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Suburbs + drunken fucking teenagers = bad times

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Pachinko

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Yeah so I've been home from japan for a week and I've managed to catch a cold and today I wake up to see that my crappy but functioning car has been vandalized.


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I say, is it really out of line to want to take a metal baseball bat and crush the fucking heads of whomever did this ? They wrecked my personal property for no reason and deserve something in retribution. Unfortunatly I don't know who did it and even if they get found by the cops its damage under 1000 dollars so minor or adult they'll get a slap on the wrist and probally do it again within a year.


:(

here is an image of what appears to have caused the broken window -
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man, teenagers should just get locked the fuck up for 3 years in military school until they grow a fucking brain.
 

Pachinko

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This is sherwood park pochacco. It's been terrible for random acts of voilence like this for a few years. The kids out here between the ages of 13 and 19 are all fuckwits with rich parents who have too much time on there hands and do to much booze and weed. Okay, so maybe not 100% of them are that bad but it is alarmingly high, you can't even enjoy a movie at the local theatre withough a couple hundred teenagers running around like idiots making stupid jokes while the movie is playing.
 
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Deleted member 1235

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Sorry dude.

But to be fair, I was pretty hammered.
 

chimpychi

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that sucks...someone smashed my driver side mirror which cost over 100 to fix...not that bad but it's an expense I shouldn't have ot make...some people shouldn't be allowed ot drink
 
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Mike Works said:
OH LOL I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Funniest man alive tag? Probably......

EDIT: If it makes you feel any better Pachinko, some little bastard once stole my scooter and I had the pleasure of catching him, (that is the cops did) but then I got to go to his "Family conference" with the youth workers etc. Sure, he got off with a slap on the wrist, but I got the pleasure of telling his family he was a worthless jerk who would never amount to anything, and I got to laugh while his shit life was laid bare. Moral of the story, punks usually get some pretty bad Karma.
 

Firest0rm

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That happened to my neighbours. Their cars were parked outside overnight while ours was parked in the garage. So ours was safe, bu theirs got their windows smashed.
 

Pachinko

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stressed out accountants.. "GRRRGH I HATE NUMBERS SOO MUCH ARRRGH *tosses objects at cars".... yeah idono about that.
 
Pachinko said:
I say, is it really out of line to want to take a metal baseball bat and crush the fucking heads of whomever did this ? They wrecked my personal property for no reason and deserve something in retribution. Unfortunatly I don't know who did it and even if they get found by the cops its damage under 1000 dollars so minor or adult they'll get a slap on the wrist and probally do it again within a year.

No, no it's not, I would want to do the same and would applud you for doing it, unfourtinatly like you said, you have no idea who did it and I really doubt you can prove WHO did it, though, you could try getting that bottle checked for fingerprints?

That blows dude...

~Black Deatha
 

Lil' Dice

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This is exactly why the US/Canada need a military draft, send the kids to Iraq for 12-18 months; then watch them come home with a newfound appreciation of their lifestyle....
 

Pochacco

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When I was a teenager (wtf? shit i'm getting old), some of my "friends" used to go around slashing tires on cars. I don't know why they thought that was cool - I didn't say anything because, you know, they had knives and everything - but I did stop hanging out with them.

Stupid teenagers.
 

Richiban

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To be fair, Sherwood Park is nothing compared to the hole that is St. Albert.

Sorry about your car, man.

There's not place for that crap.
 

Teddman

Member
That reminds me of the time somebody did a drive-by trashbag bombing on my Dad's Chevy Nova, back in 1985. Blew out the whole back windshield and exploded trash throughout the interior. They did a pretty good number on our car, yep. Never did catch the vandals...
 

Pachinko

Member
we should all get togethor and have an anti vandilism watch with aluminum baseball bats and loaded guns.

Sherwood park and St. Albert are practicaly clones of one another .. it's kind of eerie actually.

I'm kind of over the pissed off phase at the moment but I'm really hoping this doesn't dent the ole' bank account as much as I think it will. I have bills that I wanted to pay off etc. :(
 

miyuru

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WTF!

I was at my friend's house last night I think in Sherwood Park and some kids were totally plastered and stuff across the road. I swear, Sherwood Park is just kids with rich parents, it pisses me off so much.

This party was on Newport Drive, do you live closeby Pachinko? Maybe we can get some suspects........when'd it happen btw? Saturday night?
 

Pachinko

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It did happen on saturday night actually. In the wwee hours of early morning I suspect. and it's actually the battery that went through the window not the bottle just to clarify, the bottle was my own messy self. :p

The hole was originally on the left side only and the battery landed on the right seat so I'm thinking someone tossed it out of a moving vehicle. Thanks for the help anyway though.
 

Pachinko

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It's a point I've been trying to prove for a while now actually, I think edmonton and the surrounding capitol region is the most boring place on earth so most gamers flee to the internet. Sure there are likely more gaffers from new york or LA but they have 10 times as much population.

Think aboot eet.
 

GigaDrive

Banned
most people move TO the suburbs TO GET AWAY FROM SHIT LIKE THAT.

I'm sorry this happened man :(

those asshole drunkards
 

miyuru

Member
np.

If you really want, I can get the address of the house where all those kids were hammered. I mean, everyone's a suspect! ^_^
 

SickBoy

Member
Crappy. Happened to me about five years ago... I sold the car rather than repairing it and I think in the long run, it was a baaaad decision that cost me all sorts of money.

I too, would like to lay a beating on the individual(s) who did it to my car...

-SB
 

Lyte Edge

All I got for the Vernal Equinox was this stupid tag
That sucks, Pachinko but it could be worse:

Some assholes stole my mother's car right out of the parking lot at the high school she works at on friday. Cops actually FOUND the car, but we don't know if it got stripped or if it's actually intact. (1995 Honda Accord, so the parts are in demand) :\
 
If you any of you guys read OA, you'll know I'm from Edmonton(haven't been there that long though). In fact, now that I that I think about it, I've seen Miyuru numerous times at the U of A but never talked to him. Creepy huh?
 
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