Great Auk
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I thought the CGI looked bad actually. So fake and/over the top cartoonish depending on scene.
Superman (2025) 4 minute scene released
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I thought the CGI looked bad actually. So fake and/over the top cartoonish depending on scene.
Madflavor
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Fans: "We want Superman back in theaters!"
Warner Bros: "Ok. Here he is, and we'll call it Superman Returns!"
Fans: "That was boring. He didn't even throw a punch. We want Superman to be badass."
Warner Bros: "Oh gotcha. Ok here's Man of Steel. It's got big action and DBZ level fights."
Fans: "Why was it so joyless and humorless? Superman barely saves people, it's too dark!"
Warner Bros: "Oh I see. Ok here's Gunn's Superman. It's got fighting, lightheartednes, humor, and optimism. Also here's some big epic fights you wanted."
Fans: "It looks goofy, I don't like it."
Warner Bros: "You know what, fuck you! You don't know what you want. That's why we put a fucking dog in it, at least moms and kids know what they like!"
Warner Bros: "Ok. Here he is, and we'll call it Superman Returns!"
Fans: "That was boring. He didn't even throw a punch. We want Superman to be badass."
Warner Bros: "Oh gotcha. Ok here's Man of Steel. It's got big action and DBZ level fights."
Fans: "Why was it so joyless and humorless? Superman barely saves people, it's too dark!"
Warner Bros: "Oh I see. Ok here's Gunn's Superman. It's got fighting, lightheartednes, humor, and optimism. Also here's some big epic fights you wanted."
Fans: "It looks goofy, I don't like it."
Warner Bros: "You know what, fuck you! You don't know what you want. That's why we put a fucking dog in it, at least moms and kids know what they like!"
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Great Auk
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I'd watch a movie about the years/months and events that culminate to Jor-El having to put his son into an escape craft. Basically a major expansion of the first 15 minutes of the original Superman film.
Surely they can squeeze out an hour 40 minutes of content about the lives of Kryptonians?
There is so much visual material there, it would be a stunning film.
Surely they can squeeze out an hour 40 minutes of content about the lives of Kryptonians?
There is so much visual material there, it would be a stunning film.
LimanimaPT
Member
More super hero trash...This movies still have an audience?
SmokedMeat
Gamer™
I’m digging it. I’ve got enough darkness and misery everyday living in the real world right now.
I don’t need it in my Superman.
I don’t need it in my Superman.
FeralEcho
Member
So let me get this straight...
Krypto...merely touching him,hurts him so bad that he screams out in pain yet his genius ass plan is...to,somehow, have the dog slide him on the ground half the planet till he gets "home"??? And he somehow feels nothing while he gets dragged across the ground even though 10 seconds earlier he was screaming his ass out.
Who fucking writes this dumb shit?
I'm so tired of writters that can't take 5 seconds to try to understand if an idea makes sense or not before adding in the next idea.
Krypto...merely touching him,hurts him so bad that he screams out in pain yet his genius ass plan is...to,somehow, have the dog slide him on the ground half the planet till he gets "home"??? And he somehow feels nothing while he gets dragged across the ground even though 10 seconds earlier he was screaming his ass out.
Who fucking writes this dumb shit?
I'm so tired of writters that can't take 5 seconds to try to understand if an idea makes sense or not before adding in the next idea.
Madflavor
Member
So let me get this straight...
Krypto...merely touching him,hurts him so bad that he screams out in pain yet his genius ass plan is...to,somehow, have the dog slide him on the ground half the planet till he gets "home"??? And he somehow feels nothing while he gets dragged across the ground even though 10 seconds earlier he was screaming his ass out.
Who fucking writes this dumb shit?
I'm so tired of writters that can't take 5 seconds to try to understand if an idea makes sense or not before adding in the next idea.
Krypto, a dog with super strength, leaps into the air after dashing at high speed, and slams Superman’s body. He then proceeds to jump on his broken ribs several times. But you describe this as “merely touching” him?
FeralEcho
Member
So a superdog playing around nudging on the broken fractures of a superman is causing him major pain.But dragging this same man with broken ribs across the ground for half the globe won't cause him any pain! Got it!
Madflavor
Member
So a superdog playing around nudging on the broken fractures of a superman is causing him major pain.But dragging this same man with broken ribs across the ground for half the globe won't cause him any pain! Got it!
You’re not making a compelling case for your argument if you have to exaggerate or downplay what actually happened in the scene.
I would imagine that being dragged back home did hurt, but obviously not as much as a super strong animal jumping on your broken and bruised body.
FeralEcho
Member
Maybe,but it would still hurt like hell. And my point is it's nowhere expressed in the trailer,maybe in the movie it'll be explained better but the way he's dragging him makes it seem like a walk in the park and doesn't show just how painful it would be considering 5 seconds earlier he was screaming in pain. That's what doesn't work for me.
And again... he's not dragging him 1km but hundreds of km
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Madflavor
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Watching the scene, it’s nowhere near hundreds of km. At a glance it looks like a mile at most.
Look it’s whatever. If the film reviews bad, it’s not going to be because of Krypto dragging an injured Superman.
FeralEcho
Member
Never implied it would review bad because of one scene.
I just gave my opinion as to why I don't think that scene makes sense and why I'm personally tired of movies taking their audience for fools by making things that I personally think don't make sense.
It's fine if you like the movie,not here to shit on anyone's parade.
Sardaukarama
Member
Shoulda kept the original fortress of solitude design thats my only grief , I really hope this turns out good
Madflavor
Member
Tbh, and if I were a betting man in vegas, it's probably going to suck. That or it'll be good but flop at the BO anyway. Superman films are cursed.
But if Hollywood can't figure out how to make a good Superman film after three attempts, then maybe they deserve to go under.
DreamcastSkies
Gold Member
Not sure what to think. Reserving judgement at this time.
IntentionalPun
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Gunn must really think this dumb Krypto scene is amazing or something... it already was a significant portion of the first teaser now it's.... even more of the next one lol
Madflavor
Member
This is the scene that plays in front of the Minecraft movie, which families and kids are seeing.
IntentionalPun
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I mean sure, smart marketing I guess?
It just looks so bad and corny. They couldn't have just had the actor, lay in some snow?
Hawking Radiation
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manfestival
Member
this video was kinda weird. I am not sure about having so many people being introduced in this movie but we will see. I do plan on seeing this movie still but wary. At least it sure is pretty
MrCunningham
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adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
So a superdog playing around nudging on the broken fractures of a superman is causing him major pain.But dragging this same man with broken ribs across the ground for half the globe won't cause him any pain! Got it!
I mean .. it's a super-powered dog jumping and pouncing on him, playfully as it may be, it probably punches a lot more weight behind it than being dragged on the ground/ice.
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FeralEcho
Member
I suppose, it's still kinda ridiculous to me that he isn't making any sound while being dragged across ice with broken ribs,superman or not. I mean they are still broken ribs...
Anyway, we'll see in the movie how it'll be.