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[kumanoki]

- Cigar and pipe smoking in restaurants. Cigarettes I can handle. That's like white noise. But when some Wilford Brimley-looking asshole lights up his Smokey Forest@ Maple & Walnut blend while I'm eating, I tend to get a bit pissy. Non-smoking sections in restaurants are as effective as non-peeing sections in pools. These nasty bastards like to kick an entire porta-potty into thje deep end.

-Walking side-by-side in crowded areas. Who the fvck do you think you guys are? The Monkees? Learn to walk single file, at least until you fat bastards get to the Baskin&Robbins. Jeez.

-Easing up to 'anticipate' the green light, or trying to 'catch' the yellow. Now that sh!t's just dangerous. Do one or the other, not both. You dangerous fvcking drivers should get together and decide which days are going to be your green days and which will be your red days.

 

[Gibbo]

Wait..since when were was there a non peeing section in pools?

 

[kumanoki]

Wait..since when were was there a non peeing section in pools?

Exactly.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I fucking hate when during a class (usually a test, where you can't say anything), the jerkass behind you starts shakin his desk because his foot starts to do some stupid jerking thing, in turn causing your desk to rock along also. Jesus, I hate that

 

[Dujour]

When people talk openly about things that should stay candid.

People that are always miserable. You try and cheer them up and they make you miserable as well. Hell.

People that don't hold onto anything on the subway and don't feel the need to apologize when they bump into you. And then have the nerve to get an attitude when you "accidentally" step on their foot. Oh, that reminds me...

People that read their newspapers with both arms stretched out as though it were a giant road map. Really, I don't like being a negative person, but damn.

People that like to hate on something new you get. Haters.

People that are sick and try and spread their misery to other people.

Fanbois that love system. No, not the ones that can't afford multiple ones. I'm talking about the ones that hate other systems and are just really blind/loyal to one console.

Kids that are well off and act thuggish. The world's become 8-Mile.

I can't stand how tolerant I've become of these things. I hold too much of this aggression in. When I was younger, I didn't and I was happy, but as we grow up we're told to be passive. Man. Pulling my hair out.

Kids that have A.D.D. I know it's kind of messed up, but really, the ones I encounter probably don't, they're just really dense and annoying.

Zombies that only eat brains.

People who are inconsiderate of lines and take their sweet ass time.

People who don't tip.

Disgusting animals (people) that don't have manners.

People who believe stereotypes don't exist.

Abusive mother fuckers that recognize they have a problem but do nothing about it.

Idiots that use the internet as a way letting their inner cock-head out.

Greater idiots that egg them on.

 

[alejob]

-Walking side-by-side in crowded areas. Who the fvck do you think you guys are? The Monkees? Learn to walk single file, at least until you fat bastards get to the Baskin&Robbins. Jeez.

Oh yes, this gets to me too. Specially when they force you to move or squeeze by them. Old ladies think they own the middle of the sidewalk too.

Yea, basicaly all inconsiderate assholes out there.

 

[kumanoki]

-Asking those annoying questions we all hate to be asked. "So, when are you going to get yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend?" "So, when are you getting married?" "So, when are you two going to have kids?" "So, when's the baby due?"

 

[Prince of Space]

Old people in general. Jesus Christ, just die already.

California drivers. Quit talking on your cell phones and pay attention to the goddamn road.

People who don't speak English, but expect me to know Spanish. Really now...

"Gangsta kids." Kids, living in a nice house in the surburbs doesn't qualify as "street thug."

More as they develop...

 

[alejob]

So, when are you retiring? When are you dying?


The freaking know it all's that can't shut the hell up and keep saying and asking shit to the profesors.

 

[hooded pitohui]

when my roommate...

...slurps his ramen as loudly as possible.

...brings his boyfriend back to spend the night and they proceed to snuggle and kiss on the bottom bunk for hours while I try to get to sleep.

...turns on the heat while I'm on the top bunk, resulting in me getting blasted by heat and eventually getting down to turn it off so I can fall asleep.

...starts talking to no one in particular about anime.

...talks loudly in his sleep and makes those mouth smacking sounds.

...opens his mouth.

 

[Firest0rm]

Chew gum properly, dont chew with your mouth open and this goes for eating too. Aslo stop making popping noises with the gum.

Assholes in class that think that by trying to ruin your presentation with stupid irrelevant questions just in order to feed their arrogance. Sadly in one of my courses it seems a group of them have decided to tranfer into the same tutorial i'm in and form together for the extreme arrogance crew. Man, everyone hates bastards like them.

 

[Lemurnator]

My cousin has a baby whom she breast feeds in public during family gatherings. Such as right before or after Thanksgiving dinner, with company there, as well as a good number of family members.

Just pops her boob right out and lets the baby have at.

It wouldn't bother me so much if she did it and it were just us women with or without her husband, but she does it while everyone is in the same room. Including my 12 year old brother. You can tell how uncomfortable it makes everyone, especially him, with your eyes closed.

If I had a baby and I wanted to breast feed I wouldn't do it in front of a bunch of god damn people. It seems like it would be a more special moment between mother and child rather than casual dinner time for the infant.

>_>

My father is a very stoic, cold person. Which is odd because he strikes up lifeless random conversation with nearly everyone he comes into contact with. About stupid shit. While in Media Play there was a display for a brand of battery. A cardboard display with the energizer bunny, with a motor inside that cased another piece of cardboard to constantly move his drumstick up and down. My dad being the person he is noticed there weren't any wires so he inquired as to what brand of battery was in the display, as well as the display in general. You could tell the clerk was uncomfortable. I would be too. It's a battery display, I don't work the god damn thing. I don't want to talk to people about it.

When my guy friends. Not boyfriends. Just guys who I talk to every so often. Jokingly grab my boobs, or do weird shit like drop coins and icecubes down my shirt. Some of the stuff they say to me makes me really uncomfortable and makes me want to punch them in the nards.

People who don't shower.

People who don't brush their teeth.

People who don't flush the toilet.

Religious people.

People who are very easy to offend.

 

[Bob White]

People who just LOOK at me.

What the fuck is so goddamned special about me?! Why the fuck do women AND men always look me in my motherfucking face?! People will go OUT OF THEIR WAY to fucking keep looking me in the damn face. Shit! If I'm the ugliest/greatest looking person they've ever seen and they'd tell me, I'd be all for it. But nooooooooo. People just stare! Never giving a fucking reason.

And get this! When I look at them, THEY get all weird and shit. Thinking I'm trying to pick a fight (men) or trying to get their numbers (women).

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Old people in general. Jesus Christ, just die already.

:lol

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

Zombies that only eat brains.

BZZZZZT WRONG!

 

[Firest0rm]

People who just LOOK at me.

What the fuck is so goddamned special about me?! Why the fuck do women AND men always look me in my motherfucking face?! People will go OUT OF THEIR WAY to fucking keep looking me in the damn face. Shit! If I'm the ugliest/greatest looking person they've ever seen and they'd tell me, I'd be all for it. But nooooooooo. People just stare! Never giving a fucking reason.

And get this! When I look at them, THEY get all weird and shit. Thinking I'm trying to pick a fight (men) or trying to get their numbers (women).

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Maybe it has something to do with the way your face looks like when you stare at them. You wouldn't by any chance look like this:

 

[karasu]

When people clap at television programs. That irks the hell out of me.

When people constantly complain about the same thing over and over again. No matter when or where it comes up, they can't wait to tell you the same blasted thing they told you the last time.

Fight commentary from anyone other than actual fighters. That really gets under my skin. Watching a million different competitions doesn't make you either skilled or knowledgable.

 

[kumanoki]

-People who don't share. Look, I understand if you don't have much of whatever it is, or if the item in question is new or something. That's cool. It's when you invite me over to your place to check out a new game you just got and won't even let me touch a controller. Fvck. You. Asshole. Don't hold your new toy over my head just to see if I'll jump. That is downright petty sh!t.

 

[Loki]

People who drive 10-15 mph in a 20 or 30 mph zone for no apparent reason (e.g., no red light or stop sign ahead, no car in front of them, no distractions on the side of the road that they're staring at, no wet-road conditions etc.). PULL THE HELL OVER, PLEASE.


And a more specific subset of these losers: people who window-shop while driving down an avenue, thereby slowing down to 5-10 mph for at least several blocks while they check out the stores from their car. I've driven behind these idiots NUMEROUS times on the way to work, since my place of employment was in a busy shopping area. You can actually see the driver and the person in the passenger seat (both invariably women ) gawking and pointing at the store displays, not paying any attention to the road, nor to the fact that they are going, oh, 20 mph below the speed limit with GOBS of traffic behind them consisting of people who ACTUALLY NEED TO BE SOMEWHERE and don't have time for window-shopping nonsense.


In both of the above cases, if I see no legitimate reason why people are driving that far below the speed limit (if I can see any sort of reason for it, I don't mind), and if they refuse to speed up after I give a couple of gentle toots on my horn, I usually just floor it and go around them if there's no oncoming traffic. Yes, I'm an asshole like that.


I wouldn't call myself an aggressive driver, but I will not tolerate bullshit like this on the road.

 

[Dan]

-People who don't turn their phones off in movie theaters.

-People who don't turn their phones off in movie theaters after they go off once (swear to fucking god, the guy behind me during Sideways had his fucking phone go off THREE times and acted like it wasn't his fault).

-People who routinely pull out their phones in movie theaters to see if they got any messages, or to check the time. The only thing that should be providing light in the room is the screen and exit signs, not your fucking cell phone screen.

-People who think that talking quietly on a phone in a movie theater is somehow okay. I can still hear you and I can still see the fucking glow of your phone. Shut up or leave.

 

[Tarazet]

People who drive 10-15 mph in a 20 or 30 mph zone for no apparent reason (e.g., no red light or stop sign ahead, no car in front of them, no distractions on the side of the road that they're staring at, no wet-road conditions etc.). PULL THE HELL OVER, PLEASE.


And a more specific subset of these losers: people who window-shop while driving down an avenue, thereby slowing down to 5-10 mph for at least several blocks while they check out the stores from their car. I've driven behind these idiots NUMEROUS times on the way to work, since my place of employment was in a busy shopping area. You can actually see the driver and the person in the passenger seat (both invariably women ) gawking and pointing at the store displays, not paying any attention to the road, nor to the fact that they are going, oh, 20 mph below the speed limit with GOBS of traffic behind them consisting of people who ACTUALLY NEED TO BE SOMEWHERE and don't have time for window-shopping nonsense.


In both of the above cases, if I see no legitimate reason why people are driving that far below the speed limit (if I can see any sort of reason for it, I don't mind), and if they refuse to speed up after I give a couple of gentle toots on my horn, I usually just floor it and go around them if there's no oncoming traffic. Yes, I'm an asshole like that.


I wouldn't call myself an aggressive driver, but I will not tolerate bullshit like this on the road.

See, now I never see Californian drivers do this. What I do see (from the light-rail):

- reading the paper while driving
- singing along while driving
- makeup application
- chowing down on KFC
- lane-changes without checking the next lane
- steering with knees

 

[Loki]

-People who don't turn their phones off in movie theaters.

-People who don't turn their phones off in movie theaters after they go off once (swear to fucking god, the guy behind me during Sideways had his fucking phone go off THREE times and acted like it wasn't his fault).

-People who routinely pull out their phones in movie theaters to see if they got any messages, or to check the time. The only thing that should be providing light in the room is the screen and exit signs, not your fucking cell phone screen.

-People who think that talking quietly on a phone in a movie theater is somehow okay. I can still hear you and I can still see the fucking glow of your phone. Shut up or leave.

Ha, so true.

 

[Loki]

See, now I never see Californian drivers do this. What I do see (from the light-rail):

- reading the paper while driving
- singing along while driving
- makeup application
- chowing down on KFC
- lane-changes without checking the next lane
- steering with knees

Yes, but here in NY you get all that PLUS the aforementioned idiots. Clearly, we have the upper (lower? ) hand.

 

[Bob White]

Hell. I just remember this one time at the movies. These two couples (OVER FUCKING 30!) kept going on and on about shit like pipe cleaners and other sink cleaning shit DURING the movie (matrix reloaded).

I WENT OFF! I told those old motherfuckers to shut the fuck up or get the fuck out. And get this, the fuckers TALKED BACK to me! So, I had to quickly show those fucks that I really would start some shit so I turned around and starting shouting. They shut up after that.

After the movie ended and the lights came on they got up saying shit like "Geez, learn to chill out" and "We were just talking."

?!?!?!?!?!

THE HELL?! I hate shit like that. They thought I was the bad guy! Fucking old motherfuckers!

I HATE THIS TOPIC FOR MAKING REMEMBER SHIT THAT STILL MAKES ME MAD!

 

[Loki]

Hell. I just remember this one time at the movies. These two couples (OVER FUCKING 30!) kept going on and on about shit like pipe cleaners and other sink cleaning shit DURING the movie (matrix reloaded).

I WENT OFF! I told those old motherfuckers to shut the fuck up or get the fuck out. And get this, the fuckers TALKED BACK to me! So, I had to quickly show those fucks that I really would start some shit so I turned around and starting shouting. They shut up after that.

After the movie ended and the lights came on they got up saying shit like "Geez, learn to chill out" and "We were just talking."

?!?!?!?!?!

THE HELL?! I hate shit like that. They thought I was the bad guy! Fucking old motherfuckers!

I HATE THIS TOPIC FOR MAKING REMEMBER SHIT THAT STILL MAKES ME MAD!

The funniest part of this story is how he keeps calling people over 30 ("over 30 years old!!) "old".

I can understand your anger, but there were likely-- nay, definitely-- more tactful ways to handle the situation.

 

[beerbelly]

People who needs to make a big deal out of the smallest thing.
People who are waiting in line and making those impatient smacking noises with their tongue (I don't know how to explain this). This is contagious and gets EVERYONE in the line moody. STOP THAT SHIT.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

People who make threads entitled: "Stupid shit people do that piss you off "

MAN I HATE thos people. :lol

j/k

Seriously, I don't like it when people chew loudly. Or swallow loudly, like they're eating an orange or something, and they chew and swallow all loud and sh1t. That pisses me off. I also don't like it when people ask me questions about computers all of the freakin time, and expect me to fix their PC just because they know I can do it. That reallllly angers me. I also don't like people that snitch all the time about stupid sh1t. STFUB.

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Poeple who cut in lines. DIE bitches!!!!!!!!

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Poeple who cut in lines. DIE bitches!!!!!!!!

:lol I'm guilty of this.

 

[Bob White]

People who are waiting in line and making those impatient smacking noises with their tongue (I don't know how to explain this).

Sucking their teeth?

 

[Fresh Prince]

-People who breathe abnormally loudly
-People who tailgate- expect you to go faster when you're already over the speed limit
-The people who try and ambush you when they are giving out catolagues OR asking for charity donations
-People who talk loudly on trains- since they speak a language no one else on the carriage knows OR feel that what they discuss is of some importance to the popuation in general OR just plain ignorant
-My cousin who refers to '90's music as 'old'
-The way you can't escape Top 40 music since every damn shop owner is playing it

 

[Burger]

I also don't like it when people ask me questions about computers all of the freakin time, and expect me to fix their PC just because they know I can do it. That reallllly angers me.

Oh god yes.

OK I know about computers. I am not going to go out of my way to help you out just like every other motherfucker and get nothing back. Go fuckyourselves.

When people just go into my room and start using my PC as soon as I get off it without asking. Uhhh, that shit aint yours dick. Worse are people who will come into your room while you are sleeping to use your PC. Respect, get some.

When people send a 5kb jpeg of their logo and expect it to scale up. People who send me bitmaps for vector output. What are you thinking ?!?! People who ask me to match a pantone colour on a CMYK printer.

 

[bjork]

- People who drive slow in the rain.

- People that wait until an order is fully totaled before filling out a check.

- People saying things without thinking that hurt your feelings, then play it off like it's no big deal.

- Being ignored by certain people.

- People who are late to everything.

- People who say they understand, when they really don't.

- People who will take and take, but never give, or make it seem like a chore when they do.

- People in general, for the most part.

 

[Drozmight]

People in lines who insist on standing uncomfortably close to you.

 

[Burger]

People in lines who insist on standing uncomfortably close to you.

Yeah.

Close talkers really piss me off. I mean, back the fuck up!

 

[Brannon]

-Asking those annoying questions we all hate to be asked. "So, when are you going to get yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend?" "So, when are you getting married?" "So, when are you two going to have kids?" "So, when's the baby due?"

Damn I get this almost every week. I'm not even looking for a relationship right now but they still ask. Maybe it's becoming a running joke thingy.

Also, I hate when people ask me about so-and-so's NJP hearing.

I will never tell.

Ever.

I get picked as an NJP witness constantly BECAUSE I never say anything to anybody about it. It's always me and some other random person picked for NJP witnessing, and if the word gets out about who did what, they'll know who spilled the beans.

 

[mrmyth]

People who make everyone else wait in line at the soda fountain while they wait for the fizz to drop down so they can squeeze two more fucking sips into their 32 oz cups. Move the fuck on, fatty!

Motherfuckers who pull out in front of you at the last possible second, or break their ass trying to get into your lane, only to drive like a 90 year old blind wombat on downers.

Motherfuckers who play porn on TV's in their cars while moving. Thanks for giving the other fucking ninnies in traffic something to spark their solitary brain cells and take their already feeble concentration off the road.

Worthless pieces of shit who always have 'just one question' about their home PC while I'm at work. Wanna know how to fix it? Get to a DOS prompt and type format C: Then get in a full tub of water and drop the plugged-in monitor in with you.

Envious users. Yes, that other user got an LCD panel. No, you didn't. Did ya notice that that user has about 18 inches of desk space? Compared to your office with two windows? And no, it won't matter how much you mention it to my boss, I'm the one with the key to the storage room.

People who use chat programs at work. Ya know, they do pay you to um.......work.

 

[bjork]

People who use chat programs at work. Ya know, they do pay you to um.......work.

- People who don't understand "product research." #ga is where I get a lot of product impressions from. :thumbs up:

 

[Bishman]

People who talk loud for no reason.

People who think acting ghetto is cool.

People who can't speak English correctly.

 

[soakrates]

-Asking those annoying questions we all hate to be asked. "So, when are you going to get yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend?" "So, when are you getting married?" "So, when are you two going to have kids?" "So, when's the baby due?"

Amen. I get bugged about this just about every time I visit my folks during the holidays, and I've often considered not going because of it.

Anyway, the type of person I hate is sometimes difficult to describe, but here's an anecdote:

A friend and I were at Fry's Electronics playing Soul Calibur 2 on some kiosk they had set up. For some reason, this mid-30s anime geek (who I'd seen before at a convention, more on that later) was doing some inventory shit that day and was watching us play. We finish a game and he looks at us and goes...

"So...you guys like Soul Edge 3? Yeah?"

Yeah. "Soul Edge 3". It was an obvious ploy to get us to correct him, at which point he would (no doubt very loudly) fill us in on the little known fact that SC2 was a descendent of Soul Edge on the PS1, as if either of us gave a shit. This is all too common amongst hardcore anime fans. For some reason, they feel that everyone needs to know what they know, so they go to Waldenbooks, for instance, and raise their voices just so everyone within earshot can hear how disgusted they are that some shitty manga wasn't printed right-to-left.

It's like me randomly going up to my co-worker and saying, "So whadda ya think of that new Dragonforce album? I thought it was kinda repetitive myself, but that Herman Li can shred, can't he? *snort* What do you MEAN 'who the hell are Dragonforce!?'"

 

[mrmyth]

- People who don't understand "product research." #ga is where I get a lot of product impressions from. :thumbs up:

People who don't know I've put keyloggers on their PC's and act surprised when their boss knows exactly what they've been chatting about all day. "You have no right to spy on me!," they proclaim. "Company property," replies HR. "You're fired," says Donald Trump.

 

[bjork]

People who don't know I've put keyloggers on their PC's and act surprised when their boss knows exactly what they've been chatting about all day. "You have no right to spy on me!," they proclaim. "Company property," replies HR. "You're fired," says Donald Trump.

People who go work for a place where they can't get away with it. =P

 

[pops619]

I hate people who think they're special because they drink and constantly brag about it. I love to get drunk every once-in-awhile too and everything but come on now. You're a college student, getting drunk is nothing special. Just about everyone does it.

Another college-related thing: when people constantly chatter throughout an entire class. It's hard enough for me to keep my attention up for over an hour. I don't need to hear you giggling the whole class. If you're not going to pay attention, go somewhere else and giggle.

 

[BuddyC]

When my guy friends. Not boyfriends. Just guys who I talk to every so often. Jokingly grab my boobs, or do weird shit like drop coins and icecubes down my shirt. Some of the stuff they say to me makes me really uncomfortable and makes me want to punch them in the nards.

You have some shitty guy friends.

 

[robochimp]

I once went to this anime/ toy shop asked if they had any Metal Gear Toys. The Clerk said "no,but we have some figures over there"


People that try to walk straight at my girlfriend and I walking side by side in a crowded mall. I always think to myself "goodluck with that one jerk"

 

[bjork]

I once went to this anime/ toy shop asked if they had any Metal Gear Toys. The Clerk said "no,but we have some figures over there"

You shop at my store?

 

[Chony]

-Bad drivers. You know who you are.
-Old people bug me.
-Girls giving mixed messages. Shut the fuck up and tell me straight bitch.
-Drinking too much alcohol, and pulling stupid shit... oh wait, thats me.
-People talking to me during lecture and I can't understand what they are saying, or the proffesor, or anything for that matter.
-People (my dad) who turns on the light during movies and decides he wants to do laundry and be all loud about it.
-People who won't tell me what I missed in lecture because "I should have been there"
-Fuckers
-People
-While working at McDonalds I get a lot of stupid shit like:
"Will that be for here or to go" they answer "Yes"
"I would like extra extra mayonaise and no lettuce" Stupid fat fucks
Too much more to mention, good thing I quit several years ago.
-People.
-Religion (I believe in God but most of these people think they are so high and mighty, but really they have no clue what they are talking about. Same things go for Athiests that don't know shit about the bible, koran, etc. and try to argue what is wrong with it)
-People eating cereal has to be the most disgusting thing ever, especially when I am eating. Find somewhere far away to eat.
-Dinosaurs who decided to die off. I could really use them right now to eat some people.
-Living next to a graveyard where a loud siren goes off at 3:33 am where I am thinking it is the apocalypse and zombies are here to get me but really it's just a test.
-Thugs, G's, Players, Punks, Goths, etc. Wow you are original like everyone else, loser.
-Teachers/Proffesors who can't answer your questions.
-Time
-Money
-Everything else that I didn't mention.
-The person who designed the keyboard so all the most accessed keys are the farthest away. Good job numnuts.

 

[robochimp]

You shop at my store?

Not after the horrible humilliation I suffered. How could I have bee so stupid to call them toys. I relive that moment everyday of my life

 

[Particle Physicist]

When my guy friends. Not boyfriends. Just guys who I talk to every so often. Jokingly grab my boobs, or do weird shit like drop coins and icecubes down my shirt. Some of the stuff they say to me makes.

um...

 

[Chony]

When my guy friends. Not boyfriends. Just guys who I talk to every so often. Jokingly grab my boobs, or do weird shit like drop coins and icecubes down my shirt. Some of the stuff they say to me makes me really uncomfortable and makes me want to punch them in the nards.

Smack those fucking assholes upside the head.

 

[DJ Sl4m]

People who talk loud as fuck on cell phones in public need to be bitch slapped. End of story!