Alien Earth Open Spoiler Thread

It was better than the other episodes but that's not difficult.

Overall, still poor.

Why does everyone keep acting childish? At the start they had two people on a table with facehuggers on them and the docs were acting stupid. The alien is also dumb and slow.

The reason this was a better episode is because it felt more like an Alien movie, focused on one specific story, had no kids and the sets looked decent. But it was still full of dumb decisions and weird writing choices.
 
1) People in serious jobs in very serious situations talking like immature teenagers. And they didn't even have the excuse of being kids in android bodies this time.

2) The science officer is retarded or dangerously incompetent. Either way how did she get what you can only assume is one of the highest priority posts that The Company has when she's this careless in the lab?

3) There's zero tension. There's an alien and a saboteur stalking the ship plus people keep randomly dying yet the crew seems to be utterly ignorant of the threats they face.

4) The alien is retarded. Again. It's not fast and it cant fight properly. Yet once it reaches earth its a hell-on-wheels murder machine killing groups of marines in seconds?

5) And once again they show an acid burn going through 3 thick metal deck plates but in the 3rd episode (or the 2nd, whichever one where the girl beheaded the alien with a butter knife) it could only get through the brothers jacket and was stalled out by his fucking shirt.

It's written by absolute bell-ends. However this was still the best ep so far. But thats like ranking the smell of different turds. This one was less putrid.

Back to idiot town next week, they wont have the nostromo sets to distract from the shit writing.
 
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Why was the Eyeball trying to warn the scientist? Did Eyeball like her, but want to kill everyone else?
It was distracting her while the tick was escaping the jar.

Kinda like eyeball TBH. Should be the headline star instead of the alien. I've said before that I think this was written as an original sci-fi show but disney wouldnt fund it without a recognizable IP attached. So they crow-barred the alien in to get the greenlight.

It should be called The Space Adventures of Enis the Eyeball.
 
Realistically, if those containers weren't secured properly, there wouldn't just be 1 small red light to warn you, there would be other visual clues (blinking light, computer screens with warnings) and audio cues too
Not just that but, like, lady, there is an escaped alien creature in your sandwich, and our response is, uh, whoops, let's just pop it back in its vivarium then! There's no protocol, no incident procedure, no nothing, for a xenomorph breaking containment? Naaaah, ten second rule, innit. Just shrug and move on.

This is another example of the show writing itself into unnecessary corners. The crew is moronic and the containment procedures so woefully inadequate, I suspect, because if the opposite were the case it would be more difficult to devise a way for the xenos to escape. Except it wouldn't (you're in space where there's plenty of debris to punch holes through your ship, oh and there is a saboteur aboard) so what are we looking at here? What's the excuse for why the characters are written like this? Laziness? Lack of diligence? Why, in modern TV and cinema, is it so often the case that everyone brings their A-game except the writers? That seems awfully unfair on everyone else involved in the production. Not embarrassed? I'd be embarrassed.

"They're all dead." Good! I shouldn't feel like that. The crew should be competent, make all the right decisions, making me invested, and be wiped out anyway, underlining the extreme nature of the threat. But no just have the chief engineer standing around in a corridor sipping a drink when the ship is on a collision course with a planet and in dire need of repair. No rush. Something has broken out of a cryo-bed? Let's saunter down and take a squiz, oh look something's burst out of him aah well what are you gonna do? A big ol alien behind me? I'll just out-run it then we can all watch it do a funny little shuffle walk like it is in a musical or something.

I'm going to miss this nonsense when it is over.
 
I really enjoyed episode 4 for taking its time exploring not just the alien specimens but also many other themes.

I liked the corresponding episode of the official podcast for giving the actor who portrays Morrow lots of time explaining the hows and whys of how he approaches his cyborg character - of being only part human, and how he thinks he fits in the world.


so what the hell is the little octopus eyeball supposed to be doing exactly? it takes over the host via it's brain cord to the eyeball and then what?

It's merely a parasite, that's all. Many parasites in the real world do nothing but exist on or within its host and leach off of it. Not many take control of their host. This happens to be the latter kind, and an intelligent one to boot.
 
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He was kind of correct !

Wiki:

"The English word derives from the French word saboter, meaning to "bungle, botch, wreck or sabotage"; it was originally used to refer to labour disputes, in which workers wearing wooden shoes called sabots interrupted production through different means"
You don't need wiki to know this......just be a NEEEERRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm starting to think that Yeutani can only convince ABSOLUTE MORONS to take on their dumb shit 65 year suicide missions. Who would POSSIBLY agree to leave their young wife or kids to do this job? How much is a 1/4 share?

It would have been one thing if these were ALL "space oil refinery workers" having to deal with orders to collect rando aliens and bring them back, then I could see why the novel concepts of masks, PPE, clean environments, careful records, securing areas, not sleeping near nude with her tits half out in a clear glass coffin when you KNOW some defective android is perving on you, maybe, I dunno, sealing off the 99.99% of that massive ass ship that no human should ever need to go to, etc would seem beyond them.

But they apparently just have worlds WORST scientists, doctors, engineers, and co-pilots. Though IIRC cyborg guy did say they lost crew getting those things, so maybe all the smart ones died on the planet. Though they don't seem to have a surplus of cryo pods, so I'm assuming they have been taking shifts with two alternating crew, maybe 3 shifts, ever since they left the planet, which means apprentice engineer must have been about 6 months old when he was recruited for this mission.

Fucking hell, who writes this shit?

It looks so good too, so you just KNOW there are entire teams of set design, costuming, special effects, and cinematographers that gotta stand around doing their best as they see this brain dead moron display unfold in front of them. I bet even the damned catering crew were poking holes in these scripts over bagels and vegan bacon wraps.
 
Why, in modern TV and cinema, is it so often the case that everyone brings their A-game except the writers?
So true. The sets, sounds, and visuals look awesome. The acting is pretty good in some cases. Writing & dialogue is treated like an afterthought. The spazzy nerd guy talking flippantly about dead fellow crew members and sex like he's a teenage boy had the opening lines to the episode, and it set just about the opposite tone I was looking for.

For an alien breaking containment, I should say. Xenomorph is just the classic Geiger one, right? I'm a perpetual Neo Member despite having been on here for roughly 200 years so I don't get to edit my posts. 🎻
Editing might be tied to the number of messages posted. Like being able to post an original thread was something around 50 or 100 messages before I was able to.
 
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