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[LycanXIII]

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm

A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

The neighbor commented:

"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

As for the autopsy?

An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.

Thankfully a psychologist was able to provide some insight:

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

"I don't even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself [from his fetish] and incurred by the wasp attack."

 

[equap]

did you search?

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Just being around a wasp's nest is the stuff of nightmares for me.

 

[apesh1t]

3rd time for this thread

 

[MrToughPants]

Fucking LOL'd reading the title.

 

[nhlducks35]

We just had this thread

Speaking about wasps however, what's the best way to get rid of their nest? I have 2 wasps building nests near my house and I want to destroy them (about the size of a ping pong ball).

 

[Courage]

Third time already.

Someone should sticky this thread.

 

[JustHadToJoin]

How many more Swedes are going to do this?

 

[Crazyorloco]

that's one way to learn about the birds and the bees.

 

[LycanXIII]

I searched multiple things and found nothing. Go ahead and lock.

 

[alterno69]

We just had this thread

Speaking about wasps however, what's the best way to get rid of their nest? I have 2 wasps building nests near my house and I want to destroy them (about the size of a ping pong ball).

wait till they're big enough, have sex with them and don't call them the next day.

 

[Fantasmo]

Third time already.

Someone should sticky this thread.

What? He already stickied his head. Oh nm, you said sticky the thread.

 

[apesh1t]

wait, is this the third Swedish man to do this???? Man with all those hot women and Ikea furniture you'd think they wouldn't have to bone bee hives.

 

[Anticitizen One]

bro do you even search?

 

[Platy]

Also


http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/

However, it now appears as though the story was too good to be true, albeit not for the unfortunate Hasse, as he is said to not even exist.

The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012.

It was originally reported animal rights campaigners were concerned about the wellbeing of the hornets, but we are now fairly sure no hornets (or men called Hasse) were harmed in the making of this story.

 

[Courage]

wait, is this the third Swedish man to do this???? Man with all those hot women and Ikea furniture you'd think they wouldn't have to bone bee hives.

Some times you want animals to do stuff with.

 

[ShinoguTakeruKoeru]

Did anybody else think about the Tenacious D song while going through these threads?

 

[acrid]

I can't imagine this guy was in his right mind. I really don't know why his natural instinct didn't kick in and drive him away from it.

 

[Riposte]

Pretty sure this is one of the alternate routes to get into Valhalla.

 

[LordCanti]

Stieg Larsson's "The Man Who Fucked the Hornet's Nest"

 

[DR2K]

Must have been horny.

 

[Currygan]

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Hornets are much, much more deadly than wasps.

Also is Op the same Lycan from the Gears forums??

 

[Boss Doggie]

Can't he just buy a lube and a fleshlight?