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[BassForever]

LOL at anyone suggesting Captain N for anything

If Konami gets a rep it should be Simon Belmont that would be awesome

Obviously they're on the Ridley isn't too big band wagon

 

[FUNKNOWN iXi]

That ScrewAttack lol

#1

 

[I'M FINISHED!]

Ridley is the most likely character on their list. And that is saying something. Good job, duders.

 

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the youtube comments are even worse

people suggesting skyrim and neptunia characters and they're actually serious about it

oh and someone implied that mewtwo is less realistic than friggin blaziken lol

 

[BY2K]

The only good thing that came out of SSE is that one scene when Kirby one-hit destroys that fortress with the Dragoon air ride.

 

[Berordn]

oh and someone implied that mewtwo is less realistic than friggin blaziken lol

But it's true! Fire chickens are only a few years of SCIENCE! away. Telekinetic fetuses are still a pipe dream, but someday...

 

[Ivan 3414]

But, but, it didn't have Goku!

Yeah, it was a pretty awful list.

#1 and 4 are the only ones I see actually having a semblance of a chance of making it in.

Bayonetta really doesn't have a chance. Or shouldn't. She would be so out of place, far more than Snake ever was, as well as heavily dialed down in terms of content.

 

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But it's true! Fire chickens are only a few years of SCIENCE! away. Telekinetic fetuses are still a pipe dream, but someday...

i know you're joking but i meant realistic expectations roster-wise lol

what is the full list of that top 5? i dont want to watch crappy vids, especially crappy top # videos

 

[MrSaturn99]

They seriously could not have gotten that list off to a worse start, lol. I'm still in awe.

The only good thing that came out of SSE is that one scene when Kirby one-hit destroys that fortress with the Dragoon air ride.

Just one thing? Not even this?

what is the full list of that top 5? i dont want to watch crappy vids, especially crappy top # videos

I just seen #5...................................I should stop now, but I must see how this train wreck goes.

EDIT: Here is the list:
5.

Spoiler

Gary F$#%ing Oak (yes, the one from the anime...)

4.

Spoiler

Bayonetta

3.

Spoiler

Captain N

2.

Spoiler

Simon Belmont

1.

Spoiler

Ridley

 

[BassForever]

But it's true! Fire chickens are only a few years of SCIENCE! away. Telekinetic fetuses are still a pipe dream, but someday...

Haha I laughed

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Bayonetta really doesn't have a chance. Or shouldn't. She would be so out of place, far more than Snake ever was, as well as heavily dialed down in terms of content.

I'd argue she has a bigger chance than Simon, but they're all a stretch.

 

[L00P]

I think it makes more sense for the bees to activate when an opponent accidentally strikes a tree that the Villager has planted.

Wow, why didn't I think of that? I always thought his tree-planting move takes an unusually long time to pull off only to do damage when you cut it down. The tree would be a lot more useful if it drops beehives or other items. I wonder how many trees you can plant at the same time?

 

[-Horizon-]

The only good thing that came out of SSE is that one scene when Kirby one-hit destroys that fortress with the Dragoon air ride.

I actually liked the Meta Knight and Marth one.

 

[Shadow Hog]

the youtube comments are even worse

people suggesting skyrim and neptunia characters and they're actually serious about it

Paarthurnax is too big

 

[Mariolee]

Didn't watch the video, but that list...wow. Did they at least try to justify it?

 

[Loco4Coco]

I can't copy and paste from Miiverse as those comments are lost.

But I've seen trolls like "SAKURAI STOP BEING STUPID TELL US DATE" to hateful comments like how his life shouldn't be existent because of showing a "bland" pic. (not gonna say what, some of it is offensive).

Seen a few insulting him for various reasons and the odd time he replies saying "Please be patient etc. etc.".

Try and get in on the comment section early and see these. Thankfully mods can ban people from it.

Post some appreciation guys, he doesn't deserve to see this shit.

Hopefully it's little kids saying that stuff..

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Paarthurnax is too big

He's smaller than Bowser.

 

[-Horizon-]

Hopefully it's little kids saying that stuff..

I somehow don't think so lol.

 

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I just seen #5...................................I should stop now, but I must see how this train wreck goes.

EDIT: Here is the list:
5.

Spoiler

Gary F$#%ing Oak (yes, the one from the anime...)

4.

Spoiler

Bayonetta

3.

Spoiler

Captain N

2.

Spoiler

Simon Belmont

1.

Spoiler

Ridley

1 and 2 (though I don't really care for 2) are fine, but the rest lol.

They go a little over that looking at the Smash Community. Not sure about other communities.

Oh. Gary Oak... uh... do they mean like being a fighter himself or another Pokemon Trainer? If the latter, it isn't that bad. People often mix up Gary with Blue anyways... I'm pretty okay with this.

Bayonetta? Nope nope. I don't see why people want to see her so badly in Smash Bros. Her character practically parodies over-the-top fanservice, which would not fit in Smash Bros. Removing that would be pretty much removing her character. It just won't work.

...I honestly think Captain N would be an interesting choice, but while he does predates Smash Bros (since his show is about the same basic premise, Nintendo crossovers), he still does not originate as a game character and I don't think Japan even acknowledges him or want to at all. But he has literally no chance.

 

[MrSaturn99]

Oh. Gary Oak... uh... do they mean like being a fighter himself or another Pokemon Trainer?

By himself.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Oh. Gary Oak... uh... do they mean like being a fighter himself or another Pokemon Trainer? If the latter, it isn't that bad.

It's the former, and his attacks are based on the anime and his meme.

 

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[-Horizon-]

It's the former, and his attacks are based on the anime and his meme.

And here I thought Meta Knight was broken.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

...

That's one of the nicer possible responses.

 

[Berordn]

Bayonetta? Nope nope. I don't see why people want to see her so badly in Smash Bros. Her character practically parodies over-the-top fanservice, which would not fit in Smash Bros. Removing that would be pretty much removing her character. It just won't work.

I agree that she wouldn't and shouldn't be in, but I don't see why that wouldn't fit.

 

[BY2K]

ScrewAttack did a Top 5 Most Wanted Characters list.

I wasn't impressed.

"Semi-realistic" and "no stupid choice"

And Captain N is on the list.

 

[Riki]

Sakurai should have given us the original vision for the SSE in this Smash.

”Some of the characters are on a bus on the way to the stadium. Samus is there. Donkey Kong is there and Snake is watching the bus from afar.”

 

[-Horizon-]

Sakurai should have given us the original vision for the SSE in this Smash.

It was supposed to be a high school sports drama wasn't it? I would've liked that :T

 

[SuperSah]

"Semi-realistic" and "no stupid choice"

And Captain N is on the list.

This, lol.

 

[BGBW]

Honestly, I probably would have preferred that story. I mean SSE's story tried too hard to be deep that half of it needed to be explained in a blog post. Like the original Smash Bros ad said, this is the happy go lucky world of Nintendo.

 

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It was supposed to be a high school sports drama wasn't it? I would've liked that :T

im sick of high school everything! most overused cliche in japan =3=

 

[SmithnCo]

ScrewAttack did a Top 5 Most Wanted Characters list.

I wasn't impressed.

lol. Terrible. Gary Oak with anime moves? Their number 1 and 2 are okay though.

 

[IntelliHeath]

lol. Terrible. Gary Oak with anime moves? Their number 1 and 2 are okay though.

At least, we would have few cheerleaders in background in the victory screen when Gary Oak won.

 

[Riki]

im sick of high school everything! most overused cliche in japan =3=

My Ordinary Smash Life

"Snake-kun! You baka!"

 

[MAtgS]

I like how they say it is a realistic list and then completely shat on the concept. Even my joke roster made more sense.

Also Captain N has NO chance. Show was only shown in America, so it isn't even a Western rep.

Captain N has been dubbed in other languages.

 

[Darryl]

Sakurai should have given us the original vision for the SSE in this Smash.

That would've been way more fitting.

 

[icy_eagle]

Not according to Miiverse.

Might be a bit assholish of me but first impression is that these guys didn't have any people around to play multiplayer with

 

[-Horizon-]

im sick of high school everything! most overused cliche in japan =3=

Fine, college to work life, happy now? Mario will be going through his midlife crisis will Ness is interning at a game company.

 

[DaBoss]

Might be a bit assholish of me but first impression is that these guys didn't have any people around to play multiplayer with

My first impression was that SSBB was the first Smash Bros for these people lol.

 

[IntelliHeath]

My first impression was that SSBB was the first Smash Bros for these people lol.

same here.

 

[MaverickHunterAsh]

Argh. I work for a division of Namco Bandai, and I'm leaving tomorrow for Tokyo to do some work at HQ.

Awesome, right? Yes. I'm excited to go. But I'm going to be at Namco Bandai's headquarters every day for a solid week, knowing that mere floors above or below me... or maybe even a few rooms next to me... Smash 4 is being developed and tested. Unrevealed characters, stages, and secrets, all ripe for the viewing... by people who are not me.

So close, yet so far...

 

[Azure J]

My Ordinary Smash Life

The Smash Bros cast with a more comedic focus in story and Nichijou tier over the top sequences. Why didn't we get that instead?

 

[IntelliHeath]

Argh. I work for a division of Namco Bandai, and I'm leaving tomorrow for Tokyo to do some work at HQ.

Awesome, right? Yes. I'm excited to go. But I'm going to be at Namco Bandai's headquarters every day for a solid week, knowing that mere floors above or below me... or maybe even a few rooms next to me... Smash 4 is being developed and tested. Unrevealed characters, stages, and secrets, all ripe for the viewing... by people who are not me.

So close, yet so far...

If you value your job then don't leak anything. I hope that you would able to see Smash 4 in person by luck.

 

[DaBoss]

Argh. I work for a division of Namco Bandai, and I'm leaving tomorrow for Tokyo to do some work at HQ.

Awesome, right? Yes. I'm excited to go. But I'm going to be at Namco Bandai's headquarters every day for a solid week, knowing that mere floors above or below me... or maybe even a few rooms next to me... Smash 4 is being developed and tested. Unrevealed characters, stages, and secrets, all ripe for the viewing... by people who are not me.

So close, yet so far...

Oh man, thinking about it makes me feel the pain.

 

[Azure J]

Argh. I work for a division of Namco Bandai, and I'm leaving tomorrow for Tokyo to do some work at HQ.

Awesome, right? Yes. I'm excited to go. But I'm going to be at Namco Bandai's headquarters every day for a solid week, knowing that mere floors above or below me... or maybe even a few rooms next to me... Smash 4 is being developed and tested. Unrevealed characters, stages, and secrets, all ripe for the viewing... by people who are not me.

So close, yet so far...

Just leave a smiley face when you come back if you got lucky enough to see anything Smash related or if any one character out of the following happened:

Takamaru
Palutena
Anna/Robin/Tharja

 

[Kyzer]

so how can we unlock chactar

 

[The Bankslammer]

Man I dunno, I would fucking love a comedic take on a Smash Bros story. There's tons of potential for humor, and KI:U's writing and story have made it more than clear that Sakurai's team and the localization team involved have comedic chops.

We'll probably never get it as a full-on story, but the character reveal cutscenes have been pretty good. So at least we have that.

 

[IntelliHeath]

so how do i unlock chactar

Just work harder like you did in Melee.

 

[Masked Man]

The Japanese caption doesn't mention the Subspace at all, and implies the new one doesn't even have Melee's type of adventure mode.

That's not true, though. The Japanese caption says "the previous title" (前&#20316, i.e. Brawl, reaffirming that there will be no SSE-style mode this time around. It makes no such implication about Melee whatsoever.

 

[BGBW]

Argh. I work for a division of Namco Bandai, and I'm leaving tomorrow for Tokyo to do some work at HQ.

Awesome, right? Yes. I'm excited to go. But I'm going to be at Namco Bandai's headquarters every day for a solid week, knowing that mere floors above or below me... or maybe even a few rooms next to me... Smash 4 is being developed and tested. Unrevealed characters, stages, and secrets, all ripe for the viewing... by people who are not me.

So close, yet so far...

Tell them to localise iDOLM@STER. Tell them this isn't a request, it is an order.