Super Smash Bros Wii U and 3DS Thread 2: Where Pilotwings is apparently Minecraft

The clock broke on Waluigi time and I am slurping down a warm dish of Waluigi's Crotch Chop Suey to celebrate.
 
I wrote my Super Wario Bros. wishlist in Santa's blood on New Year's Eve and sent it to NCL wrapped in fairy carcasses and sprinkled with God particles.
 
What if WaPeach gets in over Waluigi?
 
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Wario's hot! What are you talking about? Have you seen that ass? Wario got it going on. Those muscles and stylish facial hair... yummy.

they look nothing like them ironically lol
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Some people are too fixated on sex to be able to properly follow a theme.
 
I really can't tell who is who. Maybe it is WaDaisy dressed as WaZelda.

EDIT: The hair makes it look more like Daisy than Zelda to me. But what do I know about sexy fan-made Waprincesses?
 
Either way, I expect WaPeach, WaDaisy, WaZelda, WaYoshi, and WaCaptain Falcon to be in the next Mario Croquet title.
 
Is WaCaptain Falcon different from Blood Falcon? Does he have a falcon fart move?

WaCaptain Falcon is very gassy. His Yellow Falcon runs on his own farts.
 
I like Waluigi in the context of Mario games since he's hilarious, but he's never done anything remotely important/noteworthy outside of serving as Wario's partner and I'd honestly find his inclusion into SSB4 pretty anticlimactic. A rep from any of the RPG offshoots, Rosalina or hell even Toad as a new gag-rep would be more worthwhile IMO.

Bowser Jr. (unless they work in the Koopalings somehow) and to a lesser extent 'Paper' Mario are the only Mario-related inclusions which while quite possible would annoy me for a variety of reasons.
 
Bowser Jr. can be a sticker.

The Koopa Kids can be playable.
 
Are there any people that like Rosalina over Waluigi? I don't get how people can attack Waluigi as being 'uninspired' while Rosalina gets a free pass.
 
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