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G4life98 · Jul 3, 2004

looks like someone wanted some attention...

keeblerdrow · Jul 3, 2004

Yeah, she hit a "growth spurt"

The Bookerman · Jul 3, 2004

Reid > Lohan.

They look alike and Reid has no frickles.

Cerebral Palsy · Jul 3, 2004

Matrix · Jul 3, 2004

wowzers

bogg · Jul 3, 2004

Hello hello...
Any one here actually touched fake boobs and can honestly say they feel fake, or, ehhh..."worse" than real boobs? They sure look nice.

lordmrw · Jul 3, 2004

The Bookerman said:
Reid > Lohan.

They look alike and Reid has no frickles.

Its freckles. And whats so bad abouth them freckles anyway?

XS+ · Jul 3, 2004

bogg said:
Hello hello...
Any one here actually touched fake boobs and can honestly say they feel fake, or, ehhh..."worse" than real boobs? They sure look nice.

Good question. Fake boobs rock. They'd never take the place of the real thing, but they're better than nothing at all imo. A decent boob job still looks natural when the clothes come off, not like the doc stuffed a pair of baseballs under a girl's chest, I hate those. But if they're done right, they don't feel 'fake' at all, you only notice the plastic bags if you squeeze em hard enough.

View my scale for future reference

Bad boob job < flat/floppy chest < good boob job < big naturals

lordmrw · Jul 3, 2004

XS+ said:
Good question. Fake boobs rock. They'd never take the place of the real thing, but they're better than nothing at all imo. A decent boob job still looks natural when the clothes come off, not like the doc stuffed a pair of baseballs under a girl's chest, I hate those. But if they're done right, they don't feel 'fake' at all, you only notice the plastic bags if you squeeze em hard enough.

View my scale for future reference

Bad boob job < flat/floppy chest < good boob job < big naturals

They feel real enough when I slip my johnson in between them. And thats all that matters.

sprsk · Jul 3, 2004

Is humungoid fake tits the new hollywood trend? (again?)

bogg · Jul 3, 2004

Hehe thanks guys, good to know. I can't almost never tell if they are fake anyway, so....cool for me.
Now if I can just find a girl that will let me touch her...

SolidSnakex · Jul 3, 2004

sp0rsk said:
Is humungoid fake tits the new hollywood trend? (again?)

Not just in Hollywood, there have been reports that the big graduation gift this year for girls are implants.

Grizzlyjin · Jul 3, 2004

sp0rsk said:
Is humungoid fake tits the new hollywood trend? (again?)

No trend, it never went out of style.

Those guns are mighty nice, that pink shirt makes you think they could just burst out at any minute.

Razoric · Jul 3, 2004

Hello, I'm Raz.

Grimlock · Jul 3, 2004

G4life98 said:
looks like someone wanted some attention...

Dekajelly · Jul 3, 2004

I'd rather meet these two

Matlock · Jul 3, 2004

Dekajelly said:
I'd rather meet these two

hot-cha!

UtadaBarkley · Jul 3, 2004

Um, fake books look alright (not really) but the feel of them is a major turnoff for me... It just doesn't feel natural at all, it's hard where it should be soft. Then again, I've only touched one pair of fakies, so maybe they're not all the same.. NATURAL >>>>>>>>> FAKE.

Brian Fellows · Jul 3, 2004

lordmrw said:
Its freckles. And whats so bad abouth them freckles anyway?

Thats what I was gonna ask.

Mrbob · Jul 3, 2004

The Bookerman said:
Reid > Lohan.

Semjaza Azazel · Jul 3, 2004

Strangely, it seems that Asia Carrera still has the best boob job I've seen.

ItalianStallion · Jul 3, 2004

lordmrw said:
Its freckles. And whats so bad abouth them freckles anyway?

If you stare at her body for too long all of her freckles make the skin look like it's coming alive. That's why I stick with Italian women rather than the Irish ones.

pestul · Jul 3, 2004

ItalianStallion said:
If you stare at her body for too long all of her freckles make the skin look like it's coming alive. That's why I stick with Italian women rather than the Irish ones.

Personally, I prefer my women with skin that is very much alive. The dead variety is too cold and flakey..

Suerte · Jul 3, 2004

I think this calls for...

"HOW BOUT DEM TITTIES?!"

G4life98 · Jul 3, 2004

karasu · Jul 3, 2004

She is not attractive. Those boobs are not very welcoming.

Mrbob · Jul 3, 2004

karasu said:
She is not attractive. Those boobs are not very welcoming.

Don't speak ill of my woman!!!

SolidSnakex · Jul 3, 2004

Mrbob said:
Don't speak ill of my woman!!!

COCKLES · Jul 3, 2004

Dekajelly said:
I'd rather meet these two

I think the Transporter might have something to say about that

Suerte said:
I think this calls for...

"HOW BOUT DEM TITTIES?!"

For god sake man, when are you going to come out the closet....and admit your as straight as an arrow fired from the bow of Charlton Heston!

Error Macro · Jul 3, 2004

Reid's face is bleh, and I can't stand her voice. Shit, so irritating.

Phoenix · Jul 3, 2004

bogg said:
Hello hello...
Any one here actually touched fake boobs and can honestly say they feel fake, or, ehhh..."worse" than real boobs? They sure look nice.

Unfortunatly yes I can say that and to some extent people go overboard and then they just look gross.

Lambtron · Jul 3, 2004

SolidSnakex said:
Not just in Hollywood, there have been reports that the big graduation gift this year for girls are implants.

Excuse my while I quietly weep for the future of humankind...

Error Macro · Jul 3, 2004

Lambtron said:
Excuse my while I quietly weep for the future of humankind...

There, there. At least the future of humankind will have bigger boobs.

evil ways · Jul 3, 2004

It's not like she needed implants anyway, her rack was pretty nice as it was, but a bit saggy.

Socreges · Jul 3, 2004

In related news, Tara Reid signs on for three movies and a book deal.

siege · Jul 3, 2004

I love the boobies. Fake, natural, saggy, whatever. Aslong as they're BIG.

HAOHMARU · Jul 3, 2004

Anybody have a bikini shot of when she was in Big Lebowski?

Tara Ried is a B list Hollywood crack whore. I hope she just goes away...fake tities on her look really fake by the way. Looks like one is pointing this way < and the other is pointing > that way in a few of those shots. Also, one looks higher than the other.

If you are going to get implants, at least get them done right.

WasabiKing · Jul 3, 2004

Calling her a B level celebrity is far too kind. Anyway, I'm shocked you kids haven't been to awfulplasticsurgery.com. Awesome site. Just be careful when visiting the Lil' Kim section.

Mrbob · Jul 3, 2004

I'm sorry, but she stars in Van Wilder, which is one of the greatest movies of all time. B list celebrity she is not for being involved in this flick!

WasabiKing · Jul 3, 2004

Mrbob said:
I'm sorry, but she stars in Van Wilder, which is one of the greatest movies of all time. B list celebrity she is not for being involved in this flick!

Yeah, cause Van Wilder is so much better than the movie it tries so hard to be, Animal House. Old School was way better than Van Wilder anyway. Everyone mentions Van Wilder under the same breath as Goodfellas, Godfather, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, and Raging Bull.

Tara Reid is a no-talent hack who uses her "feminine wiles" and tries to come off as a loose chick to get what she wants, more shitty movie roles that involves her to get in underwear and show the camera.

Want to see what cigarettes and boozin' every night will do to you in less than 4 years' time?

ItalianStallion · Jul 3, 2004

She's hot in every one of those pictures. (kind of)

Well, maybe not. But let's face it, any of you would tap it if she was sitting on your bed with her ass in the air.

Mrbob · Jul 3, 2004

Old School is a great movie too. No quarrells here. I own all three of those movies so it doesn't matter to me which way they are rated.

karasu · Jul 3, 2004

ItalianStallion said:
She's hot in every one of those pictures. (kind of)

Well, maybe not. But let's face it, any of you would tap it if she was sitting on your bed with her ass in the air.

Oh god.

XS+ · Jul 3, 2004

ItalianStallion said:
But let's face it, any of you would tap it if she was sitting on your bed with her ass in the air.

Uh no, I'd say "Hello? Stop blocking the TV with your ass, I'm busy playing 4 Swords!"

jk I pound that ass till it died and went to heaven

ourumov · Jul 3, 2004

Not just in Hollywood, there have been reports that the big graduation gift this year for girls are implants.

I understand you are joking...

Leon · Jul 3, 2004

Socreges · Jul 3, 2004

ourumov said:
I understand you are joking...

No, just exaggerating. Its more common this year, but still rare.

callous · Jul 4, 2004

Ok, that's just hot, even though it's a bit over the top (no pun intended. No, honestly).

ItalianStallion · Jul 4, 2004

Did you mean

karasu said:
Oh god yes, I would!

Christoff Yurievich · Jul 4, 2004

WasabiKing said:
Want to see what cigarettes and boozin' every night will do to you in less than 4 years' time?

give you big boobs? damn here I thought we were talking about her having surgery! the secret is cigs and booze, spread the word!

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