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[King Mystery]

Probably your ex-girlfriend. When they're jealous and clingy, you don't break up with them outright. You develop bad habits to make them dump you. That way they feel it was their decision and won't feel any malice towards you. It prevents things like this from happening.

 

[terrisus]

"mayonnaise"

 

[Frodo]

You are not supposed to use mayo (or ketchup) on cars, your barbarians!

Only mustard is acceptable.

 

[LQX]

No pictures? Not even for evidence?

 

[Astral Dog]

Probably just some kids vandalizing.

Or you have a secret nemesis at work.

 

[blame space]

Did you used to date an insane person?