Splatoon |OT| Squidstyler

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You look like a kid learning to ride a bike with an overprotective mother
 
Why does my team always suck!!! Seriously, you know your team is bad, when you think you did fair, but not great, and you're still the top person on your team.

I'll be pushing ahead in turf war, having moved my way a good 2/3rds up the map, only to look behind me and see no one's been defending or covering the middle or near our base.
 
Who the FUCK is this Japanese dude in the room? Dude was locking down EVERYONE coming out of the respawn area. Cheap ass Kraken rolling bastard.
 
Hit a Japanese splat roller user 5 times with the .96 gal -- hit sound happens and everything. He doesn't get splatted, retreats, then two seconds later the death screen appears while he's on the way back to his base.

Respawn, I splat a few players and use Echolocator. Same player shows up on the other side of a splat zone with his back facing me. I shoot a few times, and get another death screen. He never even attacked.

Respawn again, he's in my base. I hit him four times, and suddenly he teleports right next to me as a kraken, and I'm dead.

Regional matchmaking needs to happen yesterday. At least give us the option; I'd gladly wait extra time for lobbies if it means I don't have to face players with 1000+ ping.
 
Who the FUCK is this Japanese dude in the room? Dude was locking down EVERYONE coming out of the respawn area. Cheap ass Kraken rolling bastard.


The Kraken is the one thing I fear the most. It's unstoppable and it's so damn big. I find the weapons it comes with to be pretty blah though, so the specials definitely feel balanced with the weapon choices.

Also, splat zones.....freakin splat zones. It's such a different vibe than turf war! So much more stressful.
 
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So this just happened. I have never even seen someone get 14 splats before, let alone do it without getting splatted themselves. Guess I ate my Wheaties this morning (Frosted Mini-Wheats actually!) I think this was only my 5th match using the N-Zap '85 as well, still getting used to it.
 
So this just happened. I have never even seen someone get 14 splats before, let alone do it without getting splatted themselves. Guess I ate my Wheaties this morning (Frosted Mini-Wheats actually!) I think this was only my 5 match using the N-Zap '85 as well.


My record was 17 splats with 1 death. I don't even know how I did it. I was just in the damn zone, and inkstrike was 7-8 of those.

Splat zones definitely brings in the kills. Also, not sure how you did so well with the N-Zap. I found it had a good rate of fire (good for turf war) but not good at taking down opponents.
 
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So this just happened. I have never even seen someone get 14 splats before, let alone do it without getting splatted themselves. Guess I ate my Wheaties this morning (Frosted Mini-Wheats actually!) I think this was only my 5th match using the N-Zap '85 as well, still getting used to it.

I went 22-2 in splat zones by spamming splat bombs in the choke point at the salt spray rig. They just kept coming lol
 
Peeps didn't believe me when I said the regional mm problem was real. Said "no issues" looool

Yeah, people are downplaying it on reddit too. Can't the servers at least attempt to match players by ping? It's ridiculously unfun to get splatted by players who aren't even facing me.
 
Nintendo should at leaderboards and stats boards to keep track of our best records

the guns keep a running count of how much turf we covered using them do more of that
 
Damn, all you players with those high splat records lol. The only thing I did differently that match is that I made a beeline for the other side and just ambushed everyone by hiding in some ink in the corner. Since I can move under ink without being detected, I just kept cropping up after circling them and I never stayed in the same place each time I got someone.
 
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