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I figured it might be good to have a topic where fans of metal can bemoan the ranking of certain albums, the same way other genre fans can do so on Pitchfork/music blog review threads. It also has a pretty good op-ed from the writer, something Stereogum's been pretty good at for a little while now.
Here's the actual list:
40 Meshuggah The Violent Sleep Of Reason (Nuclear Blast)
39 Jassa Lights In The Howling Wilderness (Fallen Empire)
38 Gojira Magma (Roadrunner)
37 Batushka Litourgiya (Witching Hour Productions)
36 Sorcery Garden Of Bones (Xtreem Music)
35 Darkthrone Arctic Thunder (Peaceville)
34 Altarage Nihl (Iron Bonehead)
33 Worm Ouroboros What Graceless Dawn (Profound Lore)
32 UXO UXO (Reptilian)
31 Kvelertak Nattesferd (Roadrunner)
30 Tardigrada Emotionale Ödnis (Fallen Empire)
29 Internal Suffering Cyclonic Void Of Power (Unique Leader)
28 Violet Cold Magic Night (Tridroid)
27 Dawnbringer XX (Ektro)
26 Jute Gyte Perdurance (Self-Released)
25 Sumerlands Sumerlands (Relapse)
24 Palace Of Worms The Ladder (Broken Limbs)
23 Wode Wode (Broken Limbs)
22 Aureole Aurora Borealis (Fallen Empire)
21 Furia Księżyc Milczy Luty (Pagan)
20 Vektor Terminal Redux (Earache)
19 Aluk Todolo Voix (The Ajna Offensive)
18 High Spirits Motivator (High Roller)
17 Martyrdöd List (Southern Lord)
16 Hammers Of Misfortune Dead Revolution (Metal Blade)
15 Plebeian Grandstand False Highs, True Lows (Throatruiner)
14 Alcest Kodama (Prophecy Productions)
13 MURG Gudatall (Nordvis)
12 Spiritus Mortis The Year Is One (Svart)
11 Oranssi Pazuzu Värähtelijä (Svart)
10 Mesarthim .- -​.​.​. .​.​. . -. -​.​-​. . (Self-Released)
9 Virus Memento Collider (Karisma)
8 Harakiri For The Sky III: Trauma (Art Of Propaganda)
7 Astronoid Air (Blood Music)
6 Gorguts Pleiades Dust (Season Of Mist)
5 Mare Cognitum Luminiferous Aether (I, Voidhanger)
4 Wormed Krighsu (Season Of Mist)
3 Blood Incantation Starspawn (Dark Descent)
2 Cobalt Slow Forever (Profound Lore)
1 Inter Arma Paradise Gallows (Relapse)
Lets just put this out there: Metal had a pretty bad 2016. Maybe this is specific to my country, America, which also had a pretty bad 2016. Maybe Im projecting a little bit. Maybe you live someplace where everything is going great, and maybe where you live, metal is going great, too. If thats the case, Im jealous, I cant lie. But I also cant lie about how things appear from my vantage. And right now, where Im at, things look kinda bleak.
Theres the big, blaring, obvious stuff, of course, the stuff we want to ignore: the fact that metal topographically bears an uncomfortable resemblance to a certain kleptocratic Manchurian Candidate president-elect of questionable integrity. Its often boorish, vulgar, sexist, suspicious of outsiders, possibly illiterate, and white as a sheet. Theres also the fact that a fair-sized number of metal fans tend to fall into one of two fundamentally oppositional but equally repugnant demographics: (1) shitkicking separatists who like to listen to loud music while they lift, and (2) soft-ass woke bros who would nonetheless prefer to keep politics removed from a form of entertainment they see as a role-playing respite from their desk jobs.
He has this rumination on Metallica's most recent album:Heres an example of what I mean: This past summer, metal-friendly music editors Ben Ratliff and Brandon Stosuy moved on from their respective posts at The New York Times and Pitchfork, leaving behind fairly immense voids of metal coverage that would be difficult to fill even if those publications made the genre a top priority. Metal has thrived over the past decade precisely because its had such benefactors: fierce champions with identifiable voices and far-reaching forums. The effects of their absence will be unquantifiable, but in the short term, at least, undeniable.
Metallica were bringing the fire, but why? To my ears, Hardwired was the sound of four multi-millionaires trying to gin up a convincing simulation of rage for the sake of sounding vital in their final stretch, and it felt immediately irrelevant in a country that was suddenly ablaze with actual rage. Whether Hardwired was dealing in pretend-anger or genuine vitriol pandering to the exact people whose own misdirected anger had left us in this place, it seemed immediately antiquated and frankly a bit cynical.
I tried to find some meaning in the vague lyrics projecting undirected angst, but I couldnt shake the sense I was searching for something that just wasnt there. And you know what? I was right. This was clarified for me by none other than James Hetfield himself, via quotes like this one, which I stumbled upon after a good week or so of parsing Hardwired for substantive commentary:
"We stay away from politics [and] from religion. That just seems to polarize people even more. We all have our own beliefs, but at the end of the day, were trying to connect with people, and it seems like political views dont do that as much as music does."
And then there was this one from Lars Ulrich:
"I swear to you, I talk to James Hetfield about most things on this planet, but I dont think Ive ever willfully had a political conversation with him. Weve spent 35 years together, and obviously weve been in the same room when the conversation went toward politics, but James and I sitting down in a room and discussing our particular views on something like affordable health care? Never happened.
Heres another one from Lars, same interview:"
"If you break down what Metallica does in its simplest form, its write or at least try to write fucking great rock songs. Once you go beyond that and into more specific social or political relevance, I get uncomfortable."
Regarding Hetfields assertion: trying to connect with people? Thats bullshit, man. Metallica have never cared about connecting with people. Metallicas last album was fucking Lulu. Also, Metallica at their most relevant were a pretty political band! Justice opens up with a song called Blackened whose lyrics warn against the dangers of climate change! Maybe environmental concerns hadnt been so politicized in 1988 as they are in 2016, but its grotesque to think that Metallica today are more concerned with trying to connect with people than using their platform to speak out on issues that were already urgent three decades ago.
Lars quotes irritate me even more. You seriously mean to tell me that two men in their 50s whove known each other since they were teenagers whove made art together their entire adult lives, whove amassed vast fortunes and seen every inch of this Earth as a result of their arts impossible success just avoid talking about politics? What in Gods name do they talk about then? Are all their conversations focused solely on how to write fucking great rock songs that say absolutely nothing?
How miserable must Kirk Hammett be right now? My man is so clearly repulsed by Donald Trump and freaked-the-fuck-out for the state of the world that hes being crushed by his own conscience. But Metallica are so goddamn scared of offending anyone that he can only say shit like this:
"We want everyone to be in this together, experiencing the music together. We see politics as a completely different thing Thats why Ive chosen my words carefully, that I not Metallica, but I will take it upon myself to get involved, if there is something I see that is seriously wrong, and I really feel that its my job to say something, and to call out people who need to be called out if anything happens that Im not OK with, Im going to be super vocal about it for the first time in my life."
Here's the actual list:
40 Meshuggah The Violent Sleep Of Reason (Nuclear Blast)
39 Jassa Lights In The Howling Wilderness (Fallen Empire)
38 Gojira Magma (Roadrunner)
37 Batushka Litourgiya (Witching Hour Productions)
36 Sorcery Garden Of Bones (Xtreem Music)
35 Darkthrone Arctic Thunder (Peaceville)
34 Altarage Nihl (Iron Bonehead)
33 Worm Ouroboros What Graceless Dawn (Profound Lore)
32 UXO UXO (Reptilian)
31 Kvelertak Nattesferd (Roadrunner)
30 Tardigrada Emotionale Ödnis (Fallen Empire)
29 Internal Suffering Cyclonic Void Of Power (Unique Leader)
28 Violet Cold Magic Night (Tridroid)
27 Dawnbringer XX (Ektro)
26 Jute Gyte Perdurance (Self-Released)
25 Sumerlands Sumerlands (Relapse)
24 Palace Of Worms The Ladder (Broken Limbs)
23 Wode Wode (Broken Limbs)
22 Aureole Aurora Borealis (Fallen Empire)
21 Furia Księżyc Milczy Luty (Pagan)
20 Vektor Terminal Redux (Earache)
19 Aluk Todolo Voix (The Ajna Offensive)
18 High Spirits Motivator (High Roller)
17 Martyrdöd List (Southern Lord)
16 Hammers Of Misfortune Dead Revolution (Metal Blade)
15 Plebeian Grandstand False Highs, True Lows (Throatruiner)
14 Alcest Kodama (Prophecy Productions)
13 MURG Gudatall (Nordvis)
12 Spiritus Mortis The Year Is One (Svart)
11 Oranssi Pazuzu Värähtelijä (Svart)
10 Mesarthim .- -​.​.​. .​.​. . -. -​.​-​. . (Self-Released)
9 Virus Memento Collider (Karisma)
8 Harakiri For The Sky III: Trauma (Art Of Propaganda)
7 Astronoid Air (Blood Music)
6 Gorguts Pleiades Dust (Season Of Mist)
5 Mare Cognitum Luminiferous Aether (I, Voidhanger)
4 Wormed Krighsu (Season Of Mist)
3 Blood Incantation Starspawn (Dark Descent)
2 Cobalt Slow Forever (Profound Lore)
1 Inter Arma Paradise Gallows (Relapse)