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[keraj37]

I will start

Knock, Knock
-Who is there?
-your rabbi!
-Go away we don't need pedophiles here!
-Okay I go now.
-Bye.

And now goes you.

 

[Nymphae]

I too created a jokes thread

Did you hear the one about...?

My dad and I were bemoaning the fact that people don't really tell jokes in public conversation anymore. You share memes, but when was the last time someone told you a real knee-slapper? Gimme your best, I don't care if it's a bit from a stand up comic, a filthy limerick, or a shameful pun...

www.neogaf.com

 

[off duty ninja]

Ok, I'm here...

Now what?

 

[KormaChameleon]

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

Spoiler

Because you'll get jurasskick

 

[keraj37]

I too created a jokes thread

Did you hear the one about...?

My dad and I were bemoaning the fact that people don't really tell jokes in public conversation anymore. You share memes, but when was the last time someone told you a real knee-slapper? Gimme your best, I don't care if it's a bit from a stand up comic, a filthy limerick, or a shameful pun...

www.neogaf.com

Oh, but your is about smart jokes mine about stupid.

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

Spoiler

Because you'll get jurasskick

LMAO, really good one

 

[Master Of Illusion]

How many cancer patients/rape victims/trans people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

12.

1 to screw in the lightbulb and 11 to stand around it and cheer "So brave, so brave".

 

[triplestation]

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side lmao ):

 

[TrainedRage]

"You want to hear another joke Murray"?

Knock knock
who's there
It's the police mam, your son was killed by a drunk driver