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[Matlock]

WATCH HUSTLE AND FLOW INSTEAD

Hey guys, we're only a WEEK AWAY from the mega million dollar blockbuster STEALTH! Can you believe Rob Cohen is behind it? Can you believe it can be more retarded than you can imagine?





Then sit right back and hear two things that will make you cry.


Big plot spoilers from another forum, btw.

Spoiler

jamie foxx dies

Spoiler

the robot saves jessica biel from a North Korean helicopter by suiciding itself

 

[Spastic Colon]

Will the AI plane give any sassback?

I might watch this movie if it gives some pithy one-liners to the other characters.

Preferably in a Mr. Belvedere voice.

 

[distantmantra]

I'll refrain from the Macross Plus comments... what am I saying? No I won't.

 

[Matlock]

Will the AI plane give any sassback?

"Also, at some point, the robot downloads every song available on the internet but refuses to play anything except Incubus."

 

[DMczaf]

This thread makes me want to throw up! even more then the horrific trailer!

SITUATION IS CRITICAL!!!

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

My anticipation does not register on the radar.

 

[Spastic Colon]

"Also, at some point, the robot downloads every song available on the internet but refuses to play anything except Incubus."

Xtreme Dude!

 

[Wario64]

this movie looks bad ass.

 

[StrikerObi]

As far as I can tell this whole movie is about the one effect shot where the big weapon assembly "rolls" out the bottom of the jet.

 

[radioheadrule83]

I just love that it was "re wired" by lightening.
Not that it was so advanced that it just naturally became self aware...
or not that it was maliciously altered. Nature literally bolted out of the sky and turned it into a killing machine.

I'm gonna rent this for sure and hope my gut doesn't implode from all the laughing.

 

[fennec fox]

This movie is a huge ripoff of Yukikaze

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

As far as I can tell this whole movie is about the one effect shot where the big weapon assembly "rolls" out the bottom of the jet.

I don't know why I find this so funny, but :lol :lol :lol

 

[acidviper]

As far as I can tell this whole movie is about the one effect shot where the big weapon assembly "rolls" out the bottom of the jet.

Isn't this the exact same effect of the clone trooper ship right after they rescue the Jedi in AOTC, except those were top mounted rockets. Hell they should have just made X-wings. To my knowledge the Air Force has no such fighters.

From the trailer:
"If you make me I'mma blast you right out the sky"

From Oscar to Hollywood bomb.

 

[DMczaf]

From Oscar to Hollywood bomb.

"Yeah?"

 

[Matlock]

"Yeah?"

 

[DMczaf]

I'll take your Catwoman, and raise you

 

[Matlock]

I'll take your Catwoman, and raise you

 

[acidviper]

"Also, at some point, the robot downloads every song available on the internet but refuses to play anything except Incubus."

Wow a multi-format self downloading mp3 player, with the only drawback being it goes "rogue" if lightning strikes it.

 

[DMczaf]

Matlock loses.

 

[acidviper]

Matlock loses.

Not if someone makes a Ben Affleck royal flush.

What would that be Gigli, Reindeer Games, Forces of Nature, Pearl Harbour, Jersey Girl.

 

[DMczaf]

Not if someone makes a Ben Affleck royal flush.

What would that be Gigli, Reindeer Games, Forces of Nature, Pearl Harbour, Jersey Girl.

I refuse to believe he won an Oscar. Matt Damon did, he didnt. -_-

 

[acidviper]

I refuse to believe he won an Oscar. Matt Damon did, he didnt. -_-

Well he toked and farted his way to the statue.

 

[Matlock]

Kingsley

Kidman

Zeta-Jones

Denzel


and good call on affleck!

I BELIEVE I WIN, MR. CZAF.

 

[Matlock]

Matt Damon

"haha, owned"

 

[DMczaf]

Matt Damon still doesnt count, he won a writing Oscar! Acting Oscars only!

WTF? Why does it look like Ben Affleck just showed up for a box art photoshop uninvited? His name isnt even on the box :lol

Still, nothing tops BloodRayne. Uwe Boll trumps ALL.

 

[Halberstram]

They should just let the plane run out of gas.

 

[Matlock]

Ya, DM, it came down to it, and Uwe does beat it all :\

 

[Geek]

I'll be seeing Stealth...

...on TNT in about 2 years.

 

[DMczaf]

Where is NinjaScooter at? That Biel pic needs some Ice-T.

 

[Orin GA]

Kangaroo jack gives it 2 thumbs up

 

[Silent_Echo]

this movie looks like ass.

Fixed. Obvious sarcasm, but fixed anyway for those that couldn't tell...

 

[Kai Dracon]

If the super fighter doesn't change into gerwalk and battroid configurations I will be disappointed.

If the super fighter doesn't connect to the Internet and sing 'Information Highway' through every computer, I'm demanding my money back.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

I just love that it was "re wired" by lightening.
Not that it was so advanced that it just naturally became self aware...
or not that it was maliciously altered. Nature literally bolted out of the sky and turned it into a killing machine.

I'm gonna rent this for sure and hope my gut doesn't implode from all the laughing.

To be fair, Short Circuit is the job.

 

[Mairu]

A few weeks ago I went to the Metreon intending to see a sneak preview of Wedding Crashers from some online internet free ticket thing (linked somewhere here, I think). There were a BILLION people there so after they filled up on Wedding Crashers they told everyone else they could wait in another line for 20 more minutes to see Stealth if they wanted to. My sister and I did.

AND REGRET IT EVERY MINUTE OF OUR LIVES!

Stealth is the worst movie of the year, and probably one of the worst summer action movies I have ever seen. Jamie Foxx must be killing himself from going from Ray to this piece of garbage. The trailer does not even go into how bad the movie actually is. I don't want to give any spoilers, but just don't watch it, because it was terrible.

 

[ToyMachine228]

Where's the Biel pic from behind? I know it's in the trailer dammit! :lol

 

[DMczaf]

I don't want to give any spoilers, but just don't watch it, because it was terrible.

DO IT!

 

[Straightballin]

...on TNT in about 2 years.

LMAO good one, maybe even 1 and a half.

 

[xsarien]

For the win?

Angelina Jolie:

And oh how the mighty have fallen:

 

[Ninja Scooter]

BO-YOI-YOI-YOI-ING!

 

[DarthWoo]

As far as I can tell this whole movie is about the one effect shot where the big weapon assembly "rolls" out the bottom of the jet.

Didn't the cancelled Comanche helicopters actually have something like this, just minus the rolling part?

 

[tralfazz]

As far as I can tell this whole movie is about the one effect shot where the big weapon assembly "rolls" out the bottom of the jet.

See I would argue that the effect shot is the ring of gas that gets ignited and the ship says "goodbye".

[dripping sarcasm]Don't you guys see the delicious irony that the writer and director have setup whereby NATURE changes this machine. In a rock-paper-scissors of man, machine and nature, nature always wins. It's a really well thought out parable. Well played. [/dripping sarcasm]

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

I just checked out the trailer, and when lightning hits the machine jet, the trailer shows the ligntning rewiring DNA. WTF?!?

 

[xsarien]

I just checked out the trailer, and when lightning hits the machine jet, the trailer shows the ligntning rewiring DNA. WTF?!?

Logic has no place in this thread.

 

[tralfazz]

I just checked out the trailer, and when lightning hits the machine jet, the trailer shows the ligntning rewiring DNA. WTF?!?

I just wiki'd lightning and found out there are many things it can do like:

Turn a dog into a cat
Complete a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle in 1 hour
Recite every line from Mr. Holland's Opus
Transform the DNA of a MACHINE (let that one sink in)
Change the ballcock on a toilet...without tools
and it loves acting but really wants to direct.

 

[Wario64]

I just checked out the trailer, and when lightning hits the machine jet, the trailer shows the ligntning rewiring DNA. WTF?!?

damn, that sounds totally awesome. i can't wait to see this film. any movie with dogfighting gets thumbs up from me

 

[cubanb]

Anyone Biel topless scenes?

 

[acidviper]

See I would argue that the effect shot is the ring of gas that gets ignited and the ship says "goodbye".

"Halo"?

 

[Matlock]

DO IT!

Spoiler

Jamie Foxx flies his plane into a mountain. No shit.

 

[DMczaf]

Spoiler

Jamie Foxx flies his plane into a mountain. No shit.

...

:lol And they are supposed to be the 3 best pilots in the world according to the trailer?

*flies into mountain*

 

[ToyMachine228]

I'm still waiting for that shot of Biel's ass in that bikini :lol