cheer up neitittio
at least your whyfoo is in
ftfy
cheer up neitittio
at least your whyfoo is in
how the hell do lucina's shoes even work when there's no laces and large chunks of the sides have been cut out
how the hell do lucina's shoes even work when there's no laces and large chunks of the sides have been cut out
Speaking of archiving, are we gonna do a Record of Dojo War style summary thread after it's all said and done?
Megaman has no character. This is my problem with half these third party characters, Nintendo's stuff generally has an understated likeability, even something as ****ing simple as Falco or Kibry is portrayed in such a way that they're welcome additions. Megaman...he's just a robot with a dumb face. Why would I enjoy seeing him? Look at him:
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He looks retarded.
why would you wear such impractical boots anyway
how the hell do lucina's shoes even work when there's no laces and large chunks of the sides have been cut out
how the hell do lucina's shoes even work when there's no laces and large chunks of the sides have been cut out
You just gotta believe, man. Have faith.
Speaking of archiving, are we gonna do a Record of Dojo War style summary thread after it's all said and done?
They're actually prosthetic legs
I'd like to imagine all these threads are being archived off site somewhere, and thousands of years in the future, some advanced civilization will find the raw data without having any of the links to what we're actually looking at. I can see the documentary now:
"It seems the people of this planet had a nightly ritual where they would pray for a sign from their God. Some days the message would bring disappointment, but on others, jubilation. There also seemed to be regular, two day periods in the cycle where the God would not appear. On these days, the people would descend into chaotic and deeply disturbing dark rituals. If we are to make any guesses from these writings, it would appear that they were waiting their God to deliver them a purple winged, dragon-like Messiah. The amount of text we found on this subject was astounding. Sadly, this Messiah would never appear."
There's probably some sort of clasp inside the shoe that the toe of the boot loops through and keeps in place. Either that, or the shoe and boot are in fact one and the same and they're attached at the sole. I'm curious if we'll be able to get to the bottom of this by pausing the game and zooming in at a downward angle on Lucina's foot. Or perhaps Sakurai will clarify in a Pic of the Day, or take a few minutes to explain it in a PowerPoint presentation during the next Direct. I also wouldn't put it past them to dedicate an Iwata Asks to the subject (if those ever come back).
There's probably some sort of clasp inside the shoe that the toe of the boot loops through and keeps in place. Either that, or the shoe and boot are in fact one and the same and they're attached at the sole. I'm curious if we'll be able to get to the bottom of this by pausing the game and zooming in at a downward angle on Lucina's foot. Or perhaps Sakurai will clarify in a Pic of the Day, or take a few minutes to explain it in a PowerPoint presentation during the next Direct. I also wouldn't put it past them to dedicate an Iwata Asks to the subject (if those ever come back).
They're actually prosthetic legs
....I need to set aside some time one day to read through this.
And yeah, totally.
Still not clear how the boots/shoes work. :-\
"Anthony sighed as he muttered to himself"
Holy shit, I'm getting dumber playing Other M. It's really putting me in Samus's shoes.
Now he pulls out a trident for his down taunt! And he makes a vortex around him in his up B!Let's be real, Sakurai won't let Tecmo one-up him with Ganondorf.
It's probably why he hasn't been revealed yet. He''s one of the characters with the most changes.
Pretty please.
./Judgement
Do it,now
"Anthony sighed as he muttered to himself"
Holy shit, I'm getting dumber playing Other M. It's really putting me in Samus's shoes.
This is brilliant, we need a general GAF version too.
I'm just trying to 100% every Metroid game, and Other M was next on the list. It was either finish Other M last or Super Metroid last, and there's no way I'm not saving Super for last.SKIP THE CUTSCENES. Otherwise, it's an OK game!
I'd like to imagine all these threads are being archived off site somewhere, and thousands of years in the future, some advanced civilization will find the raw data without having any of the links to what we're actually looking at. I can see the documentary now:
"It seems the people of this planet had a nightly ritual where they would pray for a sign from their God. Some days the message would bring disappointment, but on others, jubilation. There also seemed to be regular, two day periods in the cycle where the God would not appear. On these days, the people would descend into chaotic and deeply disturbing dark rituals. If we are to make any guesses from these writings, it would appear that they were waiting their God to deliver them a purple winged, dragon-like Messiah. The amount of text we found on this subject was astounding. Sadly, this Messiah would never appear."
Clearly fake, Ridley's too large to fit on a hard drive.OK, it took me a while and I only got 30 seconds of access time, but I managed to hack Sakurai's computer.
In one directory I found the following folders:
--> smash/potd
--> smash/buttshots
--> smash/ridleypt1
--> smash/ridleypt2
--> smash/ridleypt3
--> smash/ridleypt4
--> smash/sakurcat
--> smash/menuporn
--> smash/fullroster
--> smash/boots
In that last one, I found this file:
Still not clear how the boots/shoes work. :-\
This is brilliant, we need a general GAF version too.
Anally moderated lawless hive mind of various platform partisans
Years after mankind is wiped out: "Wow, a bunch of losers were really spending their final days discussing how their version of a game had a couple more pixels and frames per second?"
Let's be real, Sakurai won't let Tecmo one-up him with Ganondorf.
It's probably why he hasn't been revealed yet. He''s one of the characters with the most changes.
Pretty please.
Speaking of archiving, are we gonna do a Record of Dojo War style summary thread after it's all said and done?
The Last of Us 27 Remaster Virtual Reality Edition is serious business.
If we have any volunteer, but I'm not going to do it since it seem to be a lot of work.![]()
Still not as good as "Wind Waker: The Most Life-like Cel-Shading You Will Ever Experience In 3D Remix".The Last of Us 27 Remaster Virtual Reality Edition is serious business.
"Anthony sighed as he muttered to himself"
Holy shit, I'm getting dumber playing Other M. It's really putting me in Samus's shoes.
Clearly fake, Ridley's too large to fit on a hard drive.
Looking at the Wall of Shame from the combined Brawl threads, I barely recognize anyone:Speaking of archiving, are we gonna do a Record of Dojo War style summary thread after it's all said and done?
Yes......was that seriously part of the game's script?
The PS32 duh. The Xbox still can't hit 32K while maintaining 240fps LOL.Which version has the better framerate? The PS32 or the Xbox 10800?
Robot Aonuma still pumping out them remakes I see.Still not as good as "Wind Waker: The Most Life-like Cel-Shading You Will Ever Experience In 3D Remix".
The Hyrule Direct Aug. 4 was the week before the game comes out in Japan. So we'll probably get one for Smash the first week in September, at the latest.Yeah we needanother trailer announcement on Friday or soon. I 'm not sure if we're going to get a general direct this month seeing as it would have made sense to a Hyrule Warriors direct after, instead of before one and the game could leak around late August. How long in advance was the Smash Direct announcement anyway?want
Yeah we needanother trailer announcement on Friday or soon. I 'm not sure if we're going to get a general direct this month seeing as it would have made sense to a Hyrule Warriors direct after, instead of before one and the game could leak around late August. How long in advance was the Smash Direct announcement anyway?want
He's just a brain in a jar with a vision of chickens.Robot Aonuma still pumping out them remakes I see.
The Hyrule Direct Aug. 4 was the week before the game comes out in Japan. So we'll probably get one for Smash the first week in September, at the latest.
we're really behind on our quota of meme images that will date this thread in a matter of years
i'm gonna put out an order for some "what does the fox say" parodies about fox mccloud by tomorrow's potd
Looking at the Wall of Shame from the combined Brawl threads, I barely recognize anyone:
1) Jiggy37 – 3,369
2) Iam Canadian – 1,989
3) Firestorm – 1,516
4) Zeed – 1,494
5) ShockingAlberto – 1,423
Which version has the better framerate? The PS32 or the Xbox 10800?
Is Miyamoto still flipping tea tables with his new cloned body?He's just a brain in a jar with a vision of chickens.
But at least COD now has even more realistic dogsI hear they both dip to 59fps.