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is eromanga the successor to Nisemonogatari of being the most well produced trash
Does that mean you'll watch it?
is eromanga the successor to Nisemonogatari of being the most well produced trash
Doesn't that belong to Valkyrie Drive?
Doesn't that belong to Valkyrie Drive?
We could bring up examples of straight-up porn like Kite or the classic Cream Lemon: Pop Chaser.
I dont remember that show being particularly good looking but I dont remember a whole lot about VD to begin with
The Laughing Salesman New 12 END
I would like to say first and foremost - fuck this show. Don't watch it. Its mean spirited, morally empty and without a message.
You know anthology shows like The Twilight Zone or Alfred Hitchcock Presents usually give a scenario where you are waiting for a character to "get theirs" or to see where a single mistake can lead you. The setups and endings are different - you could be following a character you want to see succeed or one you want to see fail, and the supernatural aspects they sometimes encounter vary wildly and the shows make good use of plot twists to throw you off the trail.
The issue with The Laughing Salesman is that it does none of that. Let me explain to you every single episode - every single story, of which there are two in each episode - of The Laughing Salesman.
- All people in this world - young and old, male and female - are lonely at heart. My name is Moguro, they call me the Laughing Salesman but I'm no ordinary salesman I deal in peoples hearts, oh no I don't need a single yen the best thing is to see the face of a satisfied customer
- Introducing our Japanese worker bee who will be ruined for no reason, ****-san
- Something goes wrong
- Moguro appears and does his shtick then gives them a device that solves the issue, warning them that if they misuse it or use it to much there will be consequences. Or sometimes he causes the issue himself?
- Heres where you might see some variation! The customer either misuses it or is led into scenarios where they have to use it.
- PUNISHMENT TIME DOOOOOOOOM
- Uneven punishments that usually don't fit the scale of the crime or have an ironic Sisyphean nature to them
And thats it. The issue is that the show never bothers to stray from these tight confines. It is usually not a fulfilling show to watch either, as good people - some who Moguro purposefully creates a situation for them to be trapped into so he can punish them for misusing something he gave them to solve the problem he made - get punished through no fault of their own and for no moral reason. There are stories where the person is pretty shitty and gets whats coming, but I can't think of a single one where they would have ended up at that point without Moguro.
So is the issue that its far too depressing, bleak, pessimistic and fatalistic? Yeah a little bit. But I think the issue is more along the lines of the show just being not very good. Aside from the strong visual direction (aside from flashing to pictures of Hell all the time. Stop doing that its the opposite of clever.) I wouldn't classify this as a good show. It has plenty of things about it that seem interesting and I spent the majority of the season trying to decide if it had some deep commentary on Japanese society, fate or Bystander Syndrome locked in there but I really don't think so - its just a mean spirited show with no human soul. This is in no small part due to the series mascot - the ever smiling, fat and mysterious Laughing Salesman, Moguro. Moguro isn't a human, angel, demon or god. He's not anything. He's just a force, I guess. No story in this happens without his direct intervention, and he seems to have reality bending powers that require the viewer to just roll with it. Want a natural story about a fall from grace? Well fuck off because Moguro's only method of tricking people is to design most of the failure from the ground up. These people aren't bad, even the ones with bad tendencies or those who abuse the power because Moguro is always the one behind it all. Nothing happens without Moguro. Since he is essentially the narrator, I would say he is similar to the Cryptkeeper but with more direct impact on the story. But since none of these stories would happen without Moguro its like...whats the point here? Trying to make a statement about fatalism? Why have the direct hand of Moguro unnaturally steer people in the wrong direction then? Free will? None of these outcomes would have come together without Moguro setting them into a situation which causes the things to happen, and one of these people choose this. Moguro just leads them there, by force or foul play if necessary. If someone denies his requests he will just steal their purse or some shit and runaway until they listen and are connived into a scenario of shit. Its just...ugh. Have a message. The message is never "misuse of power is wrong" or "this is the morally wrong thing to do" its "Haha here is Salaryman Takamoto-san, drink this water that makes you feel better about your shitty life. But don't drink too much or else you'll be punished, probably in a way that doesn't reflect the theme of the episode at all BECAUSE WE HAVE NO THEME."
You know whats scarier then the Devil? The fact that there is no Devil, and humans don't need the help of any evil creature to be evil themselves.
I spit on this show.
Doesn't that belong to Valkyrie Drive?
Rahxephon 1
You know a work is striving to be a grand epic when it starts off with a Wagner operatic overture.
Good thing I avoided it then. After the first episode felt kind of not satisfying due to many of the problems you post here, I decided to stop.
Isn't this straight up hentai?
I forgot to mention that Laughing Salesman has an uncomfortable running theme of "Don't ever seek to improve anything in your life or you will just end up in a worse situation"
The fuck kind of message is that? Is it telling you Japanese society sucks or that you should be complacent?
That line got blurred a while ago. Straight up Hentai isn't the way anymore, you just do borderline softcore stuff and then you can get some talent in there
So... it's censored hentai?
Like hentai wasn't censored already
You must learn the value of the tease
This was at least funny
Then this part happened
John Blade pls.
Actually. Lemme use an example. Is it on the same level of Cross Ange?
Valkyrie Drive, Queens Blade, Seven Deadly sins etc are on a much higher level. They're a step away from full blown H
Seven Deadly Sins is pretty much at that level? The show on Netflix??
Seven Deadly Sins is pretty much at that level? The show on Netflix??
I keep making the same mistake with Seven Sins. I already forgot which is the one I like.
Tiger Mask W 36
WAH,that's was really good episode,and amazing finisher ,really love it,and that OST,THAT OST.
speaking about the OST,i didn't know it was released.
holy shit,IT'S FUCKING AMAZING
but where is the full opening? still not released? that's very weird.
I keep making the same mistake with Seven Sins. I already forgot which is the one I like.
One is about fan service, the other is about sexual harassment so it's easy to see the mix up.
I've never felt so pumped up watching a show as I have with Tiger Mask.
Kinda wish the Berserker Armor was animated at a higher framerate if they wanted to better sell the idea of speed and fluidity from it.
This is so amazing.
Doh, still no Evangelion? Are you waiting for the BD release that's still limited to Japan so far?
Excellent, this was really good character developement with some sweet moments in the conversation between the two girls. Well done...
Berserk (2017) 10
Kinda wish the Berserker Armor was animated at a higher framerate if they wanted to better sell the idea of speed and fluidity from it.
A salaryman takes driving lessons but is a terrible driver. Moguro gives him private lessons, letting him drive however he likes and enjoys the joke when the man causes a huge amount of damage.
Moguro sets up an unpopular and lonely salaryman with a lady by correspondence. When they meet in a park at night frequented by perverts, she turns out to be a mannequin whom Moguro causes to scream for help. The salaryman is then beaten up by citizens and arrested.
Moguro encourages a student to observe life from the top of a building and he falls in love with a woman he sees in an apartment building. Moguro sets up a meeting between them, but also tells her husband, a gang boss, who who arrives and beats up the student.
A cowardly illustrator dreams of being a hero so Moguro encourages him to be brave. The young cartoonist eventually summons enough courage to stop a robber, but is stabbed in his right arm, preventing him from ever drawing again.
Actually. Lemme use an example. Is it on the same level of Cross Ange?
Seven Mortal Sins really is something. I think kayos would like it.
The Laughing Salesman New 12 END
I would like to say first and foremost - fuck this show. Don't watch it. Its mean spirited, morally empty and without a message.
You know anthology shows like The Twilight Zone or Alfred Hitchcock Presents usually give a scenario where you are waiting for a character to "get theirs" or to see where a single mistake can lead you. The setups and endings are different - you could be following a character you want to see succeed or one you want to see fail, and the supernatural aspects they sometimes encounter vary wildly and the shows make good use of plot twists to throw you off the trail.
The issue with The Laughing Salesman is that it does none of that. Let me explain to you every single episode - every single story, of which there are two in each episode - of The Laughing Salesman.
- All people in this world - young and old, male and female - are lonely at heart. My name is Moguro, they call me the Laughing Salesman but I'm no ordinary salesman I deal in peoples hearts, oh no I don't need a single yen the best thing is to see the face of a satisfied customer
- Introducing our Japanese worker bee who will be ruined for no reason, ****-san
- Something goes wrong
- Moguro appears and does his shtick then gives them a device that solves the issue, warning them that if they misuse it or use it to much there will be consequences. Or sometimes he causes the issue himself?
- Heres where you might see some variation! The customer either misuses it or is led into scenarios where they have to use it.
- PUNISHMENT TIME DOOOOOOOOM
- Uneven punishments that usually don't fit the scale of the crime or have an ironic Sisyphean nature to them
And thats it. The issue is that the show never bothers to stray from these tight confines. It is usually not a fulfilling show to watch either, as good people - some who Moguro purposefully creates a situation for them to be trapped into so he can punish them for misusing something he gave them to solve the problem he made - get punished through no fault of their own and for no moral reason. There are stories where the person is pretty shitty and gets whats coming, but I can't think of a single one where they would have ended up at that point without Moguro.
So is the issue that its far too depressing, bleak, pessimistic and fatalistic? Yeah a little bit. But I think the issue is more along the lines of the show just being not very good. Aside from the strong visual direction (aside from flashing to pictures of Hell all the time. Stop doing that its the opposite of clever.) I wouldn't classify this as a good show. It has plenty of things about it that seem interesting and I spent the majority of the season trying to decide if it had some deep commentary on Japanese society, fate or Bystander Syndrome locked in there but I really don't think so - its just a mean spirited show with no human soul. This is in no small part due to the series mascot - the ever smiling, fat and mysterious Laughing Salesman, Moguro. Moguro isn't a human, angel, demon or god. He's not anything. He's just a force, I guess. No story in this happens without his direct intervention, and he seems to have reality bending powers that require the viewer to just roll with it. Want a natural story about a fall from grace? Well fuck off because Moguro's only method of tricking people is to design most of the failure from the ground up. These people aren't bad, even the ones with bad tendencies or those who abuse the power because Moguro is always the one behind it all. Nothing happens without Moguro. Since he is essentially the narrator, I would say he is similar to the Cryptkeeper but with more direct impact on the story. But since none of these stories would happen without Moguro its like...whats the point here? Trying to make a statement about fatalism? Why have the direct hand of Moguro unnaturally steer people in the wrong direction then? Free will? None of these outcomes would have come together without Moguro setting them into a situation which causes the things to happen, and one of these people choose this. Moguro just leads them there, by force or foul play if necessary. If someone denies his requests he will just steal their purse or some shit and runaway until they listen and are connived into a scenario of shit. Its just...ugh. Have a message. The message is never "misuse of power is wrong" or "this is the morally wrong thing to do" its "Haha here is Salaryman Takamoto-san, drink this water that makes you feel better about your shitty life. But don't drink too much or else you'll be punished, probably in a way that doesn't reflect the theme of the episode at all BECAUSE WE HAVE NO THEME."
You know whats scarier then the Devil? The fact that there is no Devil, and humans don't need the help of any evil creature to be evil themselves.
I spit on this show.
the best thing about post adventure sonic games is the never ending cascade of hilariously bad butt rock
idk he has more health doesnt he
I never beat Henry in 1 but it took me about 45 minutes to kill Bad Girl on hard