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Stupid shit people do that piss you off
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How very creative.KiNeSiS said:Serafitia:
Kids that are well off and act thuggish. The world's become 8-Mile.
I call this 8 Mile Syndrome.
I hate people who stand in doorways, what are these sons of bitches THINKING?
-People who overuse the word 'gay'.
"Dude, that's so gay."
-People who can't understand that just because we're friends, it doesn't mean that I'll be friends with your other friends. I need some degree of separation.
-People who fart and won't own up to it.
-Rabbits. (If you smoke weed, you'll understand. If you don't, watch Half Baked and look for the part with Snoop Dogg.)
-(Japan only) Gaijin girls who are all pissed off that no one pays attention to them. Don't be jealous of the attention J-girls get, go out and look for a man instead of bemoaning your entire life. It's not my fault. Don't look at me like I'm an asshole just because I'm a guy.
"Dude, that's so gay."
-People who can't understand that just because we're friends, it doesn't mean that I'll be friends with your other friends. I need some degree of separation.
-People who fart and won't own up to it.
-Rabbits. (If you smoke weed, you'll understand. If you don't, watch Half Baked and look for the part with Snoop Dogg.)
-(Japan only) Gaijin girls who are all pissed off that no one pays attention to them. Don't be jealous of the attention J-girls get, go out and look for a man instead of bemoaning your entire life. It's not my fault. Don't look at me like I'm an asshole just because I'm a guy.
Matt_09 said:People who listen to music through one head phone whilst they talk to you.
Fuckin Bastards
Correlary: people who yell "WHAT??" when they can't hear you, but make no effort to either move within earshot or turn down whatever noise is preventing them from hearing you. The conversation typically goes like this:
Me: [from another room] Hey, do you know where--
Them: WHAT?
Me: [moving a little closer and talking directly in their direction] I said, do you know where--
Them: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Me: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CELL PHONE IS?
Them: You don't have to yell at me!
Me: [urge.. to.. kill.. rising...]
Nathan
Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
Fat bitches that think they're hot! Not so much!
Bitches who block their # when they call you cause they know you wont answer if you knew it was them.
Bitches who can't walk in heels
Bitches in chunky heels
Those little teenage sluts that go EVERYWHERE in gym shorts and a t-shirt
Almost forgot people who laugh at the scary bits during a movie!
Bitches who block their # when they call you cause they know you wont answer if you knew it was them.
Bitches who can't walk in heels
Bitches in chunky heels
Those little teenage sluts that go EVERYWHERE in gym shorts and a t-shirt
Almost forgot people who laugh at the scary bits during a movie!
firebricks3
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Girfriends that were nice and skinny when you met them, and months down the road gain lots of weight. WTF???
Girlfriends who expect certain things from you, but NEVER mention what they are, yet blame you for not knowing.
Girlfriends who expect certain things from you, but NEVER mention what they are, yet blame you for not knowing.
Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
firebricks3 said:Girfriends that were nice and skinny when you met them, and months down the road gain lots of weight. WTF???
No stuff then they say if you love me you love me for who i am not what i look like!
Not so much you weren't fat back when i met you! You just have to let those type girls go!
IAmtheFMan
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People who have the decked out mid-life-crisis sports car and take it 5 below the speed limit on the highway. That pisses me off.
Those teen punks at the movie theaters that haven't quite grasped the concept of sarcasm, but are willing to give it a go anyways. These are the ones that say the stupidest shit out loud, expecting to get a reaction but they don't because theyre 1) not funny, 2) doing it DURING the fucking movie, and 3) a teenage punk which invalidates them from any sort of societal perk.
Fat girls that wear skinny clothes. Nope. Just don't.
Fat people in general that are bitter and assholes, and talk down to me (when I worked retail anyways.) WTF. Don't be a jerk to me. You're fat.
Finally, those white guys that try to connect with me because they start dating an Asian girl, and feel that they are closer to the Asian community. Nuh uh. That's not how it works buddy.
Those teen punks at the movie theaters that haven't quite grasped the concept of sarcasm, but are willing to give it a go anyways. These are the ones that say the stupidest shit out loud, expecting to get a reaction but they don't because theyre 1) not funny, 2) doing it DURING the fucking movie, and 3) a teenage punk which invalidates them from any sort of societal perk.
Fat girls that wear skinny clothes. Nope. Just don't.
Fat people in general that are bitter and assholes, and talk down to me (when I worked retail anyways.) WTF. Don't be a jerk to me. You're fat.
Finally, those white guys that try to connect with me because they start dating an Asian girl, and feel that they are closer to the Asian community. Nuh uh. That's not how it works buddy.
one thing that pissed me off today, and maybe i'm the only one noticing this, but people who are all super "animal rights activist" are usually preppy girls who've had thier whole lives paid for by daddy, so they need to go out and find a "cause" to rally around, lest they seem vapid, so what better than cute little animals?
you know, it's a worthy cause and all, but it's obvious you're just using it so you won't look so goddamn shallow. you don't need a fucking huge sticker that says "ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST" plastered on your winshield of the car i know you didnt fucking buy.
- stupid management, nuff said
- people who are just looking for a reason to bitch at you. if i sit on the computer i'm "ignoring you" if i sit on the couch i'm "moping" if i play a video game i'm "wasting my time". WHAT THE FUCK
-fucking retards who don't realize the display PS2 at work is off BECAUSE ITS BROKEN. so they turn it on and wonder why they're getting a DISC READ ERROR. fucking morons.
you know, it's a worthy cause and all, but it's obvious you're just using it so you won't look so goddamn shallow. you don't need a fucking huge sticker that says "ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST" plastered on your winshield of the car i know you didnt fucking buy.
- stupid management, nuff said
- people who are just looking for a reason to bitch at you. if i sit on the computer i'm "ignoring you" if i sit on the couch i'm "moping" if i play a video game i'm "wasting my time". WHAT THE FUCK
-fucking retards who don't realize the display PS2 at work is off BECAUSE ITS BROKEN. so they turn it on and wonder why they're getting a DISC READ ERROR. fucking morons.
karasu said:Fight commentary from anyone other than actual fighters. That really gets under my skin. Watching a million different competitions doesn't make you either skilled or knowledgable.
Hmm, interesting one.
HAHA! How about when you're in a middle of a pr0n session and someone calls you and asks what you're doing?Disco Stu said:5) Women who ask what I am thinking. I am not thinking anything, or I am thinking something so freakishly perverse you would run screaming if you knew what it was. Please don't ask me to invent something. And no, I am not thinking of you.
People who eat your food!!!
People who stand in line at Macdonalds and have to ask what's on the burgers.
I'm like WTF it's Macdonalds, you know damn goood and well whats on each of the fucking burgers by now dumbass, order and stop being stupid. The whole world shouldn't have to stop and wait on people who can't think ahead.
I'm like WTF it's Macdonalds, you know damn goood and well whats on each of the fucking burgers by now dumbass, order and stop being stupid. The whole world shouldn't have to stop and wait on people who can't think ahead.
-People who interject 'mm-hmms' or 'yeahs' into conversations at a rate of three words per minute while nodding at you. They aren't listening to you, they're just waiting for their turn to talk.
"So yesterday (mm-hmm) I went out to the (mm-hmm) music shop (mm-hmm), you know, (yeah) the good one (yeah) out by the highway (mm-hmm)? They've got this sweet (yeah) looking bass guitar (mm-hmm) I'm thinking about buying."
"So yesterday (mm-hmm) I went out to the (mm-hmm) music shop (mm-hmm), you know, (yeah) the good one (yeah) out by the highway (mm-hmm)? They've got this sweet (yeah) looking bass guitar (mm-hmm) I'm thinking about buying."
"one thing that pissed me off today, and maybe i'm the only one noticing this, but people who are all super "animal rights activist" are usually preppy girls who've had thier whole lives paid for by daddy, so they need to go out and find a "cause" to rally around, lest they seem vapid, so what better than cute little animals?"
You know, some of these people are actually scarred by life, family and friends especially, and feeling alienated find an ally in the animal kingdom.
As for stupid stuff people do that irritates me.. how about when people punch holes in my generalizations by bringing up personal anectodes. Frikken know-it-all jerks.
You know, some of these people are actually scarred by life, family and friends especially, and feeling alienated find an ally in the animal kingdom.
As for stupid stuff people do that irritates me.. how about when people punch holes in my generalizations by bringing up personal anectodes. Frikken know-it-all jerks.
Pedigree Chum
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People who are arrogant: at least 50% of people.
People who don't watch where they're going and almost walk into me.
People who don't have tolerance for different races, religions and customs.
People who are constantly pricks (poking fun once in a while is fine with me, but when you're ALWAYS being a prick....it starts to get really stupid really fast)
People who have nothing intelligent to say.
Loud, annoying bitches.
People that say, "I'm Rick James, Bitch" other than Dave Chappelle
People that eat all my food and when I go to their place they don't even offer a glass of water.
People that borrow shit and never return it.
Girls always looking for a handout, even with they have shitloads on money in the bank.
People that don't pay others back.
And tons, tons more.
People who don't watch where they're going and almost walk into me.
People who don't have tolerance for different races, religions and customs.
People who are constantly pricks (poking fun once in a while is fine with me, but when you're ALWAYS being a prick....it starts to get really stupid really fast)
People who have nothing intelligent to say.
Loud, annoying bitches.
People that say, "I'm Rick James, Bitch" other than Dave Chappelle
People that eat all my food and when I go to their place they don't even offer a glass of water.
People that borrow shit and never return it.
Girls always looking for a handout, even with they have shitloads on money in the bank.
People that don't pay others back.
And tons, tons more.
Pedigree Chum said:People that don't pay others back.
That reminds me... I owe quite a few people money.
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