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[FoneBone]

OK, I downloaded this yesterday, and now it's permanently stuck in my head:

Sometimes, some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks
But these two
Gumshoes
Are picking up the slack

There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need help just call...

Chi-chi-chi-chip and Dale (Rescue Rangers)
Chi-chi-chi-chip and Dale (When there's danger)

No no it never fails once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Chi-chi-chi-chip and Dale (Rescue Rangers)
Chi-chi-chi-chip and Dale (When there's danger)

No no it fails they'll takes the clues
And find the where's and why's and who's

Chi-chi-chi-chip and Dale (Rescue Rangers)
Chi-chi-chi-chip and Dale (When there's danger)

Chi-chi-chi-chip and Dale!

Other votes:

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo

D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain
The worst of messes become successes!

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.

Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
(or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.)
(or We pay tons of income tax.)
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
(or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.)
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped; we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?

Cast : We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts.
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks.

We're Animanie,
Totally insaney
[one of a bunch of alternate endings]
Cast : Animaniacs!
Those are the facts.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

The fact that there are no DVDs for any of these is fucking ridiculous, but the fact that both Disney and WB are starting to release box sets of their cartoons gives me hope.

 

[Artificial Meat]

post darkwing duck lyrics if you find them

 

[Ninja Scooter]

[Lion-o] Thunder, thunder, thundercats, Ho!
Thundercats are on the move,
Thundercats are loose,
Feel the magic, hear the Roar,
Thundercats are loose,

Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thundercats!

.

 

[Ripclawe]

For whatever reason I love this song.. fear me!

The Mysterious Cities of Gold
Submitted by Jude Castle


Children of the Sun,
See your time has just begun,
Searching for your way
Thru Adventures every day

Every day and night
With the condor in flight
With all your friends in tow
We search for the Cities of Gold

Chorus:
Ahhhh-ah-ah-ah
Wishing for the Cities of Go-old
Ahhh-ah-ah-ah
Someday we will find
The Cities of Gold

Doo doo doo do doo
Ahh-ah-ah
Doo doo doo do doo
Cities of Gold

Children of the Sun
Someday soon you're gonna find
That your destiny
Holds the secret, holds the key

Chorus:
Ahhhh-ah-ah-ah
Wishing for the Cities of Go-old
Ahhh-ah-ah-ah
Someday we will find
The Cities of Go-oo-oo-old!

Doo doo doo do doo
Ahh-ah-ah
Doo doo doo do doo
Cities of Gold

Doo doo doo do doo
Cities of Gold

Ahhh-ah-ah-ah
Someday we will find
The Cities of Go-oo-oo-old!

 

[Ripclawe]

post darkwing duck lyrics if you find them

- Darkwing Duck Lyrics



Daring duck of mystery,
Champion of right,
Swoops out of the shadows,
Darkwing owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes,
But his number's up.

(3-2-1) Darkwing Duck (When there's trouble you call DW)
Darkwing Duck (Let'sget dangerous)
Darkwing Duck (Darkwing, Darkwing Duck!)

Cloud of smoke and he appears,
Master of surprise.
Who's that cunning mind behind
That shadowy disguise?
Nobody knows for sure,
But bad guys are out of luck.

'Cause here comes (Darkwing Duck)
Look out! (When there's trouble you call DW)
Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous)
Darkwing Duck (Better watch out, you bad boys)
Darkwing Duck!

 

[MIMIC]

#1

Timmy is an average kid,
That no one understands.
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
(Vicky):BED TWERP!

The doom and gloom up in his room is broken instantly
By his magic little fish, they grant his every wish cuz in reality
They are his Oddparents
Fairly Oddparents

(Wanda):Wands and wings! (Cosmo):Floaty crowny things!
Oddparents, fairly odd parents
Really mod, peapod buff bod, hot rod

(Timmy):Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

Oddparents, fairly odd parents
It flips your lid when you are the kid with fairly oddparents!
(Vicky):Yeah right!

POP!

#2

We're Tiny, We're Toony, We're all a little looney
And in this cartoony, we're invading your T.V.
We're comic dispensers, we crack up all the censors
On Tiny Toons Adventures get a dose of comedy

So Here's Acme Acres it's a whole wide world apart
Out home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon
Work of art

The scripts were rejected. Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures it's about to start

They're furry, they're funny, they're Babs and
Buster Bunny
Montana Max has Money. Elmyra is a pain
Here's Hamton, and Plucky. Dizzy Devil's Yucky.
Furrball's unlucky, and Gogo is insane

At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree.
The teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933
We're Tiny, We're Toony, We're all a little looney.
It's Tiny Toon Adventures come and join the fun

And now our song is done.

 

[Kobun Heat]

When these shows were on I used to just watch the openings. It was all downhill from there.

 

[Matlock]

Doc Bruce Banner
belted by gamma rays
turns into the Hulk
ain't he unglamorous
wrecking the town
with the power of a bull
ain't no monster 'round
who is as loveable
as ever-lovin' Hulk
HULK!
HULK!

 

[FoneBone]

When these shows were on I used to just watch the openings. It was all downhill from there.

Even Pinky and the Brain and Animaniacs?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Doc Bruce Banner
belted by gamma rays
turns into the Hulk
ain't he unglamorous
wrecking the town
with the power of a bull
ain't no monster 'round
who is as loveable
as ever-lovin' Hulk
HULK!
HULK!

ok now you're just making shit up.

 

[Matlock]

ok now you're just making shit up.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/resources/tvthemes/

1966 animated series theme song. Hulk.

 

[OmniGamer]

+Avogadro's number for this thread.

Other cartoons...Muppet Babies, Conan the adventurer, Bucky O'Hare, the Maxes(Fantastic Max and Mighty Max), Heathcliff, Garfield&Friends, Inspector Gadget, Count Duckula, JEM, Carmen Sandiago, ExoSquad, James Bond Jr., 60s Fantastic Four, Tale Spin, Gummy Bears. Super Mario Bros 3(World sucks)/Zelda, FOX-Men the animated series, Pirates of Dark Water.