolf323]

did you guys know i'm really a cat?

I'm just a little husky

 

[Piers]

1. Play MMO
2. Pick a female character
3. Pretend to actually be a female
4. Enjoy free items

Only trust what you see in person, in real life.
On the internet, it's either to take the piss or take you for granted. If they're introducing themselves out of no where, that is.

 

[Noi]

What kind of fuckin monster uses Brave Fencer Musashi as a wii sensor bar stand?

.

 

[rvy]

Horny teenagers make some fucked up decisions in life.

 

[demidar]

It's going places.

All we need now is the inevitable Dennis blowup ranting about how whenever devoAguirre posts the thread becomes about her, derailing whatever fruitful discussion that was previously taking place.

 

[Cornbread78]

Had to jump in before the lock 2 undeniable truths OP:

1) She is a minor, treat it as such
2) she will bring drama to your online life if you introduce her to your cyber circle of friends.....


Be salty my friend....

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Assuming it's a real girl, I'm sure she's gorgeous.

Go for it, OP.

 

[Drugula's Wrath XXX]

I'm not sure if this is banned or not but let's go......

Spoiler

FHUTA

I'M SO SORRY

 

[buddha0991]