Sweaty boobs? Worry no more, ‘breast deodorant’ is now on sale.

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Saw an auld guy spraying deodorant down the back of the his underpants, along his ass crack, in the gym yesterday. So something similar I suppose.

Although boob sweat sounds hotter.
 
"Your boobs are too sweaty/smelly" Said No Man Ever.

Like that is the issue. Get over yourself. This is for WOMEN to make their life easier/more comfortable, not for the attraction of immature juvenile men. That are obviously in this thread


Second; how is boobsweat an issue?


So no guy here has ever suffered from sweaty balls. No? no one can imagine how uncomfortable it is after a workout or extremely hot day?

wow. you must have very small balls
 
Like that is the issue. Get over yourself. This is for WOMEN to make their life easier/more comfortable, not for the attraction of immature juvenile men. That are obviously in this thread





So no guy here has ever suffered from sweaty balls. No? no one can imagine how uncomfortable it is after a workout or extremely hot day?

wow. you must have very small balls

I'll have you know I suffer from sweaty balls on a daily basis. I'm not spraying them with deodorant though. And yes, after I work out, they are extra sweaty, soaked in sweat even. Right before I take a shower.

My GF "suffers" from boobsweat on a daily basis since she's stacked like Gianna Michaels, she never expressed her discomfort over it.
 
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Like that is the issue. Get over yourself. This is for WOMEN to make their life easier/more comfortable, not for the attraction of immature juvenile men. That are obviously in this thread





So no guy here has ever suffered from sweaty balls. No? no one can imagine how uncomfortable it is after a workout or extremely hot day?

wow. you must have very small balls

Jesus.
 
I'll have you know I suffer from sweaty balls on a daily basis. I'm not spraying them with deodorant though. And yes, after I work out, they are extra sweaty, soaked in sweat even. Right before I take a shower.

My GF "suffers" from boobsweat on a daily basis since she's stacked like Gianna Michaels, she never expressed her discomfort over it.

I'd guess much like sweat in general, it affects differen people differently.
 
I'll have you know I suffer from sweaty balls on a daily basis. I'm not spraying them with deodorant though. And yes, after I work out, they are extra sweaty, soaked in sweat even. Right before I take a shower.

My GF "suffers" from boobsweat on a daily basis since she's stacked like Gianna Michaels, she never expressed her discomfort over it.

If what you say is true, then surely you can understand that 'boob sweat' can be an issue. in answer to your question in your previous post.

And as for you "GF", i'm so happy that with her not expressing any discomfort, is your belief that it is not uncomfortable, and also how this is the same for all women in world.
 
If what you say is true, then surely you can understand that 'boob sweat' can be an issue. in answer to your question in your previous post.

And as for you "GF", i'm so happy that with her not expressing any discomfort, is your belief that it is not uncomfortable, and also how this is the same for all women in world.

She tells me when a chair is slightly tilted, I'm sure she'd tell me if the boobsweat would bother her.

But please, do tell me about the discomfort that a fully natural prcess like sweating can cause.
 
She tells me when a chair is slightly tilted, I'm sure she'd tell me if the boobsweat would bother her.

But please, do tell me about the discomfort that a fully natural prcess like sweating can cause.

Shouldn't you already know? As you "suffer" from sweaty balls on a daily basis

But as already said
I'd guess much like sweat in general, it affects different people differently.
 
She tells me when a chair is slightly tilted, I'm sure she'd tell me if the boobsweat would bother her.

But please, do tell me about the discomfort that a fully natural prcess like sweating can cause.

As I said before, boob sweat is the same kind of sweat that a fat person gets between their fat folds. It feels gross.
 
This product is dumb and let's leave it at that. Humans like to market dumb shit all the time. News at 11.

Why, oh why does it always have to involve gender politics, though? Can't we just get along.
 
I would seriously want this. It gets so hot and humid in the summer that sweat starts pooling under the cleavage immediately. Not only is it disgusting to feel, but it trickles down into your belly button over the course of a couple hours. It streaks your shirts and makes you look nasty all summer long. At work, one of my coworkers is a 42G and she just puts a washcloth under the cleavage before getting to work and wrings it out. Yeah, partially it's Minnesota summers, partially large boobs sweat a lot.

Note: this has nothing to do with men.
 
This product is dumb and let's leave it at that. Humans like to market dumb shit all the time. News at 11.

Why, oh why does it always have to involve gender politics, though? Can't we just get along.
Where's the fun in getting along?
 
I mentioned this to my Fiance last night and she is upset she didn't make the stuff first. I know she'd love the stuff for when it becomes a tit-dirt type of day.
 
Like that is the issue. Get over yourself. This is for WOMEN to make their life easier/more comfortable, not for the attraction of immature juvenile men. That are obviously in this thread





So no guy here has ever suffered from sweaty balls. No? no one can imagine how uncomfortable it is after a workout or extremely hot day?

wow. you must have very small balls

Are you always so aggressive towards people on the internet?
 
i know we all love a good pairs of sweaty boobs, but i have seen some serious skin infections because of this, recently in my cousin, she had a real bad infection in between her breasts, so this is a real thing, and people like her would get a real benefit.
 
http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-the-bush-female-body-hair-cameron-diaz-pubic

The capitalist drive to convince us that female body hair is unnatural and unclean has been alarmingly successful. The removal industry is worth millions, and uncountable women are ashamed of and distressed by their post-pubescent hair. But the industry is greedy. It must now convince the world that female pubic hair is dirty too. It must now convince people that male body hair is equally unacceptable.

Swoob must be next on the agenda to make people pay for unneeded (and often harmful) chemicals to slather on the body.
 
lolol someones always gotta be offended in this forum.

I wonder if there is this much passion over sweaty fuckin dude. DOUBLE STANDARD! APPRECIATE MY BODY FOR WHAT IT IS
 
I find it kinda odd how the idea that maybe a woman might find boob-sweat just plain uncomfortable doesn't even seem to enter most people's minds.

I'd totally consider getting that ball-sweat stuff though. That shit's pretty uncomfortable, especially when it's hot.
 
I find it kinda odd how the idea that maybe a woman might find boob-sweat just plain uncomfortable doesn't even seem to enter most people's minds.

Of course it didn't. The initial responses in this thread were from a bunch of dudes who thought they were defending women from the evil corporations looking to profit off of womens' insecurities. Then a few actual women came along and said hey, this might not actually be such a bad product.

The capitalist drive to convince us that female body hair is unnatural and unclean has been alarmingly successful. The removal industry is worth millions, and uncountable women are ashamed of and distressed by their post-pubescent hair. But the industry is greedy. It must now convince the world that female pubic hair is dirty too. It must now convince people that male body hair is equally unacceptable.

Ah, the hairy straw man persists. It is possible that people remove their body hair due to aesthetic preference, not capitalist or societal conditioning. I shave because I like the feeling of smooth skin. If that means that the fine people at Gillette will be getting a bigger bonus this year so be it. They make a fine product.
 
Maybe they ate lots of garlic or onions the day before and that underboob sweat might be a little righteous. Or itchy. Can't say I'd hate on a woman for wanting to make sure they don't fuck the gym/office/their own noses up with some titty B.O.

We're not talking about that top of the boob, sweat dripping off while you really wish she was on top of you kind of sweat because you're in the midst of a sexual marathon. This is closer to armpit sweat. Haven't met a woman yet who's all like "yeah baby I don't need no man wearing deodorant." Not saying they don't exist (someone might like B.O. as a thing), but I haven't met 'em.
 
Why is it dumb?

Well, I think it's a non-issue for the majority of society and women to be honest. When has anyone ever heard someone complain about boob sweat? As previously pointed, it's aiming for either impulse buys or preying on fears and insecurities.

Its reach is also very limited, too. The only demographic where a product as this would appeal to would be in ultra self-conscious, very fat and very sweaty women, which is like, a niche of a niche. So, if anything, it's not a product a lot of people are going to run out to get.
 
Like that is the issue. Get over yourself. This is for WOMEN to make their life easier/more comfortable, not for the attraction of immature juvenile men. That are obviously in this thread
Wow, in that one sentence you found where I said that was the sole issue? AND was solely for the attraction of immature men? Amazing, I didn't even know I put that in there. Excuse while I go and get over myself. Cause apparently, I'm making way too much of a flippant comment....oh no wait...
 
I usually just dab on a little baby powder or the like when it gets really hot out. I tend to sweat a lot, and boob sweat especially feels just itchy and gross.

Well, I think it's a non-issue for the majority of society and women to be honest. When has anyone ever heard someone complain about boob sweat? As previously pointed, it's aiming for either impulse buys or preying on fears and insecurities.

Its reach is also very limited, too. The only demographic where a product as this would appeal to would be in ultra self-conscious, very fat and very sweaty women, which is like, a niche of a niche. So, if anything, it's not a product a lot of people are going to run out to get.

Er, it's a problem for me sometimes, I just don't make threads about it. I imagine it's the same for other people; gross itchy/sweaty feeling but not really worth blabbing about to everyone. I mean you can assume it's just cashing in on insecurities (and maybe it is) but if I had a choice I'd enjoy clean sweat-free chest all the time, just for reasons of comfort. A product doesn't have to appeal to a wide demographic to have worth.
 
The way this lady describes boob sweat makes me think she doesn't experience it or understand the purpose at all.

yup. the lady that wrote this has itty bitty titties for sure.

"i had no idea boob sweat was even a real thing!" she says. uh huh. let it be known, Radhika Sanghani does not have big boobs.

edit: maaaaan there are some ignorant dudes in here.
 
that aint real boob sweat, thats a model thats been sprayed down with fake boob sweat im afraid. (it makes a difference to me)
 
Well, I think it's a non-issue for the majority of society and women to be honest. When has anyone ever heard someone complain about boob sweat? As previously pointed, it's aiming for either impulse buys or preying on fears and insecurities.

Its reach is also very limited, too. The only demographic where a product as this would appeal to would be in ultra self-conscious, very fat and very sweaty women, which is like, a niche of a niche. So, if anything, it's not a product a lot of people are going to run out to get.

Just because no woman has personally told you that it bothers her doesn't mean that the problem doesn't exist.

And it's not an issue that only affects "very fat and very sweaty women." It can happen to anyone who has breasts large enough to touch down on the rib cage.
 
Personally, if and when I do have this issue, a little bit of baby powder is enough to deal with it. However, I can see the appeal for some of my friends that find it uncomfortable, especially during the summer.

I find the "swoob" term a bit silly, but I'm sure someone in the marketing department got a nice pat on the back for coming up with it.
 
Do people seriously sweat on their balls? Holy shit that must be uncomfortable. I basically never sweat even during workouts (except in the summer when i sweat a little), and always find the sensation of it on my skin the most shitty thing ever.
 
Do people seriously sweat on their balls? Holy shit that must be uncomfortable. I basically never sweat even during workouts (except in the summer when i sweat a little), and always find the sensation of it on my skin the most shitty thing ever.

Oh man, mine get soaked during the summer. The skin down there does some nasty stuff too....
 
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