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[Megafoo Chavez]

ahh, two of the greatest things in life that nobody can take away from us. Nothing is more comforting than the thought that no matter how bad it gets I can just kill myself. Or having the good ol ability of ..."fuck everyone, i got my hand."

so i was thinking which one would I give up if i had to give up...the luxury of being able to end my misery. or my ability to gratify myself at any given moment.

I think i'll keep suicide.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Suicide is for quitters!

 

[LakeEarth]

I'd pick suicide. Not because I wanna kill myself, but because I spend way too much time masturbating.

 

[Ryck]

God bless the internet........

 

[keeblerdrow]

Very heavily consider keeping suicide if this is the level of posting you're going to continue with.

 

[yoshifumi]

i'm sure i could find a way to get killed that wouldn't be considered suicide so i'll just keep masturbation thank you very much.

 

[MaddenNFL64]

It would take a whole lot for me to want to kill myself, so i'd drop that.

 

[Blackace]

ahh, two of the greatest things in life that nobody can take away from us. Nothing is more comforting than the thought that no matter how bad it gets I can just kill myself. Or having the good ol ability of ..."fuck everyone, i got my hand."

so i was thinking which one would I give up if i had to give up...the luxury of being able to end my misery. or my ability to gratify myself at any given moment.

I think i'll keep suicide.

wrong... people on death row can't kill themselves but they can still rubatug

 

[aoi tsuki]

Every masturbation session involves a little death, so i'll keep masturbation.

 

[wandering goat]

I choose masturbation. I'd like to think that if things ever get bad enough for me to consider suicide, then I'd just drop everything, forget about having a secure life, and live life the way I want no matter what happens.

 

[aoi tsuki]

I choose masturbation. I'd like to think that if things ever get bad enough for me to consider suicide, then I'd just drop everything, forget about having a secure life, and live life the way I want no matter what happens.

Either that or just jack off until you die. Best of both worlds!

 

[MaddenNFL64]

^^ lol!

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Suicide, then I could take as much heroin as I want as long as I say I am taking this much to commit suicide...

 

[Blackace]

Either that or just jack off until you die. Best of both worlds!

come and go at the same time...

 

[FortNinety]

Lack of masturbation is the reason that the dinosaurs died. Hence why church doesn't even want to acknowledge their existence.

 

[tedtropy]

Lack of masturbation is the reason that the dinosaurs died. Hence why church doesn't even want to acknowledge their existence.

Why do you think the T-Rex was such a pissed-off asshole of a dinosaur? His arms were too short and he couldn't get his jerk on. One can hardly blame him.

 

[MrAngryFace]

tedtropy: have I mentioned how great your avatar is?

 

[tedtropy]

tedtropy: have I mentioned how great your avatar is?

Possibly, but my suggestion would be to remind everyone you come in contact with of its greatness.

 

[Ill Saint]

I believe suicide is a legitimate way out, if you really believe that life is not what it should be. But that said, I'll stick with tuggin'.