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[xKilltheMx]

it was a graveyard smash

This deserves to be made first post

OP situation is actually really disturbing honestly though. A 16 year old :x...
Im 26 and would feel weird about a 18 year old and this lady is 50 with a 17 year old? errrrgghh

 

[True Savior]

She's a grave-digger.

 

[crpav]

But why in cemetery?

Fetishes bro...

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Is she an archeologist?

Pls respond

 

[FluxWaveZ]

Like what?

Like in the cemetery.

 

[Talyn]

What purpose does showing a picture of her serve.

What purpose does showing a picture of any criminal serve?

 

[Angel_DvA]

 

[Alligatorjandro]

graveyardpun.gif

 

[Dunkley]

What purpose does showing a picture of her serve.

So potentially other affected minors (if there are any) could step forward and inform the police would it just so happen that this is a repeat offense committed by the culprit.

Like in the cemetery.

Tbh the most positive thing to take from this is the fact that they didn't also do it on somebody's grave or anything of the like, but I agree that the title is a bit misleading in the sense that they had sex in a car as opposed to actually in the cemetery.

 

[stump sock]

I would be pretty OK having sex in a cemetery.

Just want to make sure this isn't what people are grossed out about.

I just didn't want to be the first to say it.

better or worse then a pet cemetary?

 

[SoRuffShoNuff]

People sneaking to have sex in a cemetery is not uncommon at all. It's a pretty secluded place where you don't really have to worry about people catching you.

 

[Stormhammer]

now i ain't sayin' she a gravedigger, but she be messin with some bone niggas

 

[Shambala]

Her career is dead and buried 😒

 

[esmith08734]

She buried her career while she was there.

Damn, lol.

 

[rjinaz]

Knew him since middleschool and having sex since 16? Creepy. Wouldn't surprise me if it goes back even further than that and they (the kid and the teacher) are sticking with 16 to avoid an even harsher felony charge for the teacher.

The graveyard is the least creepiest thing about this story honestly. She's almost 50 and married.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

This must be grave news to her husband

 

[Rudimental]

Cemeteries seem quite popular lately. Just a couple of days ago there was a big fight in one in Russia.

 

[Shambala]

I guess he was killing the 🐱

Spoiler

dont ban me plz

 

[ryseing]

Cemeteries seem quite popular lately. Just a couple of days ago there was a big fight in one in Russia.

Before I moved out one of my favorite places to smoke was a cemetery. Can't beat the seclusion.

 

[Nightbird]

Wtf man also she's buttugly, wtf was that student thinking unless he was being blackmailed or something.

Probably just wanting to brag to his friends about boning a teacher. Happens more often than you think.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Before I moved out one of my favorite places to smoke was a cemetery. Can't beat the seclusion.

Yup. We'd burn and drink at the local one 3 blocks away from the house I grew up in..very chill spot.

 

[Tom Nook]

Teacher having sex with teen

What else is new....?

....in Cemetery.

........wut?

 

[backflip10019]

All this cemetery talk has me spooked.

 

[Grifter]

That setting would chill me to the bone.

 

[platocplx]

Ghastly.

At first i thought they meant like on peoples graves and stuff. then they said in his car. still despicable. but man it seemed even wilder.

 

[InfernoNR]

My hometown on GAF!

Me too!

...

 

[dity]

This is disgusting. As are some of the comments here.

 

[BigBeauford]

This sounds like something Frank and Artemis would do.

 

[pantsmith]

Hah, thats my neck of the woods.

Its a great cemetary, can't really blame them.

 

[studyguy]

I've seen enough early 90's horror flicks to know that if you fuck in a cemetery then some horrible monster is going to slice you in half just as it's getting good.

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

Yeah, this is really disgusting. and she isn't even attractive (she's actually pretty ugly). I think there are some very sinister motives going on here.

 

[What did he mean by this?]

it was a graveyard smash

This one wins.

 

[PillarEN]

"she was digging her own grave"

"she was one foot in the grave having sex with a minor"

"wow she even looks like a witch in that pic. spoopy"

 

[davidwhangchoi]

wow... the police disturbing the peace.

 

[Insane Metal]

press f to fuck

Seriously though, this is gross on so many levels.

The reference.... hahaha holy shit, thank you for the laugh.

 

[cwmartin]

All of you "she isn't even attractive" posters should be ashamed of yourselves smh

 

[brawly]

That's fucked up. Why would you hit that? Even with the teacher bonus that's a 3 at best.

 

[Jawbreaker]

From the cradle to the grave.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

Replies are on point in this thread.

 

[Vegetable Lasagna]

More like Sementery. Am I right or what?

Also, you guys are assholes taking shots at her looks. Think it should be mandatory these posters should have to post a photo of themselves.

 

[Pinko Marx]

Sex in a cementary? My type of woman.



Minus the underage sex and all.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Some of these replies are pretty tasteless and crass.

 

[Babyshams]

I find it odd how its all puns and jokes because its a female teacher and male student. If the genders were reversed people would be calling for the teachers head.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

This sounds like something Frank and Artemis would do.

LMAO very much so..

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Thread is shaping up to be a graveyard.

 

[uncelestial]

Sheesh. She couldn't have felt like she was doing a good thing at that moment.

 

[BronsonLee]

OF COURSE THIS WAS IN EASTON

 

[norm9]

If 16 is legal consent, then I'm fine with this.

 

[dity]

More like Sementery. Am I right or what?

Also, you guys are assholes taking shots at her looks. Think it should be mandatory these posters should have to post a photo of themselves.

It has nothing to do with her looks and everything to do with people thinking he was in control of the relationship. Like a 16-year-old took it upon himself to fuck her and keep it up for like a year.

No. She's disgusting, and people who make light of male statutory rape are disgusting too.

 

[aBarreras]

Teacher's Pet Cemetery.

underrated post!