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Whoever is responsible for Callie and Marie should be fired.

Awful.

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haters gonna hate
 
I feel like I just generally have bad luck with teams. I occasionally get a streak going, but it get derailed at some point. I don't know, I don't feel like I'm as bad myself, but maybe I am and don't realize it? It's a conundrum.

Yeah it's hard to tell if it's you or the team, or both. I don't know, I use the Aerospray RG and just go hard as hell on the zone, usually camping it whenever it's secure. Sometimes I'll roll out for a bit to empty a pesky sniper nest, but I've found that the zone is the absolute best place to be. You really have to pressure them.

For reference, I'm rank B+ and I've probably lost less than 5 ranked matches so far.
 
They're fresh enough characters, but whoever made their announcement at the beginning unskippable should be fired, yes. Especially now that they have to announce stages for ranked and normal.

This just in squids, I will NEVER care which stages are on. Just let me play. I turned the game on to play, not mash through your dialogue for 10 seconds. It was cute the first couple of times I guess.

(Btw, can we skip that? I actually don't know. <.<)

Realky, you want a guy fired for 10 seconds of your life.
I hope that when you make a minuscule fuck up at your work, you are also fired, jesus christ, people, stop with the stupid hyperbole.
And i even think it should be skippable but wanting to fire a guy for that?
 
can i turn off my external hdd with automatic updates on? will it be smart enough to download it to the internal memory?

edit: not risking anything, the update seems to be going quick, anyway
 
So what abilities has everyone found to be bullshit?

Research notes:

Equipment exclusive skills (important!)

Attack Up/Defence Up testing

Basically the exclusive skills are the most important. Also note that the primary skill of each piece of gear (1st skill slot) gives a far bigger bonus than the sub skill slots. Skills also have diminishing returns, so only stack up to 2 of a particular skill.

Attack Up/Defence Up never equate to surviving/killing an extra hit. Worthless.
 
Lol, some funny replies to my comment. I like the gif.

Realky, you want a guy fired for 10 seconds of your life.
I hope that when you make a minuscule fuck up at your work, you are also fired, jesus christ, people, stop with the stupid hyperbole.
And i even think it should be skippable but wanting to fire a guy for that?

Ok calm down. It was a joke, so relax.

I'm not at all a fan of the characters themselves, but the newscast when you load the game is horseshit.
 
Realky, you want a guy fired for 10 seconds of your life.
I hope that when you make a minuscule fuck up at your work, you are also fired, jesus christ, people, stop with the stupid hyperbole.
And i even think it should be skippable but wanting to fire a guy for that?
That was just the language from the post I quoted, the bit of exaggeration was intentionally over the top. ^__^;;

I don't know if you're also just continuing the joke though, so maybe I'm getting baited into this post.

But yeah, in perfectly real and true honesty, the person who forgot to make it skippable is probably also one of the geniuses that came up with this game. Whoever it was should probably get a very deserved, very real promotion. But also be gently criticized by coworkers and fans for that opening cutscene.
 
I wonder if there will be a Splatfest question: Team Callie or Team Marie

Would feel awkward to vote with them right there... watching...

At any rate, #TeamMarie, by a landslide
 
Reroll/add a socket with Spyke then talk to Judd to cash in a winning streak and he also refunds the money you spent at Spyke.

Is that really a bug though, or an intentional design/secret?

IDK, I'm just catching up. Thread is moving fast and I didn't play much recently since I work weekends. Soooo anxious to play later!
 
Just got an intro for Port Mackarel where Callie says it's a nice dating spot and Marie says 'Trust me, it's not'.

you probably are referring to that though
I was referring to a real-life incident where a pop idol in Japan (I think) was caught dating, and her fans were so upset that she had to shave her head to repent
 
Lol, some funny replies to my comment. Like the gif.



Ok calm down. It was a joke, so relax.

I'm not at all a fan of the characters themselves, but the newscast when you load the game is horseshit.

It was a shitty joke to begin with. Just stop using hyperboles when you talk because your original phrase doesnt work as a joke. If you hate the characters theres a million ways to make a subtle joke of how you dont like them instead of saying you wanted to fire a guy for them.

That was just the language from the post I quoted, the bit of exaggeration was intentionally over the top. ^__^;;

I don't know if you're also just continuing the joke though, so maybe I'm getting baited into this post.

But yeah, in perfectly real and true honesty, the person who forgot to make it skippable is probably also one of the geniuses that came up with this game. Whoever it was should probably get a very deserved, very real promotion. But also be gently criticized by coworkers and fans for that opening cutscene.

Thsi si the problem eith this things, you never know who says things seriously and who jokes only. Theres a peecedent with this things with Sakamoto. Sorry if i sound harsh.
 
I'm pretty fine with the Callie and Marie segments to be honest. They're shorter than most of the loading times in other games and it's not like you see them frequently.
 
Started world 2 in single player - really enjoying it. Some very creative ideas on display.

It was a shitty joke to begin with. Just stop using hyperboles when you talk because your original phrase doesnt work as a joke. If you hate the characters theres a million ways to make a subtle joke of how you dont like them instead of saying you wanted to fire a guy for them.

Oh dear, it seems I struck a nerve. For that, I do apologize.
 
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I haven't played much but each session has been fucking LONG.

is it just me or that I noticed there is graffiti based on Takamaru or Ninja's items from Mysterious Murasame Castle?

Either you're seeing Miiverse craziness popping up (neat) or I have some investigating to do. Got any images or places to check? :P
 
I thought SpacePirateRidley was joking at first, but I guess he really is taking your joke way too seriously. :-
The problem with all this is that some people do not use exactly that phrase as a joke (sakamoto threads) so its hard to know who is joking and who is real.
Seems my sarcasm meter was totally broken in this case, but of course is 3:30am here. Time to sleep.
 
First things I've noticed:
- Can speed up Callie/Marie's dialogue by pressing A (pops up in fast speed like Zelda)
- Hub framerate fixed
- Seems to load to equipment screen faster
 
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