Spider-Man, almost-Spider-Man, and Queen Amidala star in the worst movie ever

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Scullibundo said:
That was one horribly cut trailer. Also Natalie should not be playing the role of a mother yet. Dammit.

Just makes her more attractive. MILFS are hot.
 
Wouldn't this be like 60 minutes of the movie?
Even if it looked good I couldn't stand to see the film,I'd just be cheeking of bit that were in this "trailer".
 
Are they making a film of this trailer?
 
OMG, Toby's acting toward the end. LMAO :lol

/hard cuts with thud sound effect
"YOU GOING TO SHOOT ME?!?!?!?"

:lol :lol

The plot is interesting but that trailer seriously screws it and makes it look like an average drama which is odd considering the cast.
 
The original is a lot darker something that is only hinted at in this trailer which makes it look like a romantic drama.

Hopefully the actual movie is better, Jim Sheridan is directing so it should be pretty good.
 
Dabanton said:
The original is a lot darker something that is only hinted at in this trailer which makes it look like a romantic drama.

Hopefully the actual movie is better, Jim Sheridan is directing so it should be pretty good.

Jim Sheridan also directed the turd get fiddy or die tryin, amongst other grander things.
 
For some reason I really want to watch Pearl Harbor now.

Edit: By the way, I think Tobey going to making some serious gif material with those facial expressions. Spider-man 3 was comedy gold.
 
I liked "In America," so based on that I say Jim Sheridan's alright.

dmshaposv said:
Jim Sheridan also directed the turd get fiddy or die tryin, amongst other grander things.

LOL, nice joke post.

*checks wiki*

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
I was disappointed with the almost Spider-Man line in the title as I expected Martin Henderson and not that turd Gyllenhaal. That in itself has made me save $10.
 
I cannot believe that they would literally play out the entire film in the trailer.

I can see all three acts of that film in under two and a half minutes.

And I'm sure that the ending sees.....

....Tobey's character getting 'help' and leaving Jake and Natalie to raise the kids.

Blargh.
 
Horridly cut trailer, but it doesn't make the movie bad. I did close it halfway through, though, once i saw they were going to tell the entire film in trailer form, so maybe it got worse. :lol
 
Jim Sheridan HAS made some good movies. Unfortunately, his last few years have seen a severe downturn.

Spotless Mind said:
Horridly cut trailer, but it doesn't make the movie bad.

If nothing else, it seems horrendously cliche. This is far from the first movie in which Husband A dies, widow falls for Friend B/Brother C, only to have Husband A rise from the grave.
 
I think with my general ADD attitude towards most media nowadays, I quite enjoyed having a movie summarized so succintly.
 
Solo said:
If nothing else, it seems horrendously cliche. This is far from the first movie in which Husband A dies, widow falls for Friend B/Brother C, only to have Husband A rise from the grave.
And without Michael Bay this time!
 
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HE MAD!
 
Of course, some Fray shit is in this trailer.:lol :lol


HE'S NOT ACTUALLY DEAD WAT:lol :lol :lol

YOU'RE JUST MAD CUZ MOMMY WOULD RATHER SLEEP WITH UNCLE TOMMY THAN YOU OMFG:lol :lol :lol


Good lord, Tobey Maguire putting on his best Jack Torrance impression.:lol
 
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