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[bjork]

Are you a bad enough dude to talk like a pirate all day, and not some ninja-loving cockmonger?!

Avast ye swabs, man the HBK photoshops and owls with eyepatches!

 

[ManDudeChild]

Hmm. Talk like a pirate all day? You know what, i'll try that tomorrow.

 

[lovelyarsenic]

my boss is enforcing TLAP day so it's pretty much inescapable for me. we have to greet all of our customers with ahoy! and say arrgh! a lot as well...*woot*

 

[keeblerdrow]

International Talk Like A Pirate Day, matee. And best ye not forget it, lest ye be visitin' Davey Jones' locker! Arrrrrrgh!

 

[Zensetsu]

Yaa-haaarg! Thats real shag carpet!

 

[BuG]

One of my younger sister's teachers was really cool about it, writing "Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day" on the blackboard and all, while her other teacher was a real Nazi about it saying she didn't want any pirate talk and apparently told the children no pirate speak and said "I don't care if it's talk like a ninja day!". Which made me think talk like a ninja day would be kind of cool, you'd just stand there not saying anything looking all mysterious and badarse-like.

 

[Rorschach]

ARRRR ye kidding me? I've been waiting with bated breath, matey!

 

[shantyman]

Arrrr

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

 

[Shogmaster]

Shiver me timbers! Arrrr

 

[Hitokage]

Oh I'll do more than talk like one...



....I mean, I'll be sure to give somebody the one-eyed glare too.

 

[Lonestar]

Daaaaar, we be seellibratin this nashinal TRASUre' here in wee bee GArgia. AHOY HOY!

 

[DarienA]

I'm sure the Urban Ninja doesn't approve of this...

 

[UltraMarioMan]

"How appropriate you fight like a cow"

 

[Leatherface]

I deal with the public so it's pretty funny to do it. If I could hold a fucking straight face after the confused looks I get, this would be great! :lol

 

[Matlock]

Oh I'll do more than talk like one...



....I mean, I'll be sure to give somebody the one-eyed glare too.

Bukakke!?

 

[Musashi Wins!]

my boss is enforcing TLAP day so it's pretty much inescapable for me. we have to greet all of our customers with ahoy! and say arrgh! a lot as well...*woot*

where do you work? your boss is awesome. arrrr.

 

[scorcho]

okay, so like, who here has the latest beta of Vista? i thought i downloaded a copy from shareaza (lolamiright?) and it turned out to be a 45 minute video of sheep beastiality and midgets.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

talk like a pirate day was actually a few days back , i guess you guys missed it.

 

[keeblerdrow]

Oh Scooter, you're so witty.

 

[lovelyarsenic]

where do you work? your boss is awesome. arrrr.

i work at the >digital cup< an internet cafe'

i was at the work the other day setting up for TLAP day and during my search for pirate slang online i found some pretty raunchy pirate pick-up lines...lets just say my boss and i had a good laugh.

examples:

'well blow me down'
'Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?'
'You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?'

 

[Memles]

Arrr. I made me a Pirate Penguin, matey, to celebrate this glorious day.

 

[atomsk]

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Firefox browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

 

[tedtropy]

Steam sux0rz Gab3 Newfag's cock LOL!1

<cough>, I mean AGRRHHHH.

 

[Particle Physicist]

a girl with an eye patch just walked into the coffee shop im sitting in..

arrrrrrr..

 

[Particle Physicist]

now with shitty cam pics


arrrr...!!!!!

 

[ManaByte]

I rode Pirates of the Caribbean today and one of the cast members got on the mic in the boarding area and said "Yaaar today be talk like a pirate day. Talk like pirates. Yaaaaarrrr!"

:lol :lol :lol