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[Trevelyon]

"This year, fur-loving newlywed Star Jones Reynolds' "appetite for animal destruction" has landed her in the top spot, a dishonor that gives her the dubious distinction of becoming the only big name to make PETA's naughty list four years running.

"With the number of dead animals she wore at her wedding, it looked more like a funeral," the group says."

"In second place is Cindy Crawford, who has denied an affiliation with PETA despite appearing in an "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" ad a decade ago."

Rounding out the list are Jennifer Lopez, who is hit with the dreaded simile, "The lives of the animals she wears are like her relationships: short and painful"; Susan Lucci ("Her hideous furs make Emmy's biggest loser one of animals' worst abusers"); and freshman Ashley Olsen, who is scolded, "Here's a tip on adjusting to life at New York University: The Big Apple is not the Yukon - you don't need to look like Bigfoot in order to fit in.""

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1213peta-dressed13-ON.html

 

[Kuroyume]

 

[AstroLad]

Hey, at least when she wears say, buffalo skin, you know she didn't waste the rest of the buffalo.

 

[Loki]

Hey, at least when she wears say, buffalo skin, you know she didn't waste the rest of the buffalo.

:lol

Cold, man...cold.

 

[Trevelyon]

 

[fennec fox]

Man, remember back when mink coats were always the big-ticket prizes on game shows?

 

[LakeEarth]

Mary Kate & Zombie?

 

[Memles]

Man, remember back when mink coats were always the big-ticket prizes on game shows?

Let's Make a Deal, in particular.

Both the Zombie and Buffalo lines above = :lol :lol

 

[capslock]

Is the guy behind Star Jones her husband? He looks like he could top a few worst dressed lists himself!

 

[Manabanana]

Jesus, she stuffed a whale AND dressed it in a mink co...OH! Well, that's not that bad.

 

[ManaByte]

Is the guy behind Star Jones her husband? He looks like he could top a few worst dressed lists himself!

No, it's just some poor guy who got too close and was pulled into orbit.

 

[Vennt]

No, it's just some poor guy who got too close and was pulled into orbit.

:lol :lol :lol

Everything from this point on is just filler....

 

[The Faceless Master]

No, it's just some poor guy who got too close and was pulled into orbit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[bishoptl]

ROOFLES :lol

 

[Substance]

No, it's just some poor guy who got too close and was pulled into orbit.

:lol :lol :lol Well Done.

 

[Agent Dormer]

No, it's just some poor guy who got too close and was pulled into orbit.

Hahaha. Great post! :lol :lol :lol

 

[Shinobi]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Socreges]

Fuck, Ashley (or whoever) looks disgusting. Is that after rehab or prior?

OMG they're laughing WITH me! *tears of joy*

 

[Caddle]

I don't see any problem with the way the guy is dressed. Of course I hate star jones so you can comment on her any time you like, yes am a hater.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Star Jones? More like Jones, THE STAR!!! HAHAHA! GET IT!? She's big! Like a star! In the sky!


DAMMIT! Like beating a dead horse. And speaking of dead horses....

HAHA! You thought it'd be pictures of dead horses! Wrong! Just pictures of hobos! The last one I found at a Kennedy assassination website.