ViewtifulJC
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Wait, people are reading spoilers from that damn battery commercial? lol
We also took time out to shit all over that stupid Toys R Us ad, so I'm sure that'll get us (me) some hate mail from angry dads.
https://twitter.com/starwars/status/660609197378281472 said:
Can I get a link to this?Does anyone have a link to that summary of the Episode VII plot with accompanying pictures from the teasers/production photos?
EDIT: nvm
Can I get a link to this?
I think this is pretty much spot on for the last act of the movie.
http://makingstarwars.net/2015/07/h...the-force-awakens-one-sleeps-and-one-awakens/
I hope JJ manages to do each bit justice. There is like Falcon action, running on ramparts, speeder bikes, free climbing, X-Wing assault, capital ship battle and splosions, lightsaber battle in the woods
And in the middle of thisdeath.Han's
It feels very modern Marvel style in that it uses a ton of set pieces rather than concentrate on 2-3. Like here the speeder bike thing is just 1/10 of the final act while it was a major focus in ROTJ. Hope it doesn't end up feeling close to how shitty GENISYS felt in that regard. "Oh here is the armored truck chase, here is the helicopter chase, here is the scene in the weapon bunker, here is the motorbike and bus chase and here is Cynberdyne assault, here is the T-1000 birth scene and now two Terminators are fighting inside the time machine!1!!
Everyone wants to know who Rey's parents are. Do you know?
Yeah.
Will the viewer know after the first episode or not necessarily?
Questions will be answered, absolutely. The main question will be answered.
From the Hollywood Reporter interviews with John and Daisy:
Well, that answers that. You're gonna know who her parent(s) are by the end of this movie.
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...and it's gonna be Luke.
From the Hollywood Reporter interviews with John and Daisy:
Well, that answers that. You're gonna know who her parent(s) are by the end of this movie.
...
...and it's gonna be Luke.
My money's onKylo Ren!
From the Hollywood Reporter interviews with John and Daisy:
Well, that answers that. You're gonna know who her parent(s) are by the end of this movie.
...
...and it's gonna be Luke.
From the Hollywood Reporter interviews with John and Daisy:
Well, that answers that. You're gonna know who her parent(s) are by the end of this movie.
...
...and it's gonna be Luke.
I really wonder how the exact timeline is going to play out. It would make sense for the Falcon to be on Jakku if it was used to take Rey away from Luke as fast as possible, perhaps even using some form of auto pilot. It would make sense for Han to have participated in the battle of Jakku and that way the planet's location would be in the Falcon.
I just cannot see Han taking Rey away and than just dumping her on Jakku along with the Falcon. But then again if Rey knew the Falcon was on Jakku she could have left at any time, but she does seem to be piloting it when leaving Jakku so there's that.
I guess it would make sense if there are two attacks on Luke, the first one just after Rey was born with Kylo already a student there. Just the empire (first order) attacking on the order of Snoke. Luke asks Han to take Rey away as far as possible, takes her to the falcon and plots a course then heads out to quickly get his own son who is then already captured, Falcon leaves with just Rey onboard.
Kylo is sent to kill Luke years later with the other knights of Ren, which is the shot we see in the trailer. Ah well, I'm excited to find out how the pieces of the puzzle will fall into place.
The Han Journey to TFA book makes it sound like he loses the Falcon to someone.
From the Hollywood Reporter interviews with John and Daisy:
Well, that answers that. You're gonna know who her parent(s) are by the end of this movie.
...
...and it's gonna be Luke.
Luke. No longer a virgin confirmed!
He lost the Falcon in a bet?
Oh Han, you should know better.
I haven't been following the leaks as closely as some of you, but here's my crazy theory. Since a lot of us are assuming that Rey and Kylo are Skywalkers, combined with the fact that Kylo seems to be obsessed with Vader going by the trailer, and the fact that one of the earliest rumors from back when Michael Arndt was on this was that Vader would be brought back from the dead...
What if at some point in this trilogy, Kylo assumes the mantle of Darth Vader?
These nonsense thoughts brought to you by a slow work day with nothing to do
but for those who are (like me) trying to avoid actual spoilers while still being interested in fan theories, it's a good watch.
This is the spoiler thread, though. Like, full blown spoilers in here. All over the fuckin' place, in fact.
Also, I can't actually get all the way through that video, but what I've made it through makes me wonder whether one (or both) of them have read/listened to some shit.
But I can't imagine they'd be willing to do something that bullshit, really. It's only because so many other dickheads have been pulling that exact move in places all over the internet that it occurred to me.
Nah, they make some pretty dumb predictions in the video too. I doubt they'd sprinkle stuff they know amidst all the stuff they get wrong, especially when most of it is wrong. I think some of the stuff in this movie is just going to be that predictable for some people. Like, they think Finn is going to die, and Luke is going to be evil. They also think Kylo is going to be killed off early like Darth Maul. They're way off.
If you search hard enough there is a pic of Hamill in costume which Disney have been trying to expunge from the internet. It is him in a 3d scanner for a toy line. And he's definitely not wearing both black and white.
Weren't there rumors/news about a possible love interest for Finn being cast/already casted for EP 8? I think the actress' name is Gugu Mbatha or something ... never heared from here before.rey = daughter of luke, looking for answers in her life because luke decided to dip out, to keep her safe. eventually finds out shes force sensitive by the end. finn and rey become love birds, racists are enraged once again.
I take it you missed out on the fact the entire plot of the movie has long since leaked?My guess of the story is:
Finn is on a mission to find out who this new Vader guy is. He finds out it's Leia/Han's son who everyone thought had been killed, but had really been capture by someone because he's the grandson of Anakin and probably a great potential force user (although it's possible Kylo can't even use the force).
Finn tells Rey and Han. Rey is probably Kylo's sister. Han says oh shit, gotta save my son, but I don't have the falcon anymore so I can't fly Rey goes to find the falcon.
Han says ok we gotta lure Kylo somehow, he'd never come see me if I asked. They get Anakin/Luke's lightsaber thinking it will draw Kylo. Finn is going to be the bait. But before going, Han says they need to bring someone else along; Luke. Uncle Luke? But no one knows where he is. Leia does. Han tells her about Kylo, she says ok Luke is on loner planet, good luck :~(
They go get Luke who has been hiding because he's afraid of himself and doesn't want to get his buddies in trouble, and they tell him his nephew is going Sith, so Luke says hmm ok I'll go help, but he really has another idea in mind. Also Luke tells Rey about her possible fate due to being in the family (it's even possible Luke had originally trained Kylo but lost him).
They go on whatever planet to draw Kylo somehow, and he comes over. He thinks Finn is some force user somehow and when he's about to fight him Han yells "Kylo stop!". Dad? Wtf you doing here? I brought someone who can help you! Luke appears, and he half-assedly tries to talk some sense into him, but really ends up just killing Kylo. Han goes noooooooooo bastard Luke why! Rey also goes nooo why:| Luke says he couldn't save him, but he really just wants to kill any force users and he knows there must be another behind Kylo. Luke goes away on his own (and possibly with R2) to find out who is behind all this.
Something like that.