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Steer vs. two pitbulls.

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If he went for it he might've had a chance.

But mostly I wanted a picture of a bull with a pit hanging from his nuts.
 
Isn't it obvious who the victor was going to be? Pitbulls are tough, but against a steer with nuts those size? Its over.
 
so a friend of mine translated it. Apparently this was after the Hurricane, a Photojournalist came across this after bypassing the national guard after the evacuation. Then they shot the dogs. Who is they? I dunno...he translated what he could.


The story isnt as funny now. I guess the dogs became wild and were just hungry.
 
It says:

"September the 15, Phoenix, Alabama. Two pitbulls left without an owner after the Huricane were looking for food.

Their victim was a steer, who too was presumably lost, most likely being seperated from his herd.

The dogs were not phased by the photographer, who was also in the presence of a National Guards passing by, ensuring safety for relief victims.

End of story - the dogs were shot."

I'm pretty sure that's an accurate translation. I did it myself. Seems like the National Guards put the dogs down because they had gone out of control.
 
this is one of the best pictures i've ever seen
000sdeeh
 
AlphaSnake said:
It says:

"September the 15, Phoenix, Alabama. Two pitbulls left without an owner after the Huricane were looking for food.

Their victim was a steer, who too was presumably lost, most likely being seperated from his herd.

The dogs were not phased by the photographer, who was also in the presence of a National Guards passing by, ensuring safety for relief victims.

End of story - the dogs were shot."

I'm pretty sure that's an accurate translation. I did it myself. Seems like the National Guards put the dogs down because they had gone out of control.

Well, that's fucking depressing.
 
Looks like the steer put up a fight, but the National Guard had enough of the dogs and put them down. But judging by the shots of the dogs in the air...the steer had control of the situation.
 
The pictures of the pit bulls in the air are the pit's jumping at the steer, not the steer throwing them. How the fuck can a steer throw things without using its mouth ? Pit bulls can jump really fucking high, they are most likely going for its neck.
 
Az987 said:
The pictures of the pit bulls in the air are the pit's jumping at the steer, not the steer throwing them. How the fuck can a steer throw things without using its mouth ? Pit bulls can jump really fucking high, they are most likely going for its neck.

I guess you've never been to a rodeo.

Pits don't jump with their legs straight out and bodies twisted in awkward directions.
 
Fuck a pitbull.

I actually got chased by one of those fukks last week.

A. Some asshole of an owner didn't have him on a leash.

B. Had some flimsy ass old gate that he easily hopped.

You've never seen 270 pounds fly like that. If my hands weren't full I'd have tried to crack it's skull with something.
 
Az987 said:
The pictures of the pit bulls in the air are the pit's jumping at the steer, not the steer throwing them. How the fuck can a steer throw things without using its mouth ? Pit bulls can jump really fucking high, they are most likely going for its neck.


000sdeeh


are you insane? A pitbull cannot jump THIS high, unless its from krypton.
 
Odoul said:
You've never seen 270 pounds fly like that. If my hands weren't full I'd have tried to crack it's skull with something.

Assuming one does catch you, don't bother with that. I've seen people trying to crack their skulls as they grabbed another dog. Anatomically it doesn't work that well. If you don't have something that could puncture them around the neck, I'm not sure what you would do except hope for the best.
 
The pictures of the pit bulls in the air are the pit's jumping at the steer, not the steer throwing them. How the fuck can a steer throw things without using its mouth ? Pit bulls can jump really fucking high, they are most likely going for its neck.

000seatt


I see.....So this dog was actually doing a backflip with a half twist onto the steers back?


000sdeeh


its gotta be the shoes.
 
000sdeeh


:lol :lol If I hadn't of gotten the explanation and had only seen this pic, I'd swear that damn dog was photoshopped in there. It's just fucking floating like 6 feel off the ground!
 
Okay, I saw the flying pitbull in the gaming forum and it seemed hilarious then but now knowing the story behind as well as the succeeding pictures this is depressing as hell. :(
 
HomerSimpson-Man said:
Okay, I saw the flying pitbull in the gaming forum and it seemed hilarious then but now knowing the story behind as well as the succeeding pictures this is depressing as hell. :(

Yeah, it is sobering; that cow doesn't look like it's been living a charmed life, either. Most fields around there must be coated in storm debris and flood mud.
 
I remember seeing this video of a bull on the loose in some retarded town that still has bull fighting, where the bull was so pissed that it rammed its horns into a car and lifted up the rear end of it.

I think I saw that video the same day I decided to stop slapping my dad's cows in the face
 
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