Super Mario 3d All Stars coming this September 18th Until March 31st

Laughing at the ridiculous pricing on these ports isn't shitposting. I was right. They are selling this at full price! And Super Mario 3D World as well! Yikes.

This pricing is worth mocking.
people who complain about prices are worth mocking

like lol do you need your parents to give you more allowance money?

sorry dude if $60 is breaking your back then you shouldn't be wasting money on videogames.
 
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Shoddy ports and emulation, specially the Super Mario 64 one, having the source code is inadmissible that they release that piece of junk I was expecting a full remaster, or at least one competent port, it doesn't even have 16:9 support.

Jut look what the community has done with SM64 and what a multimillion corporate hasn't been able to do..

Anyway super excited for Super Mario Sunshine I will just wait for the inevitable 60fps hack since Nintendo didn't even bothered....
 
This really should have Galaxy 2 as well. It's just a lazy re-release, why the fuck is Galaxy 2 not in it? And limited availability? Fucking shameful. Still have my Wii and Gamecube, so I don't need these.
 
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Shoddy ports and emulation, specially the Super Mario 64 one, having the source code is inadmissible that they release that piece of junk I was expecting a full remaster, or at least one competent port, it doesn't even have 16:9 support.

Jut look what the community has done with SM64 and what a multimillion corporate hasn't been able to do..

Anyway super excited for Super Mario Sunshine I will just wait for the inevitable 60fps hack since Nintendo didn't even bothered....

To be fair, they are trying to celebrate 35 years of Super Mario. Keeping the game a bit blocky keeps it nostalgic. They also had blocky SM64 in Odyssey.

Well at least it comes 1 day after many of us strike out trying to get a 3080.
 
I don't think they've done anything to the textures, but the filtering is different than the N64's (very distinctive) filtering.
I remember Mario's mustache being blurry and pixelated for example. In the trailer it looked very clear, and the brickwork looked better to my memory.
 
Exactly where Nintendo wants you!



Ah, so they've definitely improved at least some of the textures.

Edit: calm down J jaysius . We can tell you're upset.

You're the one that can't handle a reaction, I didn't even reply to you directly at that point.

The "improved some textures" comment is hilarious, because it's one tiny texture on his hat, it's the minimal you can do.
 
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people who complain about prices are worth mocking

like lol do you need your parents to give you more allowance money?

sorry dude if $60 is breaking your back then you shouldn't be wasting money on videogames.
I'd imagine a high percentage of those playing these titles for the first time are kids, and they're being ripped off.

And is that how you critique pricing? Whether or not I can afford it is one thing, but that doesn't make these prices reasonable at all. Like, I could afford a $10 stick of bubblegum, but there is no way I would justify that pricing. Your response is childish and poorly thought out, Phonepunk.
 
people who complain about prices are worth mocking

like lol do you need your parents to give you more allowance money?

sorry dude if $60 is breaking your back then you shouldn't be wasting money on videogames.

TFW you're old, have a job, pay taxes and have enough fuck you money to spend on overpriced Nintendo ports at any time without batting an eye
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people who complain about prices are worth mocking

like lol do you need your parents to give you more allowance money?

sorry dude if $60 is breaking your back then you shouldn't be wasting money on videogames.
Some people are too poor to have an opinion?
 
I have finished it twice, last was maybe 6-7 years ago. It is good fun, colorful and original. In my opinion it has more personality than, say, 3D World.

It was a fun game. It didn't feel as epic as Mario 64 to me at the time. My biggest complaint was the camera. I'm sure that as people play it, that complaint will arise again since it likely hasn't been touched.
 
will definitely get the physical release of this.

not really upset at the lack of them "upgrading" Mario 64. if they did that this board would be full of people complaining that they used the wrong HD textures and shit.

besides you can't improve on perfection.
 
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My kid really wants to play all three of these. Too bad Galaxy 2 isn't in here (like, WTF!?), but this is still a big win for my kid.

So are these emulation or some kind of rewrite on the switch? And 1080p I'm guessing?
 
Didn't take long for the cultists to defend it either.

10-20 year old games with no framerate bump or graphical enhancements (besides resolution) at full price.

Keep buying sychophants.

Hey if that's not enough for you to buy it then don't. No skin off my nuts. I'm adding it to my birthday wish list but I guess I'm a cultist for liking Mario games ah durrr.
 
I'll say I'd rather they had included Galaxy 2 than Sunshine.



At least they did something to the older games.

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From that Mario 64 screenshot alone it looks like they are darkening the brightness by at least 20% like they have been doing for all VC games since Wii U.
 
Jesus, what a fucking let down, no remasters, probably full of the same bugs.

At least Galaxy will have a normal control scheme this time, I fucking hated the inaccurate "punch wiggle" bullshit it was so out of place for a Mario game.

They didn't even FIX/CHANGE the awful fucking "wiggle to make Mario punch" feature in Galaxy, in fact if you have a Switch Lite and want to play the game, you'll need to BUY JOY CONS! ROFL!

Nintendo will never learn, because it'll make big money from this "My shift is over in 2 minutes, but I'll charge you full price for a quick hand job that probably won't make you cum" attempt they've made here.

EDIT: THIS THING IS FULL PRICE!!! ROFL Die in a fire Nintendo... no Seriously fuck yourselves. $80 CND for THIS!

Hilarious post. You nailed it sir!
 
Finally! These couple of weeks ahead can't go by fast enough.

Also, I think SMG2 will come. There's just something funny about the widescreen banner split in 4, with SMG having a round edge like being a part of something else bigger.
It will either be on-game unlockable or a potentially free update.
 
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Where is the second image from? It looks like it has higher resolution assets. Look at the eyes, buttons and moustache. The camera icon also looks higher res. This is not how it looks in the Wii VC, though i'm not sure how it looks in WiiU. This looks like a custom HD texture mod. Or is it the All Stars version?
 
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Where is the second image from? The second image looks like it has higher resolution assets. Look at the eyes, buttons and moustache. The camera icon also looks higher res. This is not how it looks in the WiiVC, though i'm not sure how it looks in WiiU. This looks like a custom HD texture mod. Or is it the All Stars version?

It's the all stars version
 
It's amazing gamers buying the same game twice
Just think about the people who bought Super Mario Bros on NES, Mario All Stars on SNES, Mario Deluxe on GBC, NES Classics Super Mario Brothers on GBA, Super Mario Bros on Wii VC, Mario 25th Anniversary Collection on Wii, Super Mario Bros on 3DS, and Super Mario Brothers on Wii U, then paid a monthly subscription to get access to Super Mario Brothers.
 
My question is, what kind of enhancements any of these games will get? Resolution bumps? Frame rate fixes? Will Sunshine finally run at 60FPS? Or will these be straight up ports running at 25-27 FPS like before?
 
It's the all stars version
Well, that's good. At least it seems they improved something in Mario 64.

My question is, what kind of enhancements any of these games will get? Resolution bumps? Frame rate fixes? Will Sunshine finally run at 60FPS? Or will these be straight up ports running at 25-27 FPS like before?
From the twiter pic it seems like Mario 64 is getting high-res 2D assets and (some) textures. Not sure about the other games.
 
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Why would they only sell it until March...I wish 64 would have been a remake or at least include Galaxy 2, this feels like the minimum effort.

If you wait to buy it the price is only gonna go up since its gonna end production so soon, guess I gotta get it at full price.
 
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