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[Escape Goat]

Zombies on earth so...

Spoiler

Superman puts them on the moon! LOL! :lol

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=134848

 

[Gigglepoo]

Do you have a better idea?

 

[Yixian]

Superheroes are dumb full stop.

 

[Escape Goat]

Do you have a better idea?

The sun maybe?

 

[Gigglepoo]

The sun maybe?

The smell of burning zombie flesh would permeate the galaxy!

 

[fistfulofmetal]

Do you have a better idea?

Destroy their brains with HEAT VISION

 

[JayDubya]

Do you have a better idea?

Destroy them absolutely because sooner or later we're colonizing that sucker and Kal-El won't be around forever to go on a zombie hunt in the Sea of Tranquility?

He's the goddamn Superman. If Chris Redfield can do it, Kal-El can do it.

 

[The Elite]

Asian Superman.

 

[castle007]

jesus christ, that was terrible

 

[QVT]

Wow, I thought superman couldn't suck any more. I was wrong.

 

[eudaemonic]

Superman is a dick too.

I am obligated to post this link.

Edit: Oh, and Teh Hamburglar... when is Holiday Window Duck making it's appearance? I love that avatar!

 

[woodchuck]

lol superman

BATMAN 4 LIFE

 

[calder]

I'm mostly confused that he thought that was a good solution to anything. So now the zombies will wander the cold dark (and occasionally bright and warm) empty moon with not a tasty tasty brain in sight? It would be more humane to just toss them in the sun.

Nevermind the obvious downside in 100 years when hundreds of thousands of people live on the moon and one still-viable zombie dude crawls up inside some dome. Thanks for nothing, Superman!

 

[Propagandhim]

Superman is a dick too.

I am obligated to post this link.

Edit: Oh, and Teh Hamburglar... when is Holiday Window Duck making it's appearance? I love that avatar!

The caption reads: How demeaning. He's in the dog harness and everything.

:lol :lol

 

[cashman]

Superman that hoe

 

[aoi tsuki]

lol superman

BATMAN 4 LIFE

Zombies move slowly, so he'd have plenty of prep time.

 

[Prime crotch]

Is it just me or does the artwork looks a lot like Kelley Jones work?

And I love the old Superman is a Dick site, specially for such amazing covers like this http://www.superdickery.com/other/1.html

 

[Guzim]

I've posted it before, and I'll post it again:

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/3.html

 

[madara]

Guys, please stop picking on my dad.

 

[ParticleReality]

Superheroes are dumb full stop.

Deadpool isn't dumb.

 

[Vyer]

That was horribly written.

 

[Lelielle]

superheroes are jerks ..:lol

 

[Blackace]

Zombies on earth so...

Spoiler

Superman puts them on the moon! LOL! :lol

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=134848

Even Zombies deserve the right to live!

 

[Escape Goat]

Even Zombies deserve the right to live!

but....they're zombies.

 

[Gigglepoo]

Even Zombies deserve the right to live!

Don't you mean unlive?

 

[TemplaerDude]

Even Zombies deserve the right to live!

they're kind of dead.

 

[tedtropy]

superheroes are jerks ..:lol

Well as a superhero he likely gets harassed by armless folks wanting a (hah) handout all the time. It gets annoying!

 

[Spike Spiegel]

lol superman

BATMAN 4 LIFE

True... Batman would never do something so stupid. Although...

Nothing quite like greeting a social worker investigating the death of your last underage sidekick at the door in only a bathrobe, while your almost naked jailbait new sidekick hands you a cup of coffee, is there?

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Yeah Batman. Kick that giant gorilla.

That'll be sure to work.

In the DC Universe, since mankind apparently evolved from gorillas (Don't even get me started.), obviously Hawkmankind had to have evolved from... Hawkgorillas...

Man...this site is the best.:lol

 

[Blackace]

they're kind of dead.

no wai!

 

[Ned Flanders]

That was like, two boxes of zombies. You don't need Superman for that.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

That was like, two boxes of zombies. You don't need Superman for that.

Yeah, a squad of ninjas or a full boat of pirates can take on two boxes of zombies. Don't these people know their conversion tables??

 

[Ferrio]

Yeah, a squad of ninjas or a full boat of pirates can take on two boxes of zombies. Don't these people know their conversion tables??

1 superman = 2 boxes of zombies
1 boat of pirates = 2 boxes of zombies
1 superman = 1 boat of pirates!

 

[PhoenixDark]

We've known Superman was dumb for like 60 years

 

[Sheik790]

"They're irradiated with Kryptonite or magic"??? WTF?

 

[BobTheFork]

Solar Powered Pussy.
Batman 4 Life!

 

[teiresias]

Honestly, the Zombies on the moon thing makes more sense the entirety of Luthor's plot in Superman Returns.

 

[castle007]

Honestly, the Zombies on the moon thing makes more sense the entirety of Luthor's plot in Superman Returns.

"I will create new land and drown the rest of the world. Countries will give me money to buy a piece of it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Dumb reporter: "But thousands will die"

"NO. MILLIONS MWAHAHAHAHAHHA"

 

[karasu]

Superman is the best.

 

[Rezbit]

"I will create new land and drown the rest of the world. Countries will give me money to buy a piece of it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Dumb reporter: "But thousands will die"

"NO. MILLIONS MWAHAHAHAHAHHA"

:lol :lol :lol God that movie was terrible.