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[DJ Sl4m]

Smack those fucking assholes upside the head.

yea, but punch them in the 'nards' too ;p

 

[kumanoki]

-people who cannot answer a simple question with a straight fvcking answer.
"You wanna come over and play some GT3?"
"Mmmmaybe. I'll call you laterrrrrrr."

"Where do you want to eat for dinner?"
"Meh. I dunno."
"How about Italian?"
"I don't want Italian."
AARGH!
Fvckerz.


-Guys in bars. Period. I"m a guy right, but I'm also a married guy. I am not trying to cock-block you. I swear. Do not get defensive and call me 'shithead' under your breath for sitting down at the bar. All I want is a gawddamed drink.

-Oh yeah. COCK-BLOCKERS. That sh!t is just low. You do not do that to another guy. Period. I got cock-blocked in tenth grade by my fvcking gym teacher. He gave me that hey-there-guy-pal-friend-amigo-buddy!!!!!!!!!!! Bet-you-wish-you-could-get-her-attention-doncha? wink. Fvcking. Asshole.

 

[Saki]

-The person who designed the keyboard so all the most accessed keys are the farthest away. Good job numnuts.

Get a dvorak keyboard then
They did that so ribbon typewriters wouldn't get jammed

 

[Kabuki Waq]

-Superficial bitches AKA MTV generation...the bling bling type

-Ppl who talk Ghetto on purpose and dont even try to correct themselves

-guys and gals who fuck anything that walks without a condom and then complain about getting pregnant. Except for Buddy Christ cause he hosted the Paris hilton video for us.

-Girls who get picked up at clubs and then wonder why they only meet assholes.

-MMORPG retards who refuse to admit they have aproblem when they play 15 hours a day and sleep the rest of the time

- Lonely ugly women who decide to become feminist and argue with everyone just to feel important, also chicks who claim they want to be treated equally and yet also want me to hold the door for them and pay for dinner. FUCK YOU BITCH GO MAKE ME A
SANDWICH!

-Parents who like to compare each others kids. example "Isnt he too young to get married? my son is 27 and still isnt married" THATS CAUSE YOUR SON IS A FUCKING LOSER WOMAN!

-24 year olds who arent allowed to cross the street without their parents permission

-Whoever Cancelled Angel and Firefly

-Stoners who think they are being cool

-Prostitots(Skanky 13yr old girls)

-People who refuse to play hockey in winter because it is just "too cold".... pussies!

-People who judge others by the colour of their skin or their accent

-Black people.

 

[Chrono]

- Lonely ugly women who decide to become feminist and argue with everyone just to feel important, also chicks who claim they want to be treated equally and yet also want me to hold the door for them and pay for dinner. FUCK YOU BITCH GO MAKE ME A
SANDWICH!

I just want an excuse to post this.

 

[RonaldoSan]

Electing idiots to run your country.

 

[hooded pitohui]

also: people who think they're clever for spelling work as "w*rk."

yuppies

japanophiles

yuppie japanophiles

 

[Koshiro]

-Asking those annoying questions we all hate to be asked. "So, when are you going to get yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend?"

Winner, no contest.

 

[Lucky Forward]

People who try to merge into the "EZ-Pass Only" lane at the toll plaza at the last second. All the other lanes take EZ-Pass too, so if you can't be bothered to get in the proper lane a mile before the plaza like I do, then just wait the extra 30 seconds in the regular lane.

People who strut and pace and TALK REALLY LOUD while on their cellphones in public. These are usually businessman types who have to let everyone know that "I'M MAKING AN IMPORTANT CALL HERE".

 

[Deg]

Non-smoking sections in restaurants are as effective as non-peeing sections in pools.

if you pee. The water changes colour to show the culprit. Its also embarassing. Thats if you go to a decent swimming pool where there are regulations etc.

 

[Deg]

Hell. I just remember this one time at the movies. These two couples (OVER FUCKING 30!) kept going on and on about shit like pipe cleaners and other sink cleaning shit DURING the movie (matrix reloaded).

I WENT OFF! I told those old motherfuckers to shut the fuck up or get the fuck out. And get this, the fuckers TALKED BACK to me! So, I had to quickly show those fucks that I really would start some shit so I turned around and starting shouting. They shut up after that.

After the movie ended and the lights came on they got up saying shit like "Geez, learn to chill out" and "We were just talking."

?!?!?!?!?!

THE HELL?! I hate shit like that. They thought I was the bad guy! Fucking old motherfuckers!

I HATE THIS TOPIC FOR MAKING REMEMBER SHIT THAT STILL MAKES ME MAD!

Can you blame them for talking during Reoladed? :lol

 

[EdLuva]

People who rush into an elevator before letting people in the elevator get out first.

Drivers who pass you just to slow down to make an immediate right turn.

 

[Che]

People who just can't fucking stop saying "Thank Jesus/God", "God bless you" and crap like that all the time. I either wanna punch them in the face, or tell them that I worship lord Satan just to piss them off.

Most cops.

Women who assume that just because you paid for them the first couple of dates you'll keep paying forever. I'M NOT YOUR PIMP BITCH!

 

[ElyrionX]

- Old people who have lost their mind. Goes on rambling and whining about stupid shit...

- Fat people. I'm really skinny myself so fat people totally turn me off. Especially girls....

- Goddamn groupie girls who hang out with the hottest chick in school, who think they're all hot and popular and act like they really are. Hello? EARTH TO MISS AVERAGE!! The guys are knowing you only because they want to fuck your best friend....

- Desperate girls. And believe me. There are PLENTY of them where I come from. Most of them are either ugly or just very average-looking. YOU CAN SEE THE DESPERATION IN THEIR EYES!

- Guys who gets offended easily by jokes targeting them. I mean, grow the fuck up already and have some sense of confidence in yourself. Guys are supposed to be cool about shit like that. We already have enough of such sensitive-feelings bullshit coming from the girls....

 

[pollo]

holy shit japanophiles.

ohhhh...japanophiles...

oh and esoteric conversations about anime, nothing pisses me off more than that shit. I. Hate. Anime.


:lol :lol Lemurs' breast feeding dilemna reminds me of Al Bundy when he complained about the breast feeding woman in public. Then as a result all these fat women lookin for shoes started to breast feed in front of his store :lol

That taught me never to complain about women breastfeeding. And to hate dikes.

 

[dem]

I hate when people say "Dad" or "Mom" instead of "My Dad" or "My Mom"... when talking to people outside of your immediate family anyway.

Like if a friend said "I went to lunch with Dad"
I hate that

 

[Tazznum1]

When they breath.

 

[Shig]

-When I am preparing to watch a DVD with someone, we both sit down and look to be ready, then as soon as I start it they get up to go to the bathroom or something.

-People tailgating when you're going the speed limit in one of the right lanes. Especially Big rigs.

-PEOPLE THAT LEAVE THEIR TURN SIGNALS ON FOR MILES. How do you not see the blinking light on your dash and hear the click click click-ing?

-When you're at an intersection, turning right into a street that doesn't have a stop sign (or has a green light), and the person that you're waiting for to pass the intersection ends up turning into your street with no signal. I could have turned if you'd have let me know, jerkwad.

-People who don't check their blind spot before merging, and then get mad at the OTHER person when they almost hit them.

-Fatties. I don't see how someone could let themselves get that way.

 

[D'ultimate]

I hate people that drive fucking slow in the fast lane. GET THE FUCK OVER!

People that drive at such a pace that they are holding up faster traffic, either on the highway or local streets. Don't you see the fucking long ass line behind your dumbass? DO SOMETHING!

I hate when people speed up only to pull up next to the next fucking car on a two lane street and camp there. Now everyone behind them is stuck in traffic pergutory.

WTF!?! Be considerate of other drivers!

-Movie theater talkers
-People that stand close to you in line. THE LINE IS NOT GOING TO MOVE FASTER. EASE BACK BITCH!
-People that are all over each other in public. Ok already. I wanna fuck her too. Get a damn room!

 

[Chrono]

Insecure assholes who hate the fact that others like something they don't and never let it go. Most are closet racist. They piss me off at first but then thinking how messed up they are I just brush them off.

 

[Strike East]

-Breaking up hill
-When you have to go to work and your buddies dont, and after you get off one of them just HAS TO tell you exactly how much fun they had getting stoned/drunk/playing a sport/videogame/watching a movie/or whatever else without you. And after all that you ask them "So.........im out of work now, what do you guys wanna do?" and everyone just has blank looks on their faces and offers up nothing

 

[gblues]

if you pee. The water changes colour to show the culprit. Its also embarassing. Thats if you go to a decent swimming pool where there are regulations etc.

That's an old urban legend. There is no "pee detector kit" that causes the water to change color. I mean, if it's a small pool you might notice a little yellow + blue = green action going on, but in any decent-sized pool that's properly chlorinated, nobody's going to know.

And for the whole mouth noises while waiting in line, I can't help be reminded of...

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. *sphsphspshsphsphsph*"

Nathan

 

[Loki]

People (of a reasonable age) who flagrantly piss in pools where others are swimming should be shot.


I'll never forget inviting a neighborhood friend of mine over in the pool one day when I was about 12 years old, and going underwater with the goggles on only to see him wiggling his unit around through his swimming drunks, peeing. I was traumatized. Needless to say, he was never invited back in my pool again, though I was at least gracious enough not to embarrass him in front of the other kids who were over that day.


Seriously...wtf? Did you guys grow up in back alleys and shit? :lol Hell, I hate it when people pee in public (guys used to be notorious for this at the park during ball games, because nobody wanted to walk home to take a leak lol-- they just used to go in the dirt behind a tree or something), but I can tolerate that more than peeing in a pool knowing full well that somebody else is going to end up getting hosed (literally and figuratively).

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

if you pee. The water changes colour to show the culprit. Its also embarassing. Thats if you go to a decent swimming pool where there are regulations etc.

http://www.snopes.com/science/poolpiss.htm

Claim: A special compound added to the water in swimming pools will reveal the presence of urine. Status: False.

 

[Teflar]

They always expect me to work. "Get a job. Stop being so lazy" Damn people.

And shoes! Always with the shoes... damnit its more comfortable bare foot! I know there's glass in the street that's why I built up caluses! Man. And does Funcoland get pissy when you try to go in there without shoes...

 

[Dujour]

They always expect me to work. "Get a job. Stop being so lazy" Damn people.

OMG, definetly. heh, that reminds me...

Guys that wear sandals outside.

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

OMG, definetly. heh, that reminds me...

Guys that wear sandals outside.

guys who wear sandals outside when it's 30 fucking degrees out.[i/] I saw a guy the other day wearing a skimpy jacket (with the collar up :lol ), a t-shirt, the tight jeans that are so popular right now and sandals. I asked him if being trendy was more important than being warm. He didn't have a reply, he was shivering too hard. :lol :lol

EDIT: by sandals, I mean that flip-flops fall under that as well.

 

[Teflar]

Bah, sandals rock.

People who wear socks with sandals, on the other hand, can go right on this list.

 

[Dujour]

No, not even. But samurai rock!

 

[shuri]

white people who say stuff like "so this white kid was talking to me", "white boy", like they are black or something. Just shut the fuck up Eminem. White people who act like black people = noooo

People who feel the need to comment and laugh too much during movies. I nearly got into a fight with 4 english guys when I went to see Scary Movie, not only was this movie terrible, but one of them kept laughing so hard, I spent the last half of the movie making plans to sneak in behind him and break his fucking neck. Same thing with the stereotypical LOUD BLACK COMMENTARY everything something happens.. "OH NAW NAWWW!!!" "AH MAN HE SHOWED THEM HOMIES!". I remember when I went to see The Ring, when we see the face of the first girl who gets killed some dude went OH MY GOD NIGGA YOU SAW THAT NIGGA HER FACE WAS ALL MELTED OFF THAT SOME CRAZY SHIT MAN! OH SHIT! OHHH SHITTT. Until one of his friend told him to stfu. He still did a few random outburts through the movie. I swear to god there's always a Will Smith clone at every presentation I go. I think he's stalking me

I also hate the gang of 20 teenagers who come and sit in the front row only to crack penis jokes and use laser pointers on the screen while eating loud. There's alway 2 teenage girls who freak out everytime there's a loud sound, and they always go "omgomgomg thats crazy!! *gigles*"

People who try to act leet at the mall. For fucks sake, this is a mall located around some of the poorest area of Montreal.

 

[Dan]

-People who don't obey "no turn on red" signs. I have to cross an always-busy intersection to get to campus every day, and every direction has a "no turn on red" but people fucking cruise on through all the time. I need to get across the road in the brief walking period given. I don't want to sit around guessing as to whether the next asshole driver is going to obey the law or not before I step into the street.

 

[Loki]

-People who don't obey "no turn on red" signs. I have to cross an always-busy intersection to get to campus every day, and every direction has a "no turn on red" but people fucking cruise on through all the time. I need to get across the road in the brief walking period given. I don't want to sit around guessing as to whether the next asshole driver is going to obey the law or not before I step into the street.

I obey them, but are you are talking about normal "right turn on red" situations or the red turn lights? Because here in NY, we have lights at normal intesections that feature red turn signals-- in other words, when this red turn light is on, you CANNOT make a turn, regardless of how clear the traffic is in the oncoming direction. Now, green turn lights (which give drivers a specified window of time during which to make their turn) I can understand, and they've eased congestion at many formerly busy intersections; red turn lights, however, are spawned from the very bowels of Satan, and until the day I die I will speak out against them in the clearest terms possible.


I mean, if there is NO traffic in the oncoming lanes, why can I not use my judgment as a driver to make the turn? It effectively treats people like imbeciles (which many drivers are, no doubt, which is why the lights were likely installed -- still, don't tar us all with the same brush ). This just feeds into my more general theory that the authorities use the roadway system with its various lights and stop signs to treat us like cattle-- we get herded from one "gate" (red light or stop sign) to the next; this is especially noticeable in Brooklyn, where YOU CANNOT go more than a block in any direction without encountering either a light or a four-way stop sign nowadays (oh no, a normal stop sign just wouldn't do-- they had to make sure that traffic in every direction comes to a grinding half). Combine all these things with roughly one million cars on the road at any time of the day between 7 AM and 10 PM and you have a recipe for massive gridlock...everywhere.


On a side note, I often remark to people that the number of cars on the street during midday is insane-- I mean, does anyone work anymore? :lol And it's not even women or older retirees on the road (which would be understandable)-- if you take a random sampling of the occupants of the cars on the road, about 60% of them are men of working age. Again, millions of cars. Midday. Wtf?

 

[Dan]

I obey them, but are you are talking about normal "right turn on red" situations or the red turn lights? Because here in NY, we have lights at normal intesections that feature red turn signals-- in other words, when this red turn light is on, you CANNOT make a turn, regardless of how clear the traffic is in the oncoming direction. Now, green turn lights (which give drivers a specified window of time during which to make their turn) I can understand, and they've eased congestion at many formerly busy intersections; red turn lights, however, are spawned from the very bowels of Satan, and until the day I die I will speak out against them in the clearest terms possible.

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. What the hell do green turn lights have to do with what I said?

Each entrance to the intersection has a sign next to the main light that reads "NO TURN ON RED". That means EVER. If that sign were not there, right turns would be legal after a stop. Now, sure, there are definitely times when the traffic clears and its a hassle but that's mostly early in the morning and late at night, and the intersection lies at the very corner of campus and a major road, and there are always pedestrians that need to cross.

Fact is, it's a problem enough that most drivers don't fully stop, or even look for pedestrians, when looking to make a normal right turn at a red light. Compound that with a giant sign saying that they should never ever be even thinking about turning right on a red, and well, I think I have a right to bitch about the people who aren't paying attention and just cruise through the turn while I have a walk sign and legal right of way to cross the fucking street. It's just dangerous and illegal, and it pisses me off. At most they'll have to wait an extra 30 seconds.

 

[beerbelly]

Some people just reminded me sometihng: GET THE FUCK HERE ON TIME IF WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET AT A CERTAIN TIME. NOT FUCKING 30 MIN LATER FUCK.

 

[beerbelly]

EITHER DON'T COME AND MAKE UP SO STUPID EXCUSE. JUST DONT BE LATE!!!!!!! ARGHHH

 

[MC Safety]

1) People who talk during the movies. You're not at home, idiot.
2) People who spit in public.
3) People who ask, "What are you looking at?" Chances are, I'm looking at the thing directly in front of my face. If you are directly in front of me, I am pretty sure I am looking at you.
4) People who think that looking at them is a direct offense.
5) People who want to fight because I have the gall to look in the direction my eyes are pointed.
5) Women who ask what I am thinking. I am not thinking anything, or I am thinking something so freakishly perverse you would run screaming if you knew what it was. Please don't ask me to invent something. And no, I am not thinking of you.
6) People who go see a movie on the day it comes out, then go to work and blab about it with callous disregard for anyone else.
7) Pedestrians who don't understand that when two people are walking toward one another, it's only polite that one person move a bit and the other person move a bit.
8) People who bring small, impressionable children to horror movies. You think a 6-year-old is ready for Exorcist: The Beheadening? You are the greatest parent alive.
9) People on the BART or MUNI who need to sit on the outside seat.
10) People who ride their bicycles on the sidewalks at excessive speed. No bike lane for you, Mr. Lance Armstrong!

Anyway.

 

[Loki]

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. What the hell do green turn lights have to do with what I said?

Each entrance to the intersection has a sign next to the main light that reads "NO TURN ON RED". That means EVER. If that sign were not there, right turns would be legal after a stop. Now, sure, there are definitely times when the traffic clears and its a hassle but that's mostly early in the morning and late at night, and the intersection lies at the very corner of campus and a major road, and there are always pedestrians that need to cross.

Fact is, it's a problem enough that most drivers don't fully stop, or even look for pedestrians, when looking to make a normal right turn at a red light. Compound that with a giant sign saying that they should never ever be even thinking about turning right on a red, and well, I think I have a right to bitch about the people who aren't paying attention and just cruise through the turn while I have a walk sign and legal right of way to cross the fucking street. It's just dangerous and illegal, and it pisses me off. At most they'll have to wait an extra 30 seconds.

:lol

Dude, why are you so angry with me?


First off, the only reason I asked is because right turns on red are NOT legal where I live except for specified locations (perhaps 4 intersections in all of Brooklyn that I've seen), so I was wondering whether you were talking about these "normal" turning on red situations or about the "red turn lights" (which tell you that YOU CANNOT TURN LEFT even if you have a green light to go straight and there is no oncoming traffic). This is why I mentioned the green turn lights, which make sense to me; the "red turn lights" do not.


I agree with the bolded paragraph, and from this it's clear that you're talking about "normal" turn on red situations (i.e., right turns), not the "red turn lights" I'm speaking of, which you likely have never seen (and which are ridiculous ).

 

[Bob White]

4) People who think that looking at them is a direct offense.

It is if you look for too long.

 

[Dan]

I'm not angry at you, I was just very, very confused by what you were talking about.

First off, the only reason I asked is because right turns on red are NOT legal where I live except for specified locations (perhaps 4 intersections in all of Brooklyn that I've seen), so I was wondering whether you were talking about these "normal" turning on red situations or about the "red turn lights" (which tell you that YOU CANNOT TURN LEFT even if you have a green light to go straight and there is no oncoming traffic). This is why I mentioned the green turn lights, which make sense to me; the "red turn lights" do not.

And I know of those lights. They're there to give pedestrians time to walk across the street (and probably in other situations where left turners might not have a good view of oncoming traffic or whatever). The intersection I'm speaking of has these too, although I've never heard them referred to as such. It's more like a seperate light for the left turn lane. Without those, pedestrians would be forced to look not just at possible right-turners from the oncoming lane, but also people making left turns from behind them, which is just unsafe. That's sorta what results at my intersection anyway though, as it's known that people come into those right turn lanes looking to the left for traffic, which means they're not looking at the pedestrians stepping off to walk.

Maybe that's more clear, for what we're both talking about.

 

[MC Safety]

It is if you look for too long.

I'm not talking about staring. But hey!

 

[cvxfreak]

- People who pass judgement on you because of your age. Jesus lord this irritates me. One of my teachers did this to me a few months back I was pretty irate about it.

- Smarmy assholes.

- Bitches who cut in line at the vending machine. I really need to slap someone who does that one of these days.

 

[geogaddi]

- People that move/tilt their heads while playing a 3D videogame, trying to look "around the corner" in the television screen or something.

- People (that have some other major) that try to teach me something about my major

- Girls that say "but whatever"

- Phone-rambling

- Celebrity gossip

 

[Jim Bowie]

People who slip random japanese words into sentences.

People (besides seven forgiven people) who say that my straight hair looks like some anime character. I'm not Cloud, damn you all.

People who give the "I don't care, sounds dumb" nod after they want to know what video game I'm playing. Including Katamari Damacy, SMT 3, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Amplitude...

Being called a "film snob" because I really like foreign films.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

-old people who ramble on with stories that they think are interesting, but really aren't
-homeless guys who push me into bushes
-girls who don't give head.

 

[moist]

People in my office building who insist on taking the elevator to the 2nd floor even though we have escalators in plain view about 5 feet away from the elevators. These people are so fucking lazy that they will wait a full 4 or 5 minutes for the elevator to come instead of walking an extra 5 feet to the escalator. I fucking work on the 6th floor and I take the stairs 1/2 the time asstards.


This is doubly true when I’m holding a shitload of equipment trying to get it too my office.

 

[MaverickX9]

People who talk loud as fuck on cell phones in public need to be bitch slapped. End of story!

It's the worst when you are on an elevator with such a person.

"I'M ON AN ELEVATOR, I CAN'T HEAR YOU AT ALL!!! I'M GONNA YELL INTO THE PHONE LIKE A JACKASS BECAUSE MAYBE IF I YELL LOUD ENOUGH YOU WILL HEAR ME DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM STANDING IN A FUCKING METAL BOX!!!!!"

 

[Coin Return]

-People who decide to poop in the stalls durring the 7th inning stretch. C'mon now.

-People calling inanimate objects "gay".

-Japanophiles.

-People who pronounce words in different languages in that languages accent. (while speaking english)

-Girls who are loud and obnoxious.

-Semi-friends who you haven't seen in a while that ramble on about bullshit, and you have to act like your interested.

-People who exaggerate the truth.

 

[Desperado]

girls that tell me they love me and then change their mind for no reason

 

[RevenantKioku]

-People who pronounce words in different languages in that languages accent. (while speaking english)

Haha. I do that. But having studied other languages, its hard not to.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

-Dinosaurs who decided to die off. I could really use them right now to eat some people.

True, true.

Snivelers: Kleenex, a multi-million dollar business; won't you contribute, you snot-juggling disease vectors?

Intellectual Bullies: This type of person is usually very gifted mentally, yet uses this as a bully pulpit in areas they know little about; in fact, that's the where they're worse. They'll sling alot of insults if you cross them, because being right on everything is the most important thing in the world for them.