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[Solobbos]

glitch was patched -- just tried it, it does NOT work

4000 points away from level 20 before maintenance

so much shit I needed to reroll, so much time spent grinding today.....

Man, I still wanted to reroll some of my gear which had 2 or 3 of the same skills. Oh well :|

 

[daydream]

glitch was patched -- just tried it, it does NOT work

4000 points away from level 20 before maintenance

so much shit I needed to reroll, so much time spent grinding today.....

i was about to try it too, sigh

guess not then

 

[Grakl]

So, how do you all pronounce Marie's name? Mary or Mahree?

 

[Blak_Status]

glitch was patched -- just tried it, it does NOT work

4000 points away from level 20 before maintenance

so much shit I needed to reroll, so much time spent grinding today.....

Nooooooooooooooo... I'm almost level 20

 

[Lucario]

So, how do you all pronounce Marie's name? Mary or Mahree?

mahree, so the pun makes sense

 

[Neiteio]

You ain't trying hard enough!

Simple Question: Do you want:

A) A chatterbox who won't stop going on about her day.
B) A goddess who listens to what you have to say, even if it's a load of old bull?

Exactly!

This argument had to come up sooner or later...

There's nothing to argue. Marie is clearly the right choice. Everyone who says Callie probably pours gravy on Skittles, or something weird like that.

 

[Javier]

#TeamMarie is the only right answer.

 

[Benzychenz]

The single player just makes me want a full on Ratchet & Clank style campaign rather than the bite sized missions.

There's really potential for something amazing here.

 

[sonto340]

The frame rate bump in the hub has RUINED THE GAME
when you turned into a squid the bouncing of the tentacles was on beat.
Now it isn't.

I'll be demanding a full refund from Nintendo later.

 

[Totakeke]

Blah, bubble spam on the opposing team.

 

[Doorman]

The fuck is that on Callie's head, anyway? At least Marie's thing looks vaguely like a hat, Callie looks like she just stuck a dirty kitchen sponge on her head and called it a day.

 

[J@hranimo]

The frame rate bump in the hub has RUINED THE GAME
when you turned into a squid the bouncing of the tentacles was on beat.
Now it isn't.

I'll be demanding a full refund from Nintendo later.

wait, the hub is 60fps now?

 

[UncleSporky]

I can also confirm that the Judd glitch was patched. I got in a good 5-6 added slots and rerolls earlier, didn't get my money back from Judd this time. Oh well.

 

[MouldyK]

Actually, i'm changing sides...

Loving the red tentacles too much.


#ProInklingOctolingMarriages

 

[daydream]

anyway, ggs guys, pleasure as always

don't spend too much time fighting over calamari

Spoiler

cause the answer is marie

 

[Neiteio]

wait, the hub is 60fps now?

Yeah, my Uncle Jimtendo (who works at Nintendo) said they patched the hub to be 60 fps so people could better appreciate the way Marie flicks back her hair after waving to her fans

 

[Crayolan]

Are there still bears in Splatoonverse? Also, I shove the stick of dynamite in the bear's mouth.

Splatoon |OT2| Waifu Wars

Splatoon |OT2| Callie and Marie talk=ban

 

[Gsnap]

OK, but if Callie and Marie were cornered by a bear, and you could only swing in on a rope and rescue one of them, and if you were also balancing a lit stick of dynamite, and you knew you'd probably drop it by accident and blow up the one left behind being mauled by the bear, who would you rescue

The bear.

Spoiler

Marie

 

[Xeteh]

Nooooooooooooooo... I'm almost level 20

We suck.

 

[Vylash]

words can't describe how happy i am that we've got squid girl waifu wars, almost brings a tear to my eye

 

[Neiteio]

Actually, i'm changing sides...

Loving the red tentacles too much.


#ProInklingOctolingMarriages

If an Inkling and an Octoling had a baby, would the number of tentacles average out at nine?

 

[Mr. Smiley]

anyway, ggs guys, pleasure as always

don't spend too much time fighting over calamari

Spoiler

cause the answer is marie

how did i never...

 

[Doorman]

Splatoon |OT2| Callie and Marie talk=ban

Splatoon |OT2| The walls, and Callie, don't count

 

[Nanashrew]

Splatoon |OT2| Callie and Marie talk=ban

There's like a Spongebob reference for everything lmao.

 

[Neiteio]

how did i never...

Some day fans are going to examine every line of text ever localized by Treehouse, in order of release, and realize that every other word secretly spells out the official English script to Mother 3

 

[sonto340]

wait, the hub is 60fps now?

Don't k know about 60. But it has gotten an INCREDIBLY noticeable bump.

 

[HawthorneKitty]

Anyone post the top hot Splatoon Reddit post?

 

[Javier]

The fuck is that on Callie's head, anyway? At least Marie's thing looks vaguely like a hat, Callie looks like she just stuck a dirty kitchen sponge on her head and called it a day.

Callie's looks like a brush, as for Marie's, I like this theory:

From here.

 

[Vena]

Don't k know about 60. But it has gotten an INCREDIBLY noticeable bump.

Its 60.

Callie's looks like a brush, as for Marie's, I like this theory:

Do people not realize that they have calamari on their head?

 

[Belgian Dude]

Loving ranked battles, particularly Arowana, which I wasn't a fan on Turf Wars. So many mobility options to take down the enemies! Started today, lost my first two battles and got to C. Question - though: there was a minor power outage but it was still in the lobby - do I get the normal DC penalty?

Also got in a battle where we went from 100 to 1 - but the other team took control and we got a major time penalty, so we still won, but with the time running out. And another one we cleared the clock in 23-24. Fun stuff.

also #teamsquidward

 

[Totakeke]

This guy... just inkstriked his own location. I killed him then got killed by his inkstrike... Brilliant.

 

[black_clavus]

Anyone post the top hot Splatoon Reddit post?

you mean this?

#TeamMarie

 

[MouldyK]

Anyone post the top hot Splatoon Reddit post?

EDIT: Beaten...have another Octoling:

 

[Beelzebufo]

Do you guys think Splatoon is a commentary on "Retweet Culture", and how youngsters today are too concerned with being "fresh" and "splatting" one enougher to solve the problems that the Golden Generation did back in World War II?

 

[J@hranimo]

Yeah, my Uncle Jimtendo (who works at Nintendo) said they patched the hub to be 60 fps so people could better appreciate the way Marie flicks back her hair after waving to her fans

lol well I didn't check when I started the game!

 

[Crayolan]

There's like a Spongebob reference for everything lmao.

Spongebob is the Simpsons of the Splatooniverse.

you mean this?



#TeamMarie

 

[JCX]

The single player just makes me want a full on Ratchet & Clank style campaign rather than the bite sized missions.

There's really potential for something amazing here.

It reminded me of R&C too. Splatoon 2 could have a great single player in its own right.

 

[Neiteio]

Do you guys think Splatoon is a commentary on "Retweet Culture", and how youngsters today are too concerned with being "fresh" and "splatting" one enougher to solve the problems that the Golden Generation did back in World War II?

Hey now. Our generation is gradually solving problems like racism, sexism, and people preferring Callie over Marie.

 

[Lucario]

how did i never...

this game has so many fish puns

Ammo Knights --- Ammonite
Booyah Base --- Bouillabaisse
Crusty Sean --- Crustasean
Annie & Moe --- Anemone

 

[phanphare]

omg, got to the final boss and almost beat it. saving for tomorrow. splat zones now. but that's good shit right there.

 

[Formless]

Hopefully the performance upgrades will keep coming and we'll get splitscreen

Spoiler

lol

 

[Beelzebufo]

Hey now. Our generation is gradually solving problems like racism, sexism, and people preferring Callie over Marie.

But do racial equality, gender equality, and gender fluidity truly matter when giant octopus people attack and steal all of the electric catfish? Back in the Cap'n's day people actually stood for something b

 

[PreyingShark]

You ain't trying hard enough!

Simple Question: Do you want:

A) A chatterbox who won't stop going on about her day.
B) A goddess who listens to what you have to say, even if it's a load of old bull?

I prefer chatterboxes so Callie confirmed for me <3

 

[MouldyK]

I prefer chatterboxes so Callie confirmed for me <3

So do I, and I like her smile more...but she ain't an Octoling, so no go.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Man, suddenly having a ton of disconnects today. I'm gonna have to try again later.

 

[MasterOfPuppets]

Is it just me or has jumping changed (in the plaza at least) after the patch?

 

[Doorman]

[Actual spoilers]

But do racial equality, gender equality, and gender fluidity truly matter when giant octopus people attack and steal all of the electric catfish? Back in the Cap'n's day people actually stood for something b

I think you mean

Spoiler

ten thousand years from now

in the Capn's day.

 

[Smashkirby]

What just happened?

 

[MrPanic]

68p? What?

 

[Regiruler]

13 kills with kelp charger, jesus christ