andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
1. Rick James. RIP. Well, that about wraps up all futher Chappelle jokes on him.
2. The Lakers as we know it. Kobe, say hello to a 30 win season
3. Spiderman. I just saw it today. I'll admit it was a good movie but in no way because of Zoolander:
and Hansel:
Hey Spiderman, you just saved the world? What do you think?
'I'm so happy.'
Hey Spiderman, you just lost your uncle. You must be devastated?
'I'm so upset.'
Spiderman, Kirsten Dunst wants you!
Ho hum.
'Uh, It's probably cuz of my bad acting. I, too, will act an entire movie while only changing facial expressions twice.'
I swear to god this guy is gonna pull down the Spidey series. How many dicks did he suck just to get this job? What started out as a great actor in the Cider House Rules has quickly latched onto the teat of commercialism and Spidey to hide the clear fact that the guy has actually tries to hide his emotion during every movie. Seabiscuit showed more range.
Seabiscuit is happy:
Seabiscuit is concerned:
Seabiscuit is triumphant:
Seabiscuit is strong:
That is about 3 more emotions shown than Tobey could muster in Spidey 2. And Kirsten doesn't help the situation. Her freakin monologues about her love for Spidey just make me wanna throw up. So my review of Spiderman 2: Wait till it's at Blockbuster.
The real movie you want to see is The Bourne Supremacy. Great flick and addition to the series. Good plot, good actor, better love interest, 213 more emotions, great pacing w/o the long winded 1st hour to get around to him denouncing then accepting his role as a hero, etc. Although I will knock The Bourne Supremacy for it's schizophrenic editing. Damn, I didn't see half the shit cuz it was a blur.
I hope Sam Rami drops the 9 Spidey movies idea and starts promoting a 9 Bourne movies idea. This spidey series, besides the lack of a really dumb plot could rival The Matrix in it's ability to wow me and lose my interest at the same time. I kept getting that feeling as I came to the realization that, like the Matrix, The Spoon and Kirsten Dunst's sexual appeal, Tobey's acting range just doesn't exist. Good thing I only spent 5 bucks. I feel like a fraud was exposed. Maybe it wasn't the intention of The Cider House Rules to have a retard-like, apathetic lead male role. He was carried by Charlize, Delroy Lindo and Micheal Caine. I've been living a lie. Tobey Maguire sucks.
To conclude:
Spidey is dead to me. I'm not gonna see the next one (i'm lying). At least Xmen is getting better with subsequent movies.
Rick James>Jason Bourne>Kobe>Spidey until they drop that woman and Kirsten Dunst team.
'With great power, comes great responsiblity. But first, I need a nap.'
2. The Lakers as we know it. Kobe, say hello to a 30 win season
3. Spiderman. I just saw it today. I'll admit it was a good movie but in no way because of Zoolander:
and Hansel:
Hey Spiderman, you just saved the world? What do you think?
'I'm so happy.'
Hey Spiderman, you just lost your uncle. You must be devastated?
'I'm so upset.'
Spiderman, Kirsten Dunst wants you!
Ho hum.
'Uh, It's probably cuz of my bad acting. I, too, will act an entire movie while only changing facial expressions twice.'
I swear to god this guy is gonna pull down the Spidey series. How many dicks did he suck just to get this job? What started out as a great actor in the Cider House Rules has quickly latched onto the teat of commercialism and Spidey to hide the clear fact that the guy has actually tries to hide his emotion during every movie. Seabiscuit showed more range.
Seabiscuit is happy:
Seabiscuit is concerned:
Seabiscuit is triumphant:
Seabiscuit is strong:
That is about 3 more emotions shown than Tobey could muster in Spidey 2. And Kirsten doesn't help the situation. Her freakin monologues about her love for Spidey just make me wanna throw up. So my review of Spiderman 2: Wait till it's at Blockbuster.
The real movie you want to see is The Bourne Supremacy. Great flick and addition to the series. Good plot, good actor, better love interest, 213 more emotions, great pacing w/o the long winded 1st hour to get around to him denouncing then accepting his role as a hero, etc. Although I will knock The Bourne Supremacy for it's schizophrenic editing. Damn, I didn't see half the shit cuz it was a blur.
I hope Sam Rami drops the 9 Spidey movies idea and starts promoting a 9 Bourne movies idea. This spidey series, besides the lack of a really dumb plot could rival The Matrix in it's ability to wow me and lose my interest at the same time. I kept getting that feeling as I came to the realization that, like the Matrix, The Spoon and Kirsten Dunst's sexual appeal, Tobey's acting range just doesn't exist. Good thing I only spent 5 bucks. I feel like a fraud was exposed. Maybe it wasn't the intention of The Cider House Rules to have a retard-like, apathetic lead male role. He was carried by Charlize, Delroy Lindo and Micheal Caine. I've been living a lie. Tobey Maguire sucks.
To conclude:
Spidey is dead to me. I'm not gonna see the next one (i'm lying). At least Xmen is getting better with subsequent movies.
Rick James>Jason Bourne>Kobe>Spidey until they drop that woman and Kirsten Dunst team.
'With great power, comes great responsiblity. But first, I need a nap.'
